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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM Author: Mustard Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077689) |
Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM Author: bearded corner come on man, that is one meal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077691) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM Author: Mustard Menage It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077705) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM Author: bearded corner how many hours do you work to actually net 40k? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077713) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM Author: Mustard Menage Idk like 3 days of work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077723) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM Author: ebony curious gaping sanctuary do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077706) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Mustard Menage If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077730) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM Author: maize brethren voyeur Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077707) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM Author: bearded corner realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077716) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: maize brethren voyeur I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.
I could literally do all of that in one meal. |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM Author: Mustard Menage These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077732) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM Author: maize brethren voyeur Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM Author: bearded corner I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077738) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Mustard Menage Every extra 6 gets you $20k more (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077725) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: maize brethren voyeur I'll take 24 sticks a day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077729) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM Author: rusted insecure corn cake that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078404) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: maize brethren voyeur Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078900) |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM Author: Exhilarant gay market circlehead do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is worth 40k |
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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM Author: lilac home toaster 40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077803) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM Author: razzmatazz topaz fat ankles This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078180) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM Author: bright chad upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078353) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM Author: nighttime antidepressant drug school cafeteria if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078365) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM Author: misunderstood brindle point pervert Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078386) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM Author: Mustard Menage They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078730) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM Author: rusted insecure corn cake serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260
So only 520 calories? That's not terrible. |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: Mustard Menage It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078738) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM Author: misunderstood brindle point pervert they're not kosher. how does that work for me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078743) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: rusted insecure corn cake you're indian why do you care? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078752) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM Author: White church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078876) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: misunderstood brindle point pervert veddy veddy not kosher (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078879) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM Author: bright chad cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085417) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM Author: rusted insecure corn cake you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085446) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM Author: White church building I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093436) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: misunderstood brindle point pervert prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.
it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: White church building Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093474) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM Author: misunderstood brindle point pervert are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.
kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that. |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM Author: White church building I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.
I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail. |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM Author: misunderstood brindle point pervert so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49099230) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: misunderstood brindle point pervert most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher
https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/ |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM Author: lilac home toaster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49079845) |
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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM Author: White church building No 40k for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078877) |
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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM Author: Mustard Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49084897) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM Author: hairraiser people who are hurt Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085438) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: maize brethren voyeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49087517) |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: White church building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093480) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM Author: Mustard Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49087316) |
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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM Author: fuchsia puppy based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day
4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT |
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM Author: Naked Mediation Preventive Strike define 'sticks' (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093479) |
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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM Author: Mustard Menage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49095655) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM Author: Big-titted Senate I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49099235) |