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Tried doing standup comedy tonight, got booed offstage

Fucking assholes
glittery underhanded state nowag
  09/18/24
WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here. ...
smoky exciting nibblets
  09/18/24
I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pus...
glittery underhanded state nowag
  09/18/24
Try this one: "Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medi...
smoky exciting nibblets
  09/19/24
read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit
Provocative amethyst coffee pot field
  10/04/24
What was your best joke
Big Theatre Mood
  09/18/24
This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking ...
glittery underhanded state nowag
  09/18/24
Lol, sounds cringy af
orange resort idea he suggested
  09/19/24
Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overl...
irate histrionic menage
  05/06/25
expected OP to be snoot
Abusive aromatic site gay wizard
  09/18/24
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stirring translucent piazza
  09/18/24
whats the deal with that?
Fluffy Principal's Office Milk
  09/18/24
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Frisky seedy boiling water sanctuary
  09/19/24
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marvelous cruise ship coldplay fan
  10/04/24
Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going t...
embarrassed to the bone dilemma
  09/19/24
This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lo...
Olive twisted hell
  09/19/24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY
Heady snowy hunting ground
  10/04/24
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glittery underhanded state nowag
  12/20/24
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laughsome electric furnace pit
  02/27/25
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insanely creepy deer antler shrine
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pube
  01/15/26


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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: glittery underhanded state nowag

Fucking assholes

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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: smoky exciting nibblets

WTF you've got YEARS of material to work with, right here.

Did you try out Biden growling "who told you that? Mike Fart?"

That always kills here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2/#48106668)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: glittery underhanded state nowag

I’ve considered doing the “just imagine what pussy and sex was like for Inuits 200 years ago” bit but never have

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: smoky exciting nibblets

Try this one:

"Isn't it crazy? We have a whole medical field devoted to the care and maintenance of vaginas."

*pause for two beats*

"And they're still a disaster."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2/#48110065)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Provocative amethyst coffee pot field

read off that poast with a drink in your hand and exit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2/#48165197)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Big Theatre Mood

What was your best joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2/#48106673)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: glittery underhanded state nowag

This thing about picking up my dog’s shit and looking for a place to put it went over OK

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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:10 PM
Author: orange resort idea he suggested

Lol, sounds cringy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2/#48110055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: irate histrionic menage

Dog material usually connects at standup shows - large overlap between people who go to them and people who are obsessed with their Doggo McDoggerfaces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2/#48909629)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: Abusive aromatic site gay wizard

expected OP to be snoot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2/#48106676)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: stirring translucent piazza



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Fluffy Principal's Office Milk

whats the deal with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2/#48106750)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Frisky seedy boiling water sanctuary



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: marvelous cruise ship coldplay fan



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Date: September 19th, 2024 12:30 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dilemma

Get some pointers from CSLG I believe he said he was going to start this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2/#48109057)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 4:15 PM
Author: Olive twisted hell

This is one of those things you get good at by doing it a lot. You can only read so much about it everything else requires stage time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5597505&forum_id=2/#48110078)



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Date: October 4th, 2024 11:19 PM
Author: Heady snowy hunting ground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3BEUX5n0nY

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Date: December 20th, 2024 1:34 AM
Author: glittery underhanded state nowag



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Date: February 27th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: laughsome electric furnace pit



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Date: April 16th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: insanely creepy deer antler shrine



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Date: January 15th, 2026 3:14 PM
Author: pube



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