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Feel the power (CSLG)

https://imgur.com/a/Cf28VX9
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/17/25
Looks like a Mamdani rally.
Nintendo 1488
  10/17/25
I'd fuck the second from the right chick and, strangely, the...
Fucking Fuckface
  10/18/25
Wednesday is obviously the hottest.
Candy Ride
  10/18/25
chandler got FAT, jfc. can't he afford a tailor for his ill...
..,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.
  10/17/25
that suit cost me 60 bucks at men's wearhouse because i was ...
chandler (retired)
  10/17/25
you're turning to shit, brother, as you bask in your ill-gai...
..,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.
  10/17/25
i havent played cards in months. but i will lose weight for...
chandler (retired)
  10/17/25
do a % weight loss competition with disco
..,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.
  10/17/25
if i do another crash diet i'll just gain it all back. i ne...
chandler (retired)
  10/17/25
Count calories. You have no good excuse not to.
~~(> ' ' )>
  10/17/25
I’m down. Let’s collectively lose 300 pounds.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/17/25
I’ll weigh myself today
chandler (retired)
  10/17/25
time for the that ozempic tip
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  10/17/25
...
chandler (retired)
  10/17/25
Tie is pretty crooked, my friend.
~~(> ' ' )>
  10/17/25
i thought the asian guy was kenny? wtf. i don't know who any...
national Black girl day off
  10/17/25
Kenny doesn't work for me. Chandler is a tall handsome chad ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/17/25
were you serious when you poasted recently that ZZZ was the ...
national Black girl day off
  10/17/25
Yes, and it's not even close. I basically handed him a ton o...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/17/25
but he went to a literal TOP THREE school!
national Black girl day off
  10/17/25
follow up q. i kind of want to just nuke my career in a few ...
national Black girl day off
  10/17/25
This is ignorant and you know it. He's done some incredible ...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  10/17/25
I think it’s time ZZZ and CSLG become friends again
chandler (retired)
  10/17/25
Every other person I helped has a successful practice now. A...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/17/25
You're wrong and it's unfortunate.
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  10/17/25
Not unfortunate for me. Also, I'm in a much better position ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/17/25
yeah, you know a lot of people and you claim to have mentore...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  10/17/25
(Guy who begged like a dog for CSLG's scraps 😂)
Mymanides
  10/17/25
tbf, there’s nothing wrong with doing whatever it take...
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/17/25
surprisingly, this one went unanswered.
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  10/17/25
You begged like a dog my man. You were cucked and emasculate...
Mymanides
  10/17/25
...
Candy Ride
  10/18/25
Also, I have first-hand knowledge of your referrals -- you r...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  10/17/25
180 story. What does “putative” mean in this con...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  10/17/25
it means hoʻopaʻapaʻa iā ʻoe
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  10/17/25
The partnership with Kenny was ended because he was too craz...
..,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.
  10/17/25
There's WAY more to that story that I'm on the verge of disc...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  10/17/25
are you and CSLG still feuding or frenemies or whatever?
national Black girl day off
  10/17/25
we're FRIENDS but he hurt one of my good friends
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  10/17/25
Lawyer genocide now
Rim Tiggins
  10/17/25
Kenny is 180
chandler (retired)
  10/17/25
"The partnership with Kenny was ended" I didn't...
~~(> ' ' )>
  10/17/25
I thought Kenny had been doing his own thing 90 minutes sout...
I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld
  10/17/25
you're a really ugly short ratfaced kike
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  10/17/25
Where's your Nintendo power glove
Rape as a service private equity naglfar
  10/17/25
...
SneakersSO
  10/17/25
120 missed opportunity
dickhole 4nicatiounzzzz
  10/17/25
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQR_T1O...
Rape as a service private equity naglfar
  10/17/25
why does this look like a hamas meeting in qatar?
AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date
  10/17/25
Davinder made sure his turban matched his suit. Does that ma...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/17/25
be careful, he's signaling a revolt against ur firm leadersh...
AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date
  10/17/25
https://imgur.com/a/xKxglz9 Nah, we are best friends.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/17/25
ljl towelhead
AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date
  10/17/25
holy shit this JEET could kill you
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  10/17/25
...
I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld
  10/17/25
Who's the bald fuck? Looks ghastly.
Roblox
  10/17/25
Nice job by the photographer to put the shortest man up fron...
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  10/17/25
