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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Hideous parlor gunner
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
supple people who are hurt library
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
hilarious big-titted masturbator
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
ivory vivacious striped hyena
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Geriatric space rigor
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Hideous parlor gunner
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Geriatric space rigor
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
ivory vivacious striped hyena
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Geriatric space rigor
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
ivory vivacious striped hyena
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Geriatric space rigor
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
ivory vivacious striped hyena
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Geriatric space rigor
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Hideous parlor gunner
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Geriatric space rigor
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
ivory vivacious striped hyena
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Geriatric space rigor
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Vigorous reading party
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Geriatric space rigor
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Vigorous reading party
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Geriatric space rigor
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
thirsty purple lay
  04/08/25
that's rude
Geriatric space rigor
  04/08/25
...
Hideous parlor gunner
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Sienna diverse kitty
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
ivory vivacious striped hyena
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Lilac roast beef
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Geriatric space rigor
  04/08/25
...
Hideous parlor gunner
  04/08/25
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Geriatric space rigor
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Hideous parlor gunner
  04/09/25
...
Hideous parlor gunner
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
trip low-t sanctuary boiling water
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
saffron gaping ladyboy
  04/09/25
Ty
Geriatric space rigor
  04/09/25
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Costumed gold public bath
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
histrionic hell
  04/09/25
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Geriatric space rigor
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Impertinent Mind-boggling Whorehouse
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Geriatric space rigor
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Geriatric space rigor
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
rough-skinned pit queen of the night
  05/02/25
...
Geriatric space rigor
  05/12/25
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Geriatric space rigor
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Geriatric space rigor
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
saffron gaping ladyboy
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Geriatric space rigor
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Vigorous reading party
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Geriatric space rigor
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Vigorous reading party
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Flesh casino
  06/03/25
...
Geriatric space rigor
  06/26/25
OP?
Geriatric space rigor
  06/27/25
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Geriatric space rigor
  07/09/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Hideous parlor gunner

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: supple people who are hurt library

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: hilarious big-titted masturbator

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: ivory vivacious striped hyena

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Geriatric space rigor

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Hideous parlor gunner

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Geriatric space rigor

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: ivory vivacious striped hyena

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Geriatric space rigor

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: ivory vivacious striped hyena

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Geriatric space rigor

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: ivory vivacious striped hyena

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Geriatric space rigor

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Hideous parlor gunner

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Geriatric space rigor

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: ivory vivacious striped hyena

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Geriatric space rigor

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Vigorous reading party

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Geriatric space rigor

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Vigorous reading party

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Geriatric space rigor

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: thirsty purple lay

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Geriatric space rigor

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Hideous parlor gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Sienna diverse kitty

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: ivory vivacious striped hyena

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Lilac roast beef

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Geriatric space rigor

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Hideous parlor gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Geriatric space rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Hideous parlor gunner

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Hideous parlor gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: trip low-t sanctuary boiling water

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: saffron gaping ladyboy

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Geriatric space rigor

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Costumed gold public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: histrionic hell

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Geriatric space rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Impertinent Mind-boggling Whorehouse

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Geriatric space rigor

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Geriatric space rigor

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: rough-skinned pit queen of the night

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Geriatric space rigor



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Geriatric space rigor



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Geriatric space rigor

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: saffron gaping ladyboy

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Geriatric space rigor

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Vigorous reading party

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Geriatric space rigor

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Vigorous reading party

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Flesh casino

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Geriatric space rigor



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Geriatric space rigor

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2/#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Geriatric space rigor



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