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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
Nighttime dun athletic conference voyeur
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Comical kitchen
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
henna site wrinkle
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Dark area stain
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
Ulysses
soul-stirring tattoo nibblets
  08/27/26
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
soul-stirring tattoo nibblets
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
razzle den tank
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
Citrine dopamine
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
Citrine dopamine
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
soul-stirring tattoo nibblets
  08/27/26
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
...
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
Catch-22
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
edit ❌
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
Dickens
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Dark area stain
  08/27/26
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
The English Patient
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
wtf
Citrine dopamine
  08/27/26
Catch 22
soul-stirring tattoo nibblets
  08/27/26
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
provocative wine indian lodge
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
Orwell
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
...
Exciting rambunctious hell partner
  08/27/26
...
slate elite trailer park
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
razzle den tank
  08/28/26
...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
I really can't
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
Triste!
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
provocative wine indian lodge
  08/27/26
don't know :(
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
provocative wine indian lodge
  08/27/26
oh good one
blathering bateful school
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
Exciting rambunctious hell partner
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
Sepia Naked Travel Guidebook Corner
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/27/26
No.
Sepia Naked Travel Guidebook Corner
  08/27/26
Dracula
blathering bateful school
  08/28/26
Im gay
electric bawdyhouse
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
Jade stag film idiot
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
slate elite trailer park
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
irradiated dysfunction
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
canary duck-like coffee pot
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
Jade stag film idiot
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
Milky twinkling uncleanness
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
bonkers thirsty address goyim
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
Milky twinkling uncleanness
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Nighttime dun athletic conference voyeur

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Comical kitchen

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: henna site wrinkle

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Dark area stain

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring tattoo nibblets

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: blathering bateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring tattoo nibblets

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: razzle den tank

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Citrine dopamine

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Citrine dopamine

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring tattoo nibblets

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: blathering bateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: blathering bateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

Dickens

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: blathering bateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Dark area stain

anna karenina

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: blathering bateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

The English Patient

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: blathering bateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Citrine dopamine

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: soul-stirring tattoo nibblets

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: blathering bateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: provocative wine indian lodge

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: blathering bateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: blathering bateful school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Exciting rambunctious hell partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: slate elite trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: razzle den tank

the spaceporn story

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: blathering bateful school



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

I really can't

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

Triste!

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: provocative wine indian lodge

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

don't know :(

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: provocative wine indian lodge

Sound and Fury

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: blathering bateful school

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Exciting rambunctious hell partner

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Sepia Naked Travel Guidebook Corner

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

Mein Kampf?

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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Sepia Naked Travel Guidebook Corner

No.

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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: blathering bateful school

Dracula

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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: electric bawdyhouse

Im gay

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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Jade stag film idiot

A Confederacy of Dunces

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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: slate elite trailer park

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: irradiated dysfunction

God Emperor of Dune

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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: canary duck-like coffee pot

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Jade stag film idiot

raisin in the sun

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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Milky twinkling uncleanness

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: bonkers thirsty address goyim

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: Milky twinkling uncleanness

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50138369)