Sikhs using one-weird-trick to get taller
Roblox
  10/17/25
ALPHA photo
constantscreen the great
  10/17/25
Powerful looking team. The absence of Paralegal Karim is fel...
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/17/25
He comes in almost every day to give me that 180 massage.
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/17/25
Full release?
.,....;...,.:...;...,....
  10/17/25
Your brother's muscles are bulging through his suit. very im...
mountain cat
  10/17/25
Lots of sloppy, overweight people there. Only a few fit peop...
~~(> ' ' )>
  10/17/25
It is ok for white men to be chubby.
Candy Ride
  10/18/25
It's crazy how we have a system where that many people can b...
Mr. Shalom
  10/17/25
100000% mfcr everyone in the OP photo should do hard labo...
..,..,,?,.,,.,.
  10/17/25
This is no different than what Ben Shapiro is doing. Cutting...
Mr. Shalom
  10/17/25
Rate my interview with Graham!
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/17/25
It was pretty good
Mr. Shalom
  10/17/25
Uber has proposed legislation that would kill all of persona...
chandler (retired)
  10/17/25
Jew on Jew crime! Tech Jews vs Law Jews! Who will decide? Me...
Mr. Shalom
  10/17/25
(1) This is a HUGE fucking PI firm and absolutely looks like...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
  10/17/25
i thought this kind of lawyer work didnt scale.. looks way t...
VoteRepublican
  10/17/25
We could actually use more people. We have 8-10 other staff ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/17/25
Kike Parker & Ratssociates
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  10/17/25
A Phenotypic Horror Show
;::;:;;::;;;;;::::
  10/17/25
what are there like 2, 3 white people?
UhOh
  10/17/25
Don't forget paralegal Daniel Hall! This is his Spotify p...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/17/25
how do you avoid hiring whites?
UhOh
  10/17/25
Why would a jewish rat go out of it's way to avoid white Ame...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  10/17/25
In his defense this is actually a straight demographic refle...
Mr. Shalom
  10/17/25
CSLG only hires magamos iirc which is what makes this really...
Rim Tiggins
  10/17/25
Why won’t you bring Disco out to LA and change his lif...
.,....;...,.:...;...,....
  10/17/25
I just took him and his family on a VIP trip to Disneyland a...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/17/25
Is he happier irl than he is on here? I was for him for so l...
I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld
  10/17/25
Is disco the Peter Griffin looking guy who works for CSLG?
Candy Ride
  10/18/25
That's a lot of paralegals. Will AI wipe most of these jobs ...
.;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,
  10/17/25
asking the real question here. has cslg looked into how much...
UhOh
  10/17/25
He keeps paralegals around to brag about cheating on his now...
irunoverpalestiniankids
  10/18/25
I bet they could profitably be cut by 1/2 to 2/3.
~~(> ' ' )>
  10/17/25
lol @ hiring MPA and AssFaggot
i gave my cousin head
  10/17/25
why no AZNgirls? wat kind of law firm doesnt have AZNgirls, ...
AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date
  10/17/25
was the cameraman aware that you can take multiple pictures ...
,....,..............,.......,,,,......
  10/17/25
This isnt the final photo we are using. And we just took it ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/17/25
cameraman - https://media.tenor.com/WS1nTfNBjpgAAAAe/camera-...
Roblox
  10/17/25
Based on chandler being the only one not wearing navy blue o...
Nazca Redlines
  10/17/25
Is it "legal work" to tell jorge that he needs to ...
So we looked at the data
  10/17/25
lol wat, immigration firms are famous for having like 50 par...
AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date
  10/17/25
...
So we looked at the data
  10/17/25
accredited in the majesty of the law tp
bjork
  10/17/25
...
Mr. Shalom
  10/17/25
Lawyers sometimes get busted for failing to properly supervi...
~~(> ' ' )>
  10/17/25
law babes second from the left and on the right
Juan Eighty
  10/17/25
I think the one is his sister (cousin?).
I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld
  10/17/25
grey suit is CR dude sticks out like a straight-up THUMB
ceo
  10/17/25
So many mystery meat brown people it looks like costco
goy orbison
  10/17/25
A few dudes in that picture look sleezy. Tell them to look l...
We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses
  10/17/25
Damn, already at 80 posts and this site has been dead for a ...
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/17/25
More "prompt" or "motivate" than "g...
~~(> ' ' )>
  10/17/25
you're just THAT amazing!
bjork
  10/18/25
...
Candy Ride
  10/18/25
what a bunch of fucking dorks. 180
bjork
  10/17/25
RSF free thread
Mymanides
  10/17/25
The one thing RSF can't stomach is people with accomplishmen...
Mr. Shalom
  10/17/25
About to break 100. Another masterpiece!
calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)
  10/17/25
the thread is just people telling you how ugly everyone is a...
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  10/17/25
...
Karlstuck
  10/17/25
180
Karlstank
  10/17/25
I miss the cute chunky para who liked Disneyland. :( Hope sh...
I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld
  10/17/25
I made hundreds of thousands on my portfolio in a couple wee...
I can tell you right now
  10/17/25
Where’s “Special K”?
frog and toad
  10/17/25
do they all know youre a failed pornographer?
Covid was a Hoax
  10/18/25


