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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
cyan temple half-breed
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
cyan temple half-breed
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Fuchsia shitlib principal's office
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night
  07/06/25
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glassy stubborn faggot firefighter hospital
  07/06/25
18000000000000
Fluffy dashing hunting ground
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Swashbuckling Mad-dog Skullcap Rigor
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Fuchsia shitlib principal's office
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haunting location travel guidebook
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Histrionic rebellious bawdyhouse
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Zombie-like Crackhouse
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dun hyperventilating ticket booth
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diverse adulterous spot
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House-broken floppy tanning salon
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titillating silver resort
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Cracking sapphire kitchen trump supporter
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Crimson piazza reading party
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dull national
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Flatulent fiercely-loyal casino love of her life
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Swashbuckling Mad-dog Skullcap Rigor
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
cyan temple half-breed
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Swashbuckling Mad-dog Skullcap Rigor
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Swashbuckling Mad-dog Skullcap Rigor
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
cyan temple half-breed
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Swashbuckling Mad-dog Skullcap Rigor
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
adventurous plaza legend
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Swashbuckling Mad-dog Skullcap Rigor
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
razzle iridescent keepsake machete
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
irate nibblets
  07/06/25
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Flatulent fiercely-loyal casino love of her life
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Histrionic rebellious bawdyhouse
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
boyish smoky step-uncle's house corn cake
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
concupiscible cuckoldry
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Startled sienna sound barrier corner
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Big-titted pocket flask sanctuary
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
adventurous plaza legend
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Big-titted pocket flask sanctuary
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
adventurous plaza legend
  07/07/25
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diverse adulterous spot
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Big-titted pocket flask sanctuary
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
concupiscible cuckoldry
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
adventurous plaza legend
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
diverse adulterous spot
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Big-titted pocket flask sanctuary
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
diverse adulterous spot
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Big-titted pocket flask sanctuary
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
diverse adulterous spot
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Big-titted pocket flask sanctuary
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
Big-titted pocket flask sanctuary
  07/11/25
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Histrionic rebellious bawdyhouse
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
diverse adulterous spot
  07/07/25
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Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
olive senate
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Swashbuckling Mad-dog Skullcap Rigor
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diverse adulterous spot
  07/11/25
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Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
Brass lascivious point pistol
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Cracking sapphire kitchen trump supporter
  07/11/25
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Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Crystalline Pontificating Preventive Strike
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077689)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: cyan temple half-breed

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: cyan temple half-breed

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Fuchsia shitlib principal's office

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: glassy stubborn faggot firefighter hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077828)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Fluffy dashing hunting ground

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Mad-dog Skullcap Rigor



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Fuchsia shitlib principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077970)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: haunting location travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077972)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Histrionic rebellious bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077984)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Zombie-like Crackhouse



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Startled sienna sound barrier corner



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: dun hyperventilating ticket booth



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: diverse adulterous spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078734)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: House-broken floppy tanning salon



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: titillating silver resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Cracking sapphire kitchen trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093483)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Crimson piazza reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093498)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: dull national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093503)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Flatulent fiercely-loyal casino love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49095662)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mad-dog Skullcap Rigor

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: cyan temple half-breed

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mad-dog Skullcap Rigor

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mad-dog Skullcap Rigor

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: cyan temple half-breed

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mad-dog Skullcap Rigor

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: adventurous plaza legend

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mad-dog Skullcap Rigor

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: razzle iridescent keepsake machete

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: irate nibblets

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Flatulent fiercely-loyal casino love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49099448)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Histrionic rebellious bawdyhouse

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: boyish smoky step-uncle's house corn cake

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: concupiscible cuckoldry

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Startled sienna sound barrier corner

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Big-titted pocket flask sanctuary

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: adventurous plaza legend

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Big-titted pocket flask sanctuary

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: adventurous plaza legend

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: diverse adulterous spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078876)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Big-titted pocket flask sanctuary

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: concupiscible cuckoldry

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: adventurous plaza legend

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: diverse adulterous spot

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Big-titted pocket flask sanctuary

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: diverse adulterous spot

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Big-titted pocket flask sanctuary

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: diverse adulterous spot

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Big-titted pocket flask sanctuary

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Big-titted pocket flask sanctuary

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Histrionic rebellious bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49079845)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: diverse adulterous spot

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49084897)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: olive senate

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mad-dog Skullcap Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49087517)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: diverse adulterous spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093480)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49087316)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: Brass lascivious point pistol

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Cracking sapphire kitchen trump supporter

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac main people queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49095655)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Crystalline Pontificating Preventive Strike

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2/#49099235)