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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM Author: Bossy lascivious toilet seat
lol how did I miss this:
"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."
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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM Author: chest-beating headpube
oh god
the punch poast
tears in eyes
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21245106) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM Author: Motley sooty orchestra pit
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"
"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"
Awesome.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21244940) |
Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM Author: chest-beating headpube
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too
LOL
great poaster
or greatest poaster?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21245221) |
Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM Author: chest-beating headpube
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time
Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21269845) |
Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM Author: Fluffy idea he suggested address
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990
My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.
What should I do bros?
Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#23901681) |
Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM Author: nubile khaki state selfie
180
now i kinda get his shtick
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#28537846) |
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