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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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harsh codepig background story
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
twinkling narrow-minded box office
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
french duck-like office
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
supple plum gay wizard hall
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Sapphire school cafeteria skinny woman
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Glassy stimulating french chef
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
scarlet hospital
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
cerebral iridescent theatre jap
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
blathering prole step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
harsh codepig background story
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
fuchsia balding hell famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
Fiercely-loyal Property
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
aphrodisiac station
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
harsh codepig background story
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
lime school toilet seat
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
alcoholic vigorous chad
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
stirring fear-inspiring business firm elastic band
  06/30/25
cr
harsh codepig background story
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
fuchsia balding hell famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Stubborn hilarious tanning salon
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
lime school toilet seat
  06/30/25
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galvanic hairy legs fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
aphrodisiac station
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
stirring fear-inspiring business firm elastic band
  06/30/25
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buff bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
*bussy
heady masturbator jew
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
scarlet hospital
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Poppy insecure double fault
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Flesh razzmatazz rehab multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
fuck
aphrodisiac station
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Poppy insecure double fault
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
twinkling narrow-minded box office
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
aphrodisiac station
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Stubborn hilarious tanning salon
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
harsh codepig background story
  06/30/25
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Talented Internal Respiration
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
diverse sepia telephone rigor
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Bisexual institution clown
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
anal amber corn cake turdskin
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
harsh codepig background story
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Bisexual institution clown
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
galvanic hairy legs fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Bisexual institution clown
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
jet meetinghouse
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
harsh codepig background story
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
contagious claret address
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
cyan irradiated field
  06/30/25
tcr
galvanic hairy legs fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
just jump
drunken public bath reading party
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
harsh codepig background story
  06/30/25
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Lascivious Swollen Native Psychic
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
maize multi-colored nibblets
  06/30/25
wow
harsh codepig background story
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
comical death wish rigpig
  06/30/25
JFC man
harsh codepig background story
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
blathering prole step-uncle's house
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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aphrodisiac station
  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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  06/30/25
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contagious claret address
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
cyan irradiated field
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
diverse sepia telephone rigor
  06/30/25
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  07/01/25
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buff bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
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i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
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vivacious orchestra pit goyim
  07/01/25
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  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Glassy stimulating french chef
  06/30/25
bro
harsh codepig background story
  06/30/25
...
cyan irradiated field
  06/30/25
lol
galvanic hairy legs fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
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Beta mental disorder
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
henna gaped cuckold coldplay fan
  06/30/25
jfc
harsh codepig background story
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
fuchsia balding hell famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
saffron violent quadroon national security agency
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Arousing nofapping boistinker half-breed
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
galvanic hairy legs fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
henna gaped cuckold coldplay fan
  07/01/25
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anal amber corn cake turdskin
  07/01/25
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Arousing nofapping boistinker half-breed
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
vivacious orchestra pit goyim
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
histrionic erotic immigrant indian lodge
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Stubborn hilarious tanning salon
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
harsh codepig background story
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
aphrodisiac station
  06/30/25
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harsh codepig background story
  07/01/25
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laughsome abode
  07/01/25
lol
galvanic hairy legs fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
...
drunken public bath reading party
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Confused Library Puppy
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Lake mischievous cruise ship
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Mauve twinkling uncleanness
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
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  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
odious spruce crotch parlour
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
laughsome abode
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
infuriating adventurous tattoo
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
harsh codepig background story
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
galvanic hairy legs fortuitous meteor
  07/01/25
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harsh codepig background story
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
buff bawdyhouse
  07/01/25
😟
deep greedy corner newt
  07/01/25
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massive nubile stage boiling water
  07/01/25
holy shit
harsh codepig background story
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
laughsome abode
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
federal organic girlfriend casino
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
vivacious orchestra pit goyim
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
scarlet hospital
  07/01/25
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harsh codepig background story
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
vivacious orchestra pit goyim
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
vivacious orchestra pit goyim
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
maize multi-colored nibblets
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
scarlet hospital
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
harsh codepig background story
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Disturbing Autistic Lodge Love Of Her Life
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
buff bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
yellow set
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
harsh codepig background story
  07/06/25
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maize multi-colored nibblets
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Cream Knife
  07/06/25
...
Arousing nofapping boistinker half-breed
  07/06/25
lol
galvanic hairy legs fortuitous meteor
  07/07/25
wow
harsh codepig background story
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: harsh codepig background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: twinkling narrow-minded box office

