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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church...
Chrome unholy step-uncle's house turdskin
  12/08/24
cousin on her moms side or dads
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Dads
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  12/08/24
which dad
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This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” tha...
Chrome unholy step-uncle's house turdskin
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180 night
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  12/08/24
Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying ...
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Lmao guess you win bro lmao.
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They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao
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Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?
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so much this
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29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.
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the MC
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: Chrome unholy step-uncle's house turdskin

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: impressive location

cousin on her moms side or dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424335)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Chrome unholy step-uncle's house turdskin

Dads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424337)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: drunken party of the first part

which dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424343)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: Nofapping Carmine Elastic Band Nowag



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: Silver rebellious quadroon

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424872)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Wonderful Yarmulke Azn



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
Author: maize church



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: territorial ape persian



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: mind-boggling gay wizard feces



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle property mediation



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle property mediation



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: drunken party of the first part



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: Diverse Heaven Tank

LMFAO

truly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424347)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Chrome unholy step-uncle's house turdskin

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424364)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: Diverse Heaven Tank

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Chrome unholy step-uncle's house turdskin

One for the books lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424395)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle property mediation



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: fragrant crusty striped hyena



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: Dull supple laser beams



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
Author: pale outnumbered pit codepig



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac bearded milk

Ok but why stop drinking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424351)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: Lime Razzmatazz Center Immigrant



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: obsidian parlour



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Nofapping Carmine Elastic Band Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424916)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: idiotic glittery chapel partner



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Mentally impaired national sex offender



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: Dull supple laser beams



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
Author: Pontificating abnormal corner



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: cerebral low-t native antidepressant drug

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424372)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Chrome unholy step-uncle's house turdskin

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424399)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: cerebral low-t native antidepressant drug

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424425)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Chrome unholy step-uncle's house turdskin

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424433)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: cerebral low-t native antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424451)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling very tactful internal respiration stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424856)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: insanely creepy pistol mental disorder

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424454)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Motley white circlehead

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424429)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Chrome unholy step-uncle's house turdskin

Not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424432)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: cerebral low-t native antidepressant drug



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: idiotic glittery chapel partner



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: costumed racy lodge



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: bat shit crazy generalized bond nursing home



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Dull supple laser beams



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: ebony mildly autistic space scourge upon the earth



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: Charcoal hyperventilating crotch



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: thriller embarrassed to the bone trailer park mexican

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424487)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Chrome unholy step-uncle's house turdskin

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424851)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: idiotic glittery chapel partner

so much this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424991)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Diverse Heaven Tank



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle property mediation



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling very tactful internal respiration stage

heroic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424857)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: red ceo

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424859)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: fantasy-prone faggotry piazza



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Marvelous Brunch

the MC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424876)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Nofapping Carmine Elastic Band Nowag



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: hairraiser cream school cafeteria

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425009)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: cerebral low-t native antidepressant drug

Story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425013)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling very tactful internal respiration stage

that's the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425017)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Wonderful Yarmulke Azn



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: impressive location



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: Diverse Heaven Tank



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: Mentally impaired national sex offender



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: fantasy-prone faggotry piazza



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle property mediation



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
Author: Dull supple laser beams



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Chrome unholy step-uncle's house turdskin

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: idiotic glittery chapel partner

ergo it’s true

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: light multi-colored shitlib dragon

JM is getting subtler with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425189)



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Startled Spot Black Woman

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: razzle death wish messiness

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425570)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Bateful pungent preventive strike factory reset button

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425578)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Chrome unholy step-uncle's house turdskin

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425746)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: Mentally impaired national sex offender

Subpoena the bodycam footage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48425764)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: trip hairy legs

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
Author: Arrogant drab theater pozpig



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle property mediation



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Date: July 20th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: habeas penem



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