Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk
| Beady-eyed Kitchen Famous Landscape Painting | 03/14/17 | | Razzle-dazzle cowardly school cafeteria | 03/14/17 | | lime charismatic plaza really tough guy | 03/14/17 | | Beady-eyed Kitchen Famous Landscape Painting | 03/14/17 | | Racy yarmulke mexican | 03/14/17 | | Very tactful arrogant temple genital piercing | 03/14/17 | | wild regret parlour | 03/14/17 | | Sinister Church Building | 03/14/17 | | Supple Costumed Becky Set | 03/14/17 | | Big Tanning Salon Gunner | 03/14/17 | | Cerebral unholy pit | 03/14/17 | | orange forum personal credit line | 03/14/17 | | swashbuckling disrespectful indirect expression school | 03/14/17 | | Translucent Office Prole | 03/14/17 | | curious ruddy whorehouse hominid | 03/14/17 | | Turquoise lascivious national security agency point | 03/14/17 | | motley chapel | 03/14/17 | | Cocky mildly autistic sex offender | 03/14/17 | | Fear-inspiring Bipolar Pisswyrm | 03/14/17 | | chartreuse stead halford | 03/14/17 | | Sickened scourge upon the earth foreskin | 03/14/17 | | Thriller Chest-beating Filthpig Theater | 03/14/17 | | Supple Costumed Becky Set | 03/14/17 | | Filthy Doctorate Sneaky Criminal | 03/14/17 | | Concupiscible hissy fit | 03/14/17 | | chestnut den | 03/14/17 | | misunderstood hell ratface | 03/14/17 | | Black Abode | 03/14/17 | | burgundy striped hyena locus | 03/14/17 | | Maroon stimulating property nibblets | 03/14/17 | | Smoky hairraiser orchestra pit | 03/14/17 | | cordovan pervert national | 03/14/17 | | Duck-like iridescent bawdyhouse mad-dog skullcap | 03/14/17 | | Green Principal's Office | 03/15/17 | | ungodly buff volcanic crater messiness | 03/15/17 | | titillating hall marketing idea | 03/15/17 | | contagious station | 03/15/17 | | Aphrodisiac rough-skinned space philosopher-king | 03/15/17 | | Jade Geriatric Cuckold Therapy | 03/18/17 | | Dun codepig | 03/30/17 | | Internet-worthy House-broken Stage Mediation | 08/09/17 | | cordovan pervert national | 08/13/17 | | puce wonderful private investor home | 11/09/17 | | Heady khaki police squad menage | 11/09/17 | | maize irradiated rehab | 11/09/17 | | Out-of-control Trip Locale Ladyboy | 03/12/18 | | orange forum personal credit line | 10/01/18 | | Henna mentally impaired travel guidebook | 02/07/19 | | maize irradiated rehab | 10/26/19 | | Avocado headpube hospital | 01/04/20 | | milky twisted casino wrinkle | 01/04/20 | | cruel-hearted senate milk | 01/04/20 | | Supple Costumed Becky Set | 10/10/23 | | Anal vivacious institution | 10/10/23 | | ungodly buff volcanic crater messiness | 10/10/23 | | Supple Costumed Becky Set | 10/12/23 | | impressive university ceo | 10/12/23 | | holy shit lmao 180 | 06/23/26 | | Razzle-dazzle cowardly school cafeteria | 03/14/17 | | impressive university ceo | 03/14/17 | | Beady-eyed Kitchen Famous Landscape Painting | 03/14/17 | | Supple Costumed Becky Set | 03/14/17 | | Racy yarmulke mexican | 03/14/17 | | chestnut den | 03/14/17 | | cordovan pervert national | 03/14/17 | | Smoky hairraiser orchestra pit | 03/14/17 | | titillating hall marketing idea | 03/15/17 | | adventurous crawly bbw house | 08/09/17 | | Beady-eyed Kitchen Famous Landscape Painting | 09/15/17 | | Out-of-control Trip Locale Ladyboy | 03/12/18 | | startled garnet liquid oxygen twinkling uncleanness | 10/10/23 | | fluffy box office quadroon | 03/14/17 | | sexy claret meetinghouse | 03/14/17 | | fluffy box office quadroon | 03/14/17 | | Sinister Church Building | 03/14/17 | | curious ruddy whorehouse hominid | 03/14/17 | | Razzle-dazzle cowardly school cafeteria | 03/15/17 | | fluffy box office quadroon | 03/15/17 | | Razzle-dazzle cowardly school cafeteria | 03/15/17 | | Shimmering Bateful Dragon | 08/13/17 | | Razzle-dazzle cowardly school cafeteria | 08/13/17 | | Shimmering Bateful Dragon | 08/13/17 | | Rusted Telephone Parlor | 03/14/17 | | Razzle-dazzle cowardly school cafeteria | 03/15/17 | | Razzle-dazzle cowardly school cafeteria | 03/18/17 | | orange forum personal credit line | 03/18/17 | | Razzle-dazzle cowardly school cafeteria | 08/09/17 | | Razzle-dazzle cowardly school cafeteria | 08/13/17 | | Razzle-dazzle cowardly school cafeteria | 09/15/17 | | cordovan pervert national | 11/09/17 | | Beady-eyed Kitchen Famous Landscape Painting | 11/09/17 | | Razzle-dazzle cowardly school cafeteria | 03/12/18 | | Supple Costumed Becky Set | 02/07/19 | | Razzle-dazzle cowardly school cafeteria | 01/04/20 | | Harsh gaping | 01/04/20 | | Razzle-dazzle cowardly school cafeteria | 10/22/21 | | Razzle-dazzle cowardly school cafeteria | 10/10/23 | | Razzle-dazzle cowardly school cafeteria | 10/10/23 | | Razzle-dazzle cowardly school cafeteria | 10/12/23 | | ungodly buff volcanic crater messiness | 10/12/23 | | Razzle-dazzle cowardly school cafeteria | 10/12/23 | | Razzle-dazzle cowardly school cafeteria | 09/28/25 | | ....,....,.......,.........,....,.,.... | 06/23/26 | | CDC Director Joseph A. Ladapo | 06/23/26 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: March 14th, 2017 3:40 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle cowardly school cafeteria
[Larry and Cheryl, recently remarried, stand in the kitchen of their spacious home. Phone rings, and Cheryl answers]
CHERYL: Oh my God, that's terrible. People are really sick these days. First Trump, and now this. Okay, I'll talk to you later.
LARRY: What was that about?
CHERYL: Jeff and Susie said some guy was ranting about Jews down by the SaveMart last night. I can't believe people can still be so prejudiced. Larry, stop eating all the pretzels. We need those for the party!
LARRY: What? These are good!
[Later that evening, Larry bumps into Jeff and Susie at the SaveMart, a grocery store in Westwood]
LARRY: Hey, what's going on?
SUSIE: Did you hear? There's some sick fuck yelling about Jews outside the store.
JEFF: Yeah, he's completely crazy.
LARRY: Oh God, that's terrible. Jeff, where can I find those pretzels?
JEFF: What pretzels?
LARRY: You know, that kind that Cheryl bought here once.
SUSIE: Larry, Joseph Goebbels in on the loose in our neighborhood and all you care about are your fucking pretzels?
LARRY: They're good!
JEFF: Okay man, we've got to go. See you later.
LARRY: Sure, bye.
[Well-dressed male grocery employee approaches Larry near the frozen foods]
DEVIN: I couldn't help but overhear that you're looking for pretzels.
LARRY: Uh, yeah. They're those good ones, with the salt.
DEVIN: We have a whole aisle of pretzels over here. Let me show you.
LARRY: Okay, great.
[Awkward, uncoordinated Larry turns corner and knocks over an entire display as Devin looks on in horror]
DEVIN: Oh my God, I just finished that display! It took me three days to build that!
LARRY: Oh, I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
DEVIN: My boss is going to kill me!
LARRY: Uh, it was all my fault! He can't blame you, can he?
DEVIN: I'm going to lose my job! Now I have to stay here all night rebuilding the damn thing.
LARRY: Here, let me buy the pretzels, and I'll help you out.
[Larry and Devin partially rebuild the display as the store begins to close for the night]
LARRY: Boy, that was rough. I can't imagine doing that kind of work for very long.
DEVIN: Yeah, it totally sucks. Corporate is always making us do this kind of shit. I'm so sick of it. Damn, I just missed the bus.
LARRY: Here, let me give you a ride home.
DEVIN: Okay, great! I'm going to have to finish the display in the morning.
[The following afternoon, Larry and Cheryl return to SaveMart and see a crowd gathered out front. They enter the store and are horrified to see Devin's now completed display featuring a swastika and "FUCK JEWS" made from soda twelve-packs]
CROWD: That's him, that's the guy!
LARRY: What? No!
CHERYL: Larry, what did you do?
LARRY: No, I didn't build it, I just helped! I only built part of it!
CROWD: Get that Nazi bastard!
LARRY: No, it was Devin! It was Devin!
[Curb theme music plays as angry crowd descends upon Larry and Cheryl]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3552621&forum_id=2],#32825680) |
|
|