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Kirk, James and Lars all seem like flaming queers. Could that be why Dave left?
| multi-colored pea-brained nowag | 07/06/25 |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:56 PM Author: multi-colored pea-brained nowag Makes more sense than any other explanation that's been put forth, and I've heard 'em all. The first musician Dave picked up was a hardcore Christian too, like Dave was looking for protection. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746857&forum_id=2/#49077320) |
Date: July 6th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Blue Cuckoldry iirc the story even Dave himself tells is that he had basically pissed himself on the floor when they woke him up and said he was out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746857&forum_id=2/#49077329) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:11 PM Author: multi-colored pea-brained nowag So his penis was a factor on some level (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746857&forum_id=2/#49077759) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Bistre windowlicker nursing home Metallica has an incredibly shady origin story.
They weren’t even from San Fran, they just mysteriously moved up there from LA and bogarted the whole scene.
The only reason anyone ever heard of them is that Lars’s dad somehow got them on some metal compilation album. |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:02 PM Author: Blue Cuckoldry oh wow, does it turn out that who you know really is more important than what you know? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746857&forum_id=2/#49077341) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:14 PM Author: multi-colored pea-brained nowag The early albums were made by a weird Swede who chopped the individual track recordings and reassembled them to sound like a different band. The first time I saw them live they were so bad I thought maybe they were sick or the road crew were all junkies, but then I saw them two more times and they still sucked, so I think it was all studio trickery until Bob Rock showed us what they really sound like. James always looked weird in a gay way too. The way he talked to the audience was so fake and stupid you could tell he was putting up a wall. He sounded like a professional wrestler, not a real person. And if you think that's Kirk at the end of Jump in the Fire, he must have been 10x better on guitar at age 21 than at any time since. I think his instructor probably filled in for him a few times on that album. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746857&forum_id=2/#49077762) |