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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
Underhanded Wild Marketing Idea
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
Purple national
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
bat-shit-crazy passionate skinny woman psychic
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
bateful embarrassed to the bone station goyim
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Yapping hissy fit juggernaut
  08/27/26
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Yapping hissy fit juggernaut
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
twisted gas station background story
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
Vibrant autistic garrison pervert
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
Vibrant autistic garrison pervert
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Yapping hissy fit juggernaut
  08/27/26
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
...
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
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...
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
Catch-22
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
edit ❌
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
Dickens
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
anna karenina
bateful embarrassed to the bone station goyim
  08/27/26
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
The English Patient
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
wtf
Vibrant autistic garrison pervert
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Yapping hissy fit juggernaut
  08/27/26
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
Razzle cumskin
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
Orwell
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
...
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...
Laughsome gay wizard heaven
  08/27/26
...
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  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
twisted gas station background story
  08/28/26
...
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
I really can't
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
Triste!
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
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No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
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https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
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«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
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It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
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You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
Razzle cumskin
  08/27/26
don't know :(
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
Razzle cumskin
  08/27/26
oh good one
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
Laughsome gay wizard heaven
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
Adventurous center useless brakes
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/27/26
No.
Adventurous center useless brakes
  08/27/26
Dracula
Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor
  08/28/26
Im gay
appetizing peach community account
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
Bossy theater stage organic girlfriend
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
haunting crawly macaca forum
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
razzmatazz theater faggotry
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Flickering twinkling bawdyhouse nowag
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
Bossy theater stage organic girlfriend
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
territorial aphrodisiac mental disorder dog poop
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
nudist disgusting base reading party
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
territorial aphrodisiac mental disorder dog poop
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
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  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26
It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge....
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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Underhanded Wild Marketing Idea

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Purple national

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy passionate skinny woman psychic

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: bateful embarrassed to the bone station goyim

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Yapping hissy fit juggernaut

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Yapping hissy fit juggernaut

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: twisted gas station background story

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Vibrant autistic garrison pervert

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Vibrant autistic garrison pervert

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Yapping hissy fit juggernaut

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

Dickens

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: bateful embarrassed to the bone station goyim

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

The English Patient

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Vibrant autistic garrison pervert

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Yapping hissy fit juggernaut

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Razzle cumskin

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

🧐🤔

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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Laughsome gay wizard heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: haunting crawly macaca forum



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: twisted gas station background story

the spaceporn story

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

I really can't

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

Triste!

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Razzle cumskin

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

don't know :(

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Razzle cumskin

Sound and Fury

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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Laughsome gay wizard heaven

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: Adventurous center useless brakes

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

Mein Kampf?

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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Adventurous center useless brakes

No.

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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Talking stirring hell fortuitous meteor

Dracula

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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: appetizing peach community account

Im gay

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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage organic girlfriend

A Confederacy of Dunces

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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: haunting crawly macaca forum

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: razzmatazz theater faggotry

God Emperor of Dune

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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Flickering twinkling bawdyhouse nowag

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage organic girlfriend

raisin in the sun

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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: territorial aphrodisiac mental disorder dog poop

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: nudist disgusting base reading party

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: territorial aphrodisiac mental disorder dog poop

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50138369)



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Date: September 21st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge." I remembered the passage because of the throwaway line about beating up the minister because there's no way not to lol at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2],#50147796)