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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

https://imgur.com/a/Cf28VX9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355647)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Nintendo 1488

Looks like a Mamdani rally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356660)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I'd fuck the second from the right chick and, strangely, the Wednesday Adams looking chick all the way on the left

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49357672)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Wednesday is obviously the hottest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49357697)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: ..,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.


chandler got FAT, jfc. can't he afford a tailor for his ill fitting suit? also, there must be some height discrimination thing going on as you're 5'5" and half your staff is shorter than you. did you pick them up from home depot right off the bus from guatemala?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355655)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

that suit cost me 60 bucks at men's wearhouse because i was too fat to fit into my other fat suits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355661)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: ..,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.


you're turning to shit, brother, as you bask in your ill-gained immoral wealth and play poker 3x a week until 4am. put down the fork. the jew is much better at metabolizing immorality than the goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355662)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

i havent played cards in months. but i will lose weight for xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355667)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: ..,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.


do a % weight loss competition with disco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355671)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

if i do another crash diet i'll just gain it all back. i need to stop eating burritos from chipotle and the taqueria at the gas station

id do the LA marathon in march if cslg would sign up with me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355674)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

Count calories. You have no good excuse not to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356450)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

I’m down. Let’s collectively lose 300 pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355715)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

I’ll weigh myself today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355777)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: .,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,.,,:..:.,:.::,.


time for the that ozempic tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355746)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356233)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

Tie is pretty crooked, my friend.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356448)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: national Black girl day off ((zurich is stained))

i thought the asian guy was kenny? wtf. i don't know who anyone is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355768)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Kenny doesn't work for me. Chandler is a tall handsome chad that dwawrfs me in the photo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355774)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: national Black girl day off ((zurich is stained))

were you serious when you poasted recently that ZZZ was the worst lawyer you've ever come across?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355785)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Yes, and it's not even close. I basically handed him a ton of cases, connections, and mentorship and he still couldn't make it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355807)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: national Black girl day off ((zurich is stained))

but he went to a literal TOP THREE school!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355818)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: national Black girl day off ((zurich is stained))

follow up q. i kind of want to just nuke my career in a few years and start something new. what if i just started doing injury law? would you be able to guide me, brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355824)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

This is ignorant and you know it. He's done some incredible work.

You love to throw your "mentorship" around as having value, but come on man, it doesn't. You gave him absolute dogshit cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356185)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

I think it’s time ZZZ and CSLG become friends again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356231)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Every other person I helped has a successful practice now. And they got the exact same assistance. Sorry, brother, but he is a dud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356297)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

You're wrong and it's unfortunate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356391)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Not unfortunate for me. Also, I'm in a much better position to judge this than you are considering how many lawyers I've mentored from zero and how many lawyers I know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356405)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

yeah, you know a lot of people and you claim to have mentored a bunch. did you mentor chandler? chandler, did he mentor you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356415)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Mymanides (HYMAN)

(Guy who begged like a dog for CSLG's scraps 😂)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356461)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

tbf, there’s nothing wrong with doing whatever it takes to get ahead, including begging like a dog for scraps, brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356527)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

surprisingly, this one went unanswered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49357102)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Mymanides (HYMAN)

You begged like a dog my man. You were cucked and emasculated my man! Let go of the bitterness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49357113)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49357642)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

Also, I have first-hand knowledge of your referrals -- you remember that case. I spent at least 3 hours a day on the phone with that bitch and even got her hit-and-run taken care of by smooth talking the detective. It's really shitty to refer people a case where the prospective client was putatively at fault. Never got a dime and got fired by her for mistakenly texting "fucking [name]" which I actually meant to send to you. Her subsequent attorneys fired her, by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356404)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

180 story. What does “putative” mean in this context though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356513)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

it means hoʻopaʻapaʻa iā ʻoe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49357106)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: ..,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,.


