\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
exciting tan double fault
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
lime useless brakes
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Indigo laughsome principal's office
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Bossy avocado den sneaky criminal
  08/30/25
...
claret insecure area
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Bat-shit-crazy casino main people
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Comical Filthy Fat Ankles Degenerate
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
exciting tan double fault
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Comical Filthy Fat Ankles Degenerate
  08/31/25
...
talking vigorous ladyboy temple
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  08/31/25
delusional take
talking vigorous ladyboy temple
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Sick Chestnut Son Of Senegal
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Stimulating Dog Poop
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Seedy honey-headed space selfie
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Stimulating Dog Poop
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
exciting tan double fault
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Stimulating Dog Poop
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
exciting tan double fault
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Seedy honey-headed space selfie
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Seedy honey-headed space selfie
  09/05/25
...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Violent fiercely-loyal ape plaza
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Seedy honey-headed space selfie
  09/05/25
...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Seedy honey-headed space selfie
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
exciting tan double fault
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
brindle telephone
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
brindle telephone
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  09/05/25
Kenny
Seedy honey-headed space selfie
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
exciting tan double fault
  09/06/25
...
Peach community account
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  09/06/25
...
Peach community account
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
exciting tan double fault
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
heady harsh location
  09/07/25
Explain
exciting tan double fault
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
violet gay wizard foreskin
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
exciting tan double fault
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
exciting tan double fault
  09/07/25
...
Sick Chestnut Son Of Senegal
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Seedy honey-headed space selfie
  01/18/26
...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Topaz adventurous newt
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
Stimulating Dog Poop
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  01/30/26
Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass? Sinner lo...
exciting tan double fault
  01/30/26
tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz,...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  01/31/26
Sinner lost bitch Cram it up your ass
exciting tan double fault
  02/01/26
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominan...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  03/16/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o drop...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  03/30/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, a...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  05/03/26
At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possib...
racy wrinkle orchestra pit
  05/03/26
tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  05/03/26
bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026,...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  05/17/26
#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs tod...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  05/28/26
ran here. kenny vindicated again
Seedy honey-headed space selfie
  05/28/26
...
Stimulating Dog Poop
  05/28/26
...
TurboGrafx-67
  06/07/26


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: exciting tan double fault

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225252)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: lime useless brakes

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225967)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242041)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Indigo laughsome principal's office

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49245347)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Bossy avocado den sneaky criminal

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225274)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: claret insecure area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239551)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy casino main people

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225281)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Comical Filthy Fat Ankles Degenerate

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225309)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: exciting tan double fault

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225444)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Comical Filthy Fat Ankles Degenerate

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225771)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: talking vigorous ladyboy temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225821)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225945)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: talking vigorous ladyboy temple

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225822)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49234981)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Sick Chestnut Son Of Senegal

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243826)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225953)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Seedy honey-headed space selfie

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225973)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225979)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: exciting tan double fault

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49226126)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49226195)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: exciting tan double fault

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49226197)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Seedy honey-headed space selfie

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49245306)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49225956)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49232809)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49234977)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Seedy honey-headed space selfie

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239299)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239550)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Violent fiercely-loyal ape plaza

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239312)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Seedy honey-headed space selfie

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239486)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239548)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239553)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Seedy honey-headed space selfie

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49240874)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: exciting tan double fault

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49240881)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: brindle telephone

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239552)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239557)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: brindle telephone

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239570)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49239580)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Seedy honey-headed space selfie

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49241623)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: exciting tan double fault

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49241633)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Peach community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242045)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242039)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Peach community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242044)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: exciting tan double fault

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242050)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242477)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: heady harsh location

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242508)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: exciting tan double fault

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242514)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: violet gay wizard foreskin

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242527)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: exciting tan double fault

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242535)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49242777)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: exciting tan double fault

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243374)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Sick Chestnut Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243830)



Reply Favorite

Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49243816)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49399257)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49428010)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49436958)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49436978)



Reply Favorite

Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49438939)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49592738)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Seedy honey-headed space selfie

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49598974)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49599041)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Topaz adventurous newt

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49598977)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49599047)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49626059)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49616728)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49626057)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49632584)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 30th, 2026 5:44 PM
Author: exciting tan double fault

Why are you still bumping this thread dumbass?

Sinner lost

You were PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49634102)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 31st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

tomorrow, the past 15 slams = won by 3 guys (djok, alcatraz, doobs)

that's some serious parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49636738)



Reply Favorite

Date: February 1st, 2026 3:21 AM
Author: exciting tan double fault

Sinner lost bitch

Cram it up your ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49637675)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 16th, 2026 11:56 AM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Jannik Sinner & ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Carlos Alcaraz dominance continues: they have won the last ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ– ๐ญ๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ๐ง๐š๐ฆ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ in which both were in the draw

๐‘‡โ„Ž๐‘’ ๐‘™๐‘Ž๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘ก ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘š ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘  ๐‘€๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘‘ 2024, ๐‘ค๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘๐‘ฆ ๐ด๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘ฆ ๐‘…๐‘ข๐‘๐‘™๐‘’๐‘ฃ

https://x.com/TennisMyLife68/status/2033340792664670454

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49748059)



Reply Favorite

Date: March 30th, 2026 7:16 AM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the sunshine double w/o dropping the set

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49780103)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the 1st 4 masters of 2026, and being 30-2 on the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49861962)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 3rd, 2026 3:52 PM
Author: racy wrinkle orchestra pit

At the start of the season, I thought it was actually possible that Alcafraud might actually have a historic year given the Australian Open win. But he just isn't consistent enough. Granted, his style is fun to watch. Especially compared to Janik Doper and his carrot juice.

Meanwhile, the Americans are pretty much all a disgrace. Trying to be influencers instead of doing the actual work to be the Top Guy.

The OP was wrong to say there is parity in the top 30, unless you mean the men ranked 4 - 30 (maybe 3 - 30, now that Djokovic is legitimately just old.) But there's no reason why one of these other guys can't win ONE major over Lance and Doobs. I get the sense that frauds like Taylor Fritz are just happy to be there and to collect checks from random vodka company sponsors than to do what it takes to be truly great. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49861979)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 3rd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

tbf lance alcatraz is facing an unfortunate injury. he's far more talented and excited than tyrolean doobs. injuries are bad for one's legacy. you cant just miss slams in your prime and expect to be the GOAT. fed and djoker were amazingly consistent and injury free, and lance's doping-induced injuries hurt his legacy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49862392)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 17th, 2026 2:02 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

bump for tyrolean doobs winning the first 5 masters of 2026, and 34 straight masters match wins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49887699)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 28th, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop

#54 cerundolo had a better breakfast than tyrolean doobs today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49905054)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 28th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Seedy honey-headed space selfie

ran here. kenny vindicated again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49905107)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 28th, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: Stimulating Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49905296)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 7th, 2026 11:35 AM
Author: TurboGrafx-67



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2/#49919996)