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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef
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sapphire trailer park chad
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"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
sapphire trailer park chad
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Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
Razzle-dazzle candlestick maker headpube
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Cerebral Angry Macaca Affirmative Action
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aromatic bright death wish hunting ground
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Contagious national
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“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef
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Cracking giraffe
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
Sooty State
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Deep digit ratio
  09/19/24
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180 self-centered faggotry
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
Doobsian rough-skinned haunted graveyard
  09/18/24
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thirsty mind-boggling meetinghouse weed whacker
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
Bistre sweet tailpipe
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Doobsian rough-skinned haunted graveyard
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
Supple snowy associate locus
  09/18/24
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180 self-centered faggotry
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insecure keepsake machete senate
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
Drab tanning salon
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Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
internet-worthy lay
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
internet-worthy lay
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band
  09/18/24
another type of solution
internet-worthy lay
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Vibrant bull headed hell
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
abusive alcoholic bawdyhouse ratface
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
Drab tanning salon
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
Drab tanning salon
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
Drab tanning salon
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band
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Drab tanning salon
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: sapphire trailer park chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: sapphire trailer park chad

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle candlestick maker headpube

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Cerebral Angry Macaca Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: aromatic bright death wish hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Contagious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Cracking giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Sooty State

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: Deep digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: 180 self-centered faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Doobsian rough-skinned haunted graveyard

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: thirsty mind-boggling meetinghouse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Bistre sweet tailpipe

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Doobsian rough-skinned haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Supple snowy associate locus

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: 180 self-centered faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: insecure keepsake machete senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Drab tanning salon

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: internet-worthy lay

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: internet-worthy lay

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: internet-worthy lay

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Vibrant bull headed hell

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: abusive alcoholic bawdyhouse ratface

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Drab tanning salon

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Drab tanning salon

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Drab tanning salon

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone boyish area roast beef

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Mewling Jet Home Elastic Band

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Drab tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2/#49340186)