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: french duck-like office

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: supple plum gay wizard hall

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Sapphire school cafeteria skinny woman

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Glassy stimulating french chef

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: scarlet hospital

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: cerebral iridescent theatre jap

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: blathering prole step-uncle's house

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: harsh codepig background story

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: fuchsia balding hell famous landscape painting

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Property

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: harsh codepig background story

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: lime school toilet seat

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: alcoholic vigorous chad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: stirring fear-inspiring business firm elastic band

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: harsh codepig background story

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: fuchsia balding hell famous landscape painting

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Stubborn hilarious tanning salon

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: lime school toilet seat

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: galvanic hairy legs fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: stirring fear-inspiring business firm elastic band

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: buff bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: heady masturbator jew

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: scarlet hospital

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Poppy insecure double fault

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Flesh razzmatazz rehab multi-billionaire

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Poppy insecure double fault

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: twinkling narrow-minded box office

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Stubborn hilarious tanning salon

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: harsh codepig background story

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Talented Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: diverse sepia telephone rigor

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Bisexual institution clown

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: anal amber corn cake turdskin

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: harsh codepig background story

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Bisexual institution clown

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: galvanic hairy legs fortuitous meteor

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Bisexual institution clown

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: jet meetinghouse

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: harsh codepig background story

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: contagious claret address

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: cyan irradiated field

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: galvanic hairy legs fortuitous meteor

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: drunken public bath reading party

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: harsh codepig background story

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Lascivious Swollen Native Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: maize multi-colored nibblets

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: harsh codepig background story

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: comical death wish rigpig

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: harsh codepig background story

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: blathering prole step-uncle's house

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: drunken public bath reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: lime school toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: saffron violent quadroon national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Arousing nofapping boistinker half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: contagious claret address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: cyan irradiated field

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: diverse sepia telephone rigor

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: metal lemon state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: buff bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: bateful sanctuary travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: thriller citrine new version foreskin

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: vivacious orchestra pit goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: supple plum gay wizard hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Glassy stimulating french chef

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: harsh codepig background story

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: cyan irradiated field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: galvanic hairy legs fortuitous meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Beta mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: henna gaped cuckold coldplay fan

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: harsh codepig background story

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: fuchsia balding hell famous landscape painting

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: saffron violent quadroon national security agency

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Arousing nofapping boistinker half-breed

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: galvanic hairy legs fortuitous meteor

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: henna gaped cuckold coldplay fan

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: anal amber corn cake turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Arousing nofapping boistinker half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: vivacious orchestra pit goyim

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: histrionic erotic immigrant indian lodge

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Stubborn hilarious tanning salon

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: harsh codepig background story

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac station

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: harsh codepig background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: laughsome abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: galvanic hairy legs fortuitous meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: drunken public bath reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Confused Library Puppy

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Lake mischievous cruise ship

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Mauve twinkling uncleanness

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: primrose shrine hunting ground

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: odious spruce crotch parlour

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: laughsome abode

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: infuriating adventurous tattoo

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: harsh codepig background story

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: galvanic hairy legs fortuitous meteor

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: harsh codepig background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: buff bawdyhouse

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: deep greedy corner newt

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: massive nubile stage boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: harsh codepig background story

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: laughsome abode

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: federal organic girlfriend casino

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: vivacious orchestra pit goyim

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: scarlet hospital

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: harsh codepig background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: vivacious orchestra pit goyim

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: vivacious orchestra pit goyim

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: maize multi-colored nibblets

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: scarlet hospital

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: harsh codepig background story

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Disturbing Autistic Lodge Love Of Her Life

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: buff bawdyhouse

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: yellow set

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: harsh codepig background story

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: maize multi-colored nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Cream Knife

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Arousing nofapping boistinker half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: galvanic hairy legs fortuitous meteor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: harsh codepig background story

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2/#49078889)