The partnership with Kenny was ended because he was too crazy for even these criminally corrupt rats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355775)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

There's WAY more to that story that I'm on the verge of disclosing because I'm moody today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356188)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: national Black girl day off ((zurich is stained))

are you and CSLG still feuding or frenemies or whatever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356191)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (🇺🇸 🇵🇱)

we're FRIENDS but he hurt one of my good friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356196)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Rim Tiggins (🧐)

Lawyer genocide now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356199)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:25 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

Kenny is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356214)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

"The partnership with Kenny was ended"

I didn't know that. Did I miss out on some boart drama?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356455)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld

I thought Kenny had been doing his own thing 90 minutes south for years but got referrals from CSLG. Wonder if even that ended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356503)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

you're a really ugly short ratfaced kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355659)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Rape as a service private equity naglfar

Where's your Nintendo power glove

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355660)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: SneakersSO



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355841)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: dickhole 4nicatiounzzzz

120 missed opportunity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355853)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: Rape as a service private equity naglfar

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQR_T1OKprgGYwW9K8RpGWMiJXDJlD-DDIONiF8Zi4axA&s=10

Look at that mf cool dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356217)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date

why does this look like a hamas meeting in qatar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355686)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Davinder made sure his turban matched his suit. Does that make you feel warm inside?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355694)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:40 PM
Author: AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date

be careful, he's signaling a revolt against ur firm leadership:

As the British authorities came to see the Akali movement to be a movement to overthrow the British and therefore to be suppressed, in addition to the casualties and arrests, there had been confiscation of properties and jagirs, fines, courts-martial for wearing the kirpan, or Sikh dagger, and black turbans traditionally signalling revolt, and penalties against publishers, editors, and presses supportive of the movement.[31]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355710)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

https://imgur.com/a/xKxglz9

Nah, we are best friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355800)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date

ljl towelhead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355883)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: ,....,..............,.......,,,,......


holy shit this JEET could kill you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355939)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 6:30 PM
Author: I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356504)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Roblox

Who's the bald fuck? Looks ghastly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355693)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


Nice job by the photographer to put the shortest man up front

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355699)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Roblox

Sikhs using one-weird-trick to get taller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355701)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: constantscreen the great

ALPHA photo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355702)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

Powerful looking team. The absence of Paralegal Karim is felt though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355708)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

He comes in almost every day to give me that 180 massage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355730)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: .,....;...,.:...;...,....


Full release?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355835)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: mountain cat

Your brother's muscles are bulging through his suit. very impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355738)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

Lots of sloppy, overweight people there. Only a few fit people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356456)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Candy Ride

It is ok for white men to be chubby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49357655)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom

It's crazy how we have a system where that many people can be living comfortable and rich at many times the average American salary because they can sue insurance companies if someone slips on a banana peel within a hundred feet of their establishment. Truly sick, ghastly stuff. Late stage Weimar horror here. And the insurance premiums just go up for people who have done nothing wrong because these Jewish leeches found another way to trick the goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355739)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: ..,..,,?,.,,.,.

100000% mfcr

everyone in the OP photo should do hard labor for life in the deep coal mines of siberia to learn the real meaning of honest work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355744)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom

This is no different than what Ben Shapiro is doing. Cutting massive checks to goyim to promote the interests of Israel and Jewish identity. These are all Shabbos goys. No different than RSF Sr and the 9/11 blood money. Jews will do anything to win.

Shapiro always says well prole goys could just work harder. Anyone could do what I do! They can't though because they're not willing to cheat. Listen to the CSLG interview with Graham where he explains phantom pain no medical expert can detect. This is all Jewish lies for a living.

Remember that the official position of Jews as to why they're so successful and goyim who went to the moon unassisted is that Jews are genetically super smart and superior and that prole goyim are cattle and are lazy. That's actually their official stated position about why everything is so cartoonishly lopsided in their favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355757)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Rate my interview with Graham!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355776)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom

It was pretty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355862)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

Uber has proposed legislation that would kill all of personal injury as a business. Maybe it passes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355771)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom

Jew on Jew crime! Tech Jews vs Law Jews! Who will decide? Mexicans and shrews!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355866)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

(1) This is a HUGE fucking PI firm and absolutely looks like the type of place that would bring in high 8-figures.

(2) Hottest girl appears to be the one far left end. Why is she dressed like a man (like certain restaurants have their hostesses do)?

(3) Does tall dude with the 'stache over cslg's shoulder actually work there or was he invited into the photo for comedic reasons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355741)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?)

i thought this kind of lawyer work didnt scale.. looks way too mcuh staff imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355784)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

We could actually use more people. We have 8-10 other staff that weren't there for the photo. Look at our website, we have a lot more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355803)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

Kike Parker & Ratssociates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355758)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;::::

A Phenotypic Horror Show

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355790)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:25 PM
Author: UhOh

what are there like 2, 3 white people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355819)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Don't forget paralegal Daniel Hall!

