First factor is hiding ones shamefully tiny dick, of course, but that doesnt really affect aim all that much. Agree?

Sexond priority is minimizing splashback. Should i aim for the back panel? The bottom of the bowl? The water? Seems like i generatr splash and het tiny little droplets of piss no matter where i aim but i wonder what the science says.

Third priority is making a big splash to imply you have a massovely girthy cock that SPEWS piss like a firehose. It seems like this factor points strongly to pissing directly in water to the extent there is any. But beyond that, what angle generates the most sound? And how do you find this factor to be in tension with item 2 above?

Please advise. Client expects a fulsome response by end of day. Thank.

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