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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Wonderful parlour french chef
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Racy death wish becky
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Racy death wish becky
  05/24/26
dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
Racy death wish becky
  05/24/26
white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Racy death wish becky
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Racy death wish becky
  05/24/26
Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Racy death wish becky
  05/24/26
tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Racy death wish becky
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Racy death wish becky
  06/10/26
Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Racy death wish becky
  06/26/26
yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Wonderful parlour french chef
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Wonderful parlour french chef
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Sienna thriller chapel
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Wonderful parlour french chef
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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  05/22/26
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Dull goyim rigpig
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Vermilion address
  05/22/26
Colt
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Sable circlehead
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violet trump supporter scourge upon the earth
  05/22/26
Disco Fries
Trip Rehab Tank
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
kink-friendly bespoke juggernaut
  05/22/26
Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
Sable circlehead
  05/22/26
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Laughsome hateful halford
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
Sable circlehead
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Dull goyim rigpig
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
Sable circlehead
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
Big headpube windowlicker
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
Wonderful parlour french chef
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Saffron property really tough guy
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Sinister patrolman
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
Effete Cobalt Stain Meetinghouse
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Wonderful parlour french chef
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
Trip Rehab Tank
  05/22/26
what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
Swashbuckling rusted rigor faggotry
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Wonderful parlour french chef
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
Effete Cobalt Stain Meetinghouse
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
kink-friendly bespoke juggernaut
  05/22/26
Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Sienna thriller chapel
  05/22/26
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Wonderful parlour french chef
  05/22/26
Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
irradiated brunch sex offender
  05/23/26
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Wonderful parlour french chef
  05/23/26
Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Wonderful parlour french chef
  05/23/26
jfc no taste. what's even the point.
Coiffed Silver Business Firm Ratface
  05/23/26
That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
Dull goyim rigpig
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mods
salmon lay
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Galvanic orchestra pit alpha
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
multi-colored menage pisswyrm
  05/22/26
Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Galvanic orchestra pit alpha
  05/23/26
Amazing 🐶
multi-colored menage pisswyrm
  05/23/26
This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
frozen brethren jew
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Galvanic orchestra pit alpha
  05/23/26
One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
Henna elastic band indirect expression
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Wonderful parlour french chef
  05/22/26
lol
Sienna thriller chapel
  05/22/26
Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
irradiated brunch sex offender
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Electric useless brakes
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Wonderful parlour french chef
  05/22/26
fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Electric useless brakes
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Link?
Wonderful parlour french chef
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
Electric useless brakes
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
Chrome Piazza Macaca
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Wonderful parlour french chef
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Wonderful parlour french chef
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Wonderful parlour french chef
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Wonderful parlour french chef
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Boyish arrogant den
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They have a pretty sick IG
Wonderful parlour french chef
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Electric useless brakes
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
contagious flickering step-uncle's house round eye
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Killself seems appropriate
cerebral drab athletic conference
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Hairless Fear-inspiring Gas Station Associate
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Wonderful parlour french chef
  05/24/26
AI
Trip Rehab Tank
  05/24/26
"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Dull goyim rigpig
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
chartreuse center crotch
  05/25/26
He screwed the pooch
MISO HORNY
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
OldHLSDude
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
VoteRepublican
  08/14/26


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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Racy death wish becky

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Racy death wish becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#50066358)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Racy death wish becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Racy death wish becky



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Racy death wish becky



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Sienna thriller chapel

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Dull goyim rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Vermilion address

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Sable circlehead



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Vigorous ruddy quadroon



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Effete Cobalt Stain Meetinghouse



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: violet trump supporter scourge upon the earth



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: Trip Rehab Tank

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: kink-friendly bespoke juggernaut

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Sable circlehead

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Laughsome hateful halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Sable circlehead

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Dull goyim rigpig

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: Sable circlehead

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: Big headpube windowlicker

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Saffron property really tough guy

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Sinister patrolman

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Effete Cobalt Stain Meetinghouse

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Trip Rehab Tank

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: Swashbuckling rusted rigor faggotry

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Effete Cobalt Stain Meetinghouse

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: kink-friendly bespoke juggernaut

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Sienna thriller chapel

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: irradiated brunch sex offender

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Coiffed Silver Business Firm Ratface

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Dull goyim rigpig

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: salmon lay

mods

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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Galvanic orchestra pit alpha

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: multi-colored menage pisswyrm

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Galvanic orchestra pit alpha

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: multi-colored menage pisswyrm

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: frozen brethren jew

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Galvanic orchestra pit alpha

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Henna elastic band indirect expression

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Sienna thriller chapel

lol

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: irradiated brunch sex offender

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Electric useless brakes

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Electric useless brakes

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Electric useless brakes

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: Chrome Piazza Macaca

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49898727)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Boyish arrogant den

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Electric useless brakes

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: contagious flickering step-uncle's house round eye

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: cerebral drab athletic conference

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Hairless Fear-inspiring Gas Station Associate

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Wonderful parlour french chef

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: Trip Rehab Tank

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Dull goyim rigpig

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: chartreuse center crotch

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#49899877)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: MISO HORNY

He screwed the pooch

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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: a New York Times analysis of Reddit posts

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: OldHLSDude

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2],#50068093)