This is his Spotify page:

https://open.spotify.com/artist/6FVzriNgfUOcaDxbZ8qBoh

https://open.spotify.com/album/0xkk8ZAbIJEUBchZNrTEmK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355822)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: UhOh

how do you avoid hiring whites?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355863)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

Why would a jewish rat go out of it's way to avoid white Americans? Hmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355870)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom

In his defense this is actually a straight demographic reflection of California in 2025. These are Democrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355894)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Rim Tiggins (🧐)

CSLG only hires magamos iirc which is what makes this really impressive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356024)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: .,....;...,.:...;...,....


Why won’t you bring Disco out to LA and change his life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355836)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

I just took him and his family on a VIP trip to Disneyland and paid for their flights and hotels. He is a really good dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356053)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 6:33 PM
Author: I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld

Is he happier irl than he is on here? I was for him for so long but tired of the constant woe-is-me shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356506)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Is disco the Peter Griffin looking guy who works for CSLG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49357683)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


That's a lot of paralegals. Will AI wipe most of these jobs soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355873)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: UhOh

asking the real question here. has cslg looked into how much AI could save him? running any experiments? any reports from the front lines?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355880)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:27 AM
Author: irunoverpalestiniankids

He keeps paralegals around to brag about cheating on his now ex-wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49357221)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

I bet they could profitably be cut by 1/2 to 2/3.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356463)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

lol @ hiring MPA and AssFaggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355887)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date

why no AZNgirls? wat kind of law firm doesnt have AZNgirls, how can u go all day without looking creepily at AZNgirls?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355889)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: ,....,..............,.......,,,,......


was the cameraman aware that you can take multiple pictures to avoid 1/4 of people looking fucking retarded (dumb smile, closed eyes, etc.)

also, fire the non-binary whore on the very left with the tie on. dumb cunt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355947)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

This isnt the final photo we are using. And we just took it ourselves to save money =)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356041)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Roblox

cameraman - https://media.tenor.com/WS1nTfNBjpgAAAAe/camera-man-laughing-leo.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356157)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines

Based on chandler being the only one not wearing navy blue or black, it looks like this is either his firm or he's missing something.

Are there any bar opinions about having too many paralegals and "case managers" or whatever per attorney? Non attorneys doing legal work need to be supervised by an attorney, and everyone knows one attorney can't really supervise the outputs of 10+ paralegals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49355991)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: So we looked at the data

Is it "legal work" to tell jorge that he needs to "get a shot bro"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356160)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date

lol wat, immigration firms are famous for having like 50 paralegals to one attorney

a paralegal has been accredited in the majesty of the law by the republic they practice in, they dont need direct supervisors, they are associate deputy warriors of justice on the battlefield of truth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356178)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: So we looked at the data



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356181)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: bjork

accredited in the majesty of the law tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356449)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356459)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

Lawyers sometimes get busted for failing to properly supervise, but bar complaints are primarily driven by clients. If they have happy clients, the state bar isn't likely to take interest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356460)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Juan Eighty

law babes second from the left and on the right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356209)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld

I think the one is his sister (cousin?).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356511)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: ceo

grey suit is CR

dude sticks out like a straight-up THUMB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356299)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: goy orbison

So many mystery meat brown people it looks like costco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356314)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: We poisoned their asses with poisonous gasses

A few dudes in that picture look sleezy. Tell them to look less sleezy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356324)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

Damn, already at 80 posts and this site has been dead for a while. Crazy how much content I generate when I post!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356373)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: ~~(> ' ' )>

More "prompt" or "motivate" than "generate."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356470)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: bjork

you're just THAT amazing!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49357644)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49357691)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: bjork

what a bunch of fucking dorks.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356427)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Mymanides (HYMAN)

RSF free thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356467)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: Mr. Shalom

The one thing RSF can't stomach is people with accomplishments. Drives him absolutely insane. According to him nobody has done anything ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356557)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW)

About to break 100. Another masterpiece!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356482)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

the thread is just people telling you how ugly everyone is and what a scummy kike you are. Why do you thrive on that? Oh right, you're extremely jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356666)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: Karlstuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49357052)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Karlstank

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49357141)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: I only jerk off to Hailee Steinfeld

I miss the cute chunky para who liked Disneyland. :( Hope she’s doing well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356512)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: I can tell you right now

I made hundreds of thousands on my portfolio in a couple weeks... I can retire and work for fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49356623)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: frog and toad

Where’s “Special K”?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49357142)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:35 AM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

do they all know youre a failed pornographer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2],#49357227)