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Forgotten scum platformers from the 90s: Oddworld, Earthworm Jim, Toejam & Earl,

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Thriller slippery parlor
  05/20/25
We're doing rape tape right now.
crawly tanning salon foreskin
  05/20/25
Never played it
Thriller slippery parlor
  05/20/25
Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or som...
boyish greedy newt boistinker
  05/20/25
It came out in 1997
Thriller slippery parlor
  05/20/25
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Thirsty alcoholic base juggernaut
  10/24/25
wario land
sexy garrison mad cow disease
  05/20/25
Wario Land is a prestigious game
Thriller slippery parlor
  05/20/25
Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer
peach arousing preventive strike
  05/20/25
Yeah that was engagement bait
Thriller slippery parlor
  05/20/25
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Thirsty alcoholic base juggernaut
  10/23/25
Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game...
Outnumbered indigo whorehouse water buffalo
  05/21/25
Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy ...
Thriller slippery parlor
  10/23/25
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Thirsty alcoholic base juggernaut
  10/23/25
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Flirting Field Becky
  10/23/25
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Thirsty alcoholic base juggernaut
  10/24/25
All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and ...
drunken odious casino ratface
  10/23/25
Jesus
crawly tanning salon foreskin
  10/23/25
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Thirsty alcoholic base juggernaut
  10/24/25
Vector man is incredibly Scummy
Wild Senate Queen Of The Night
  10/25/25
Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986&nda...
Wild Senate Queen Of The Night
  10/25/25
The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants
crawly tanning salon foreskin
  10/25/25
Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af
Wild Senate Queen Of The Night
  10/25/25
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Thirsty alcoholic base juggernaut
  10/25/25
https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.co...
Wild Senate Queen Of The Night
  10/25/25
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Thirsty alcoholic base juggernaut
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Thriller slippery parlor
  10/25/25
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Thirsty alcoholic base juggernaut
  10/25/25
Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mech...
coalition of rabbis
  08/25/26
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lfo
  08/26/26
The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (d...
Fucking Fuckface
  08/26/26


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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Thriller slippery parlor

What else

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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: crawly tanning salon foreskin

We're doing rape tape right now.

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Thriller slippery parlor

Never played it

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: boyish greedy newt boistinker

Oddworld was 90's? I thought that was a 2000s PC game or something

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Thriller slippery parlor

It came out in 1997

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Thirsty alcoholic base juggernaut



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: sexy garrison mad cow disease

wario land

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Thriller slippery parlor

Wario Land is a prestigious game

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: peach arousing preventive strike

Toejam and Earl isn't a platformer

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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: Thriller slippery parlor

Yeah that was engagement bait

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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Thirsty alcoholic base juggernaut



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Outnumbered indigo whorehouse water buffalo

Kirby on Gameboy always struck me as scumbag. Same with Game Gear’s Shinobi. The later is probably more “forgotten” though.



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Thriller slippery parlor

Kirby is actually a very deep game, on the surface its easy af and you can fly though every level but if you want to 100% it, it gets hard and obscure. Like you gotta look up what to do. Its an auteur driven game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2/#49369974)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Thirsty alcoholic base juggernaut



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Flirting Field Becky



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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Thirsty alcoholic base juggernaut



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: drunken odious casino ratface

All those shitty PSX mascot platformers like Gex, Croc, and the one with the Tasmanian tiger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2/#49369616)



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Date: October 23rd, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: crawly tanning salon foreskin

Jesus

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Date: October 24th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Thirsty alcoholic base juggernaut



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Wild Senate Queen Of The Night

Vector man is incredibly Scummy

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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Wild Senate Queen Of The Night

Adventure Island / Wonder Boy (NES / Master System, 1986–1992)

Chuck Rock (Amiga / Genesis / SNES, 1991)

Joe & Mac (Caveman Ninja) (Arcade / SNES / Genesis, 1991)

Bonk’s Adventure / BC Kid / PC Genjin (TurboGrafx-16, 1989–1993)

The Flintstones series (NES / SNES, 1991–1994)

Prehistorik / Prehistorik 2 (PC / Amiga, 1991–1993)

Big Nose the Caveman (NES, 1991)

Caveman Ugh-Lympics (PC / NES, 1988)

Trog! (Arcade / NES, 1990)

B.C.’s Quest for Tires (ColecoVision / C64, 1983)

🪓 How Caveman Platformers Are Inexorably Tied to the Scumbag Clique

Caveman platformers are the Scumbag psyche digitized—primitive, appetitive, circular.

They center on consumption and impulse, not achievement: eat, hit, fuck, repeat.

The player enacts the Scumbag loop; momentary satisfaction with no accumulation or learning.

Each game celebrates bodily immediacy: hunger, muscle, libido, idiocy.

Progress is an illusion; the Stone Age persists, just as the Scumbag never ascends class or spirit.

Their humor lies in degradation, their color in futility—a world of meat and noise where thought is extinction.

These games embody the eternal present, a world without language, memory, or transcendence. the Scumbag’s digital cave, flickering with the same stone-age glow of beer signs and CRTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2/#49374874)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: crawly tanning salon foreskin

The Simpsons: Bart vs. the Space Mutants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2/#49374875)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:43 PM
Author: Wild Senate Queen Of The Night

Good one. The early Simpson expanded universe was Scummy af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2/#49374877)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Thirsty alcoholic base juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2/#49374904)



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Date: October 25th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Wild Senate Queen Of The Night

https://cdn.printblur.com/unsafe/960x960/assets.printblur.com/2025/08/29/68b1148a9e9b08.97836919.webp

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Thirsty alcoholic base juggernaut

180

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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Thriller slippery parlor



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Date: October 25th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Thirsty alcoholic base juggernaut



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Date: August 25th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: coalition of rabbis

Toe jam and earl was so good. So many hidden things and mechanics

Loved when games did this. Rarely see it now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2/#50093422)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2/#50094775)



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Date: August 26th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

The Oddworld series was fucking great. Even the Xbox one (didn't play the last one that was a shooter or some shit...only the ones where you controlled motherfuckers like Abe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5728146&forum_id=2/#50094784)