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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Canary cuckold
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Bateful Autistic Dingle Berry
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Canary cuckold
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Bateful Autistic Dingle Berry
  05/01/26
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dull exciting market
  05/01/26
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peach library
  04/29/26
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Canary cuckold
  04/29/26
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dull exciting market
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
light rambunctious abode
  04/29/26
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Beady-eyed turquoise international law enforcement agency
  04/29/26
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dull exciting market
  05/01/26
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bearded duck-like mental disorder
  04/30/26
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Galvanic Deer Antler
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Galvanic Deer Antler
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
dull exciting market
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Beady-eyed turquoise international law enforcement agency
  05/02/26
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dull exciting market
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Canary cuckold
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
light rambunctious abode
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Canary cuckold
  04/29/26
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dull exciting market
  04/29/26
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metal brethren
  04/29/26
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Bipolar indian lodge
  04/29/26
180!
Beady-eyed turquoise international law enforcement agency
  04/29/26
hell yeah
peach library
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Canary cuckold
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
hairraiser cerise crackhouse circlehead
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Canary cuckold
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Nubile saffron reading party pozpig
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Canary cuckold
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Nubile saffron reading party pozpig
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Canary cuckold
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Puce frum jew theater
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Canary cuckold
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Nubile saffron reading party pozpig
  05/01/26
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dull exciting market
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Puce frum jew theater
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Nubile saffron reading party pozpig
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
dull exciting market
  05/01/26
180
metal brethren
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
peach library
  05/01/26
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Kink-friendly iridescent stage keepsake machete
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Mind-boggling buff menage
  04/30/26
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Mind-boggling buff menage
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Marvelous rough-skinned telephone
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Canary cuckold
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Nubile saffron reading party pozpig
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Canary cuckold
  05/01/26
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dull exciting market
  05/01/26
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Nubile saffron reading party pozpig
  05/01/26
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dull exciting market
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Irradiated Whorehouse
  05/01/26
Shalom.
dull exciting market
  05/01/26
congrats!
Galvanic Deer Antler
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
metal brethren
  05/01/26
180
dull exciting market
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Canary cuckold
  05/01/26
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dull exciting market
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Irradiated Whorehouse
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
dull exciting market
  05/01/26
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Beady-eyed turquoise international law enforcement agency
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Canary cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Bateful Autistic Dingle Berry

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Canary cuckold

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Bateful Autistic Dingle Berry

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: dull exciting market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857978)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: peach library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Canary cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851296)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: dull exciting market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: light rambunctious abode

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Beady-eyed turquoise international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: dull exciting market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: bearded duck-like mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Galvanic Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858147)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Galvanic Deer Antler

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: dull exciting market

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed turquoise international law enforcement agency

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: dull exciting market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49860161)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Canary cuckold

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: light rambunctious abode

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Canary cuckold

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: dull exciting market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: metal brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Bipolar indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852622)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed turquoise international law enforcement agency

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: peach library

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Canary cuckold

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: hairraiser cerise crackhouse circlehead

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Canary cuckold

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Nubile saffron reading party pozpig

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Canary cuckold

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Nubile saffron reading party pozpig

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Canary cuckold

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Puce frum jew theater

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Canary cuckold

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Nubile saffron reading party pozpig

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: dull exciting market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Puce frum jew theater

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Nubile saffron reading party pozpig

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: dull exciting market

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: metal brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: peach library

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Kink-friendly iridescent stage keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854604)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling buff menage

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Mind-boggling buff menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856799)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Marvelous rough-skinned telephone

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Canary cuckold

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Nubile saffron reading party pozpig

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Canary cuckold

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: dull exciting market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Nubile saffron reading party pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: dull exciting market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Irradiated Whorehouse

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: dull exciting market

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Galvanic Deer Antler

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: metal brethren

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: dull exciting market

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Canary cuckold

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: dull exciting market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Irradiated Whorehouse

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: dull exciting market

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Beady-eyed turquoise international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2/#49860163)