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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Ruddy talking foreskin range
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Avocado Stag Film
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Avocado Stag Film
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Angry Keepsake Machete
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Avocado Stag Film
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Angry Keepsake Machete
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Avocado Stag Film
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Ruddy talking foreskin range
  01/05/26
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Ruddy talking foreskin range
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Avocado Stag Film
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Ruddy talking foreskin range
  01/06/26
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Flesh Hyperactive Circlehead
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Avocado Stag Film
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Confused Charismatic Dragon Parlor
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
Stimulating meetinghouse
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Exhilarant boltzmann
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Avocado Stag Film
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Sooty Mentally Impaired Space Associate
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Avocado Stag Film
  01/06/26
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salmon hairless base trump supporter
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Exhilarant boltzmann
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Avocado Stag Film
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Sooty Mentally Impaired Space Associate
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Avocado Stag Film
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Sooty Mentally Impaired Space Associate
  01/06/26
Lmao
Ruddy talking foreskin range
  01/06/26
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Passionate Grizzly Macaca
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Flickering pale cuck
  01/06/26
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Angry Keepsake Machete
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Ruddy talking foreskin range

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Avocado Stag Film

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Avocado Stag Film

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Angry Keepsake Machete

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Avocado Stag Film

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Angry Keepsake Machete

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Avocado Stag Film

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Ruddy talking foreskin range

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Ruddy talking foreskin range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Avocado Stag Film

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Ruddy talking foreskin range

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Flesh Hyperactive Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Avocado Stag Film

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Confused Charismatic Dragon Parlor

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Stimulating meetinghouse

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Exhilarant boltzmann

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Avocado Stag Film

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Sooty Mentally Impaired Space Associate

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Avocado Stag Film

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: salmon hairless base trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant boltzmann

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Avocado Stag Film

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Sooty Mentally Impaired Space Associate

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Avocado Stag Film

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Sooty Mentally Impaired Space Associate

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Ruddy talking foreskin range

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Passionate Grizzly Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Flickering pale cuck

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Angry Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2/#49566761)