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ITT: The Collected Works of Ulysius Johnsmeyer

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthol...
wild property
  06/25/12
These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains...
puce market
  01/05/14
...
lemon sneaky criminal
  08/19/16
Johnsmeyer cum ITT http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
wild property
  06/25/12
The Scholarly Revolution http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
wild property
  06/25/12
Law School: "A Sweet Treat" http://www.xoxohth....
wild property
  06/25/12
WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were ...
wild property
  06/25/12
lol how did I miss this: "I am here to infuse this...
Bossy lascivious toilet seat
  06/25/12
...
Floppy Azn
  06/25/12
Jesus
godawful resort kitty cat
  06/25/12
literally rofling
Exciting bat-shit-crazy set
  06/26/12
LOL just LOL
Aphrodisiac range
  08/02/12
crying
vibrant temple prole
  08/29/12
...
Azure nudist goyim
  02/22/13
...
Amber parlor
  08/