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Done drinking, ruined wife’s cousin’s wedding yesterday

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:24 AM
Author: Judgmental glittery center

Started drinking too early. Wedding wasn’t at a church which I thought was degenerate because I’m Roman Catholic. The MC was basically making jokes at this makeshift “church” they had with white chairs set up in the same area as the reception.

The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact I can make him bleed out of his ass if I ever got into an MMA ring with him.

She was 29 when she met him and is 34 now with a birth control softball player body.

The fuckin MC was basically announcing the wedding like it was a hockey game then started to turn it back into a romantic wedding with traditional wedding music when she walked down the aisle.

I chugged three of those little black boxes of red wine at this point so as she was walking down the aisle I grabbed the mic from the MC and pushed him away.

I always said to my wife this cousin of hers looks like a horse with her fuckin square birth control body so when I grabbed the mic I said “Galloping down the aisle! Hard! Direct (made a hand gesture)! She’s square! She has no ass! Square! Direct! Galloping down the aisle!”

While I was doing this everyone was gasping and the dad walked over like he was going to hit me be thought better of it. The security for the venue took three guys to get me down. They called the cops but the cops said this isn’t really a crime what i did so everyone just asked me to leave.

Wife still crying but 180 she left with me. She’s a ride or die bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5646070&forum_id=2/#48424333)



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Puce hall

cousin on her moms side or dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
Author: Judgmental glittery center

Dads

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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Walnut elite cuckoldry

which dad

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:52 AM
Author: Dull floppy library preventive strike



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: cruel-hearted associate trailer park

A) Good question;

B) Did that moniker come from you days at the Red Dragon Inn in RhyDin?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: spruce multi-colored pervert forum



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:53 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 AM
Author: well-lubricated indian lodge



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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: motley canary space pozpig



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:25 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:26 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:40 AM
Author: Walnut elite cuckoldry



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:43 AM
Author: 180 Free-loading Shrine Yarmulke

LMFAO

truly 180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:06 AM
Author: Judgmental glittery center

This. And when I got home I played “Zombies” that cranberry song perfectly on my kid’s toy piano and I never played it before. I had two more black boxes on the ride and when I got home I was ranting about how good I was at piano and my wife pointed out it’s a player piano so it’s automatic. We were both hysterically laughing at my stupidity,

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:43 AM
Author: 180 Free-loading Shrine Yarmulke

180 night



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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:47 AM
Author: Judgmental glittery center

One for the books lmao

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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible pit



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:59 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 2:32 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:04 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:50 AM
Author: bearded flirting stage volcanic crater

Ok but why stop drinking

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:55 PM
Author: self-absorbed autistic stage fortuitous meteor



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:58 PM
Author: Dun greedy candlestick maker



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Dull floppy library preventive strike



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: vigorous nibblets



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
Author: fear-inspiring really tough guy menage



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:11 PM
Author: razzmatazz dark school cafeteria wagecucks



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Date: December 8th, 2024 7:55 AM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:21 AM
Author: Balding kitty cat juggernaut

Going to need the Heights of all involved before judging this poast

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:50 AM
Author: Judgmental glittery center

That’s the best part. I spend every free second of my day training and lifting. If he’s taller why didn’t he step to me when I disrespected his wife? Her lazy dad too. Because they know they had no shot.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: Balding kitty cat juggernaut

Lmao lil breh he doesn't think about you at all -- worrying about "stepping to" is for Short Men.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Judgmental glittery center

Lmao guess you win bro lmao.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Balding kitty cat juggernaut



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: lime jew

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: appetizing maize heaven

They had to call some REAL MEN to come and regulate lmao

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:11 AM
Author: Exciting site macaca

Johnny my boy, why are you pumo?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:13 AM
Author: Judgmental glittery center

Not me

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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 AM
Author: Balding kitty cat juggernaut



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: vigorous nibblets



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Date: December 8th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Dashing know-it-all pisswyrm business firm



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: charismatic naked national



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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:10 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: nubile apoplectic station coldplay fan



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:15 AM
Author: purple karate



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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: slimy scourge upon the earth

The "wedding" wasn't at a church? You did nothing wrong. If they thought that their ceremony was so important maybe they should have bothered to sacralize it.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Judgmental glittery center

This.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:29 PM
Author: vigorous nibblets

so much this

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: 180 Free-loading Shrine Yarmulke



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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible pit



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: lime jew

heroic

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: magical heady goal in life dingle berry

29 jumped the shark. shouldve gone with 26-27.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: vivacious jewess church building



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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Adulterous frozen meetinghouse double fault

the MC

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Date: December 8th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: Dull floppy library preventive strike



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:34 PM
Author: cream corn cake

I can’t understand making up a story like this and keeping myself short in the flame.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Balding kitty cat juggernaut

Story?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: lime jew

that's the difference

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:30 PM
Author: spruce multi-colored pervert forum



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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: Puce hall



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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:18 PM
Author: 180 Free-loading Shrine Yarmulke



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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:50 PM
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Date: December 8th, 2024 9:26 PM
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Date: December 9th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: Concupiscible pit



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Date: December 8th, 2024 1:58 PM
Author: Judgmental glittery center

Not fake

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:25 PM
Author: vigorous nibblets

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Date: December 8th, 2024 2:26 PM
Author: offensive indirect expression

JM is getting subtler with age

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Date: December 9th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Marvelous fighting institution antidepressant drug

Even after all these years some people still don't "get" xo

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: contagious roommate milk

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

"The cousin has talked shit to me in the past and bragged about her husband being taller than me except for the fact"

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Date: December 8th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Jet hospital

34 year old "bride"? Birth control body? Not in a church?

Doesn't sound like you were at a wedding at all, champ.

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:47 PM
Author: Judgmental glittery center

Is that supposed to insult me? As if I give a shit about the bride?

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Date: December 8th, 2024 5:51 PM
Author: fear-inspiring really tough guy menage

Subpoena the bodycam footage

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Date: December 8th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: mind-boggling submissive theater stage background story

180

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Date: December 8th, 2024 11:24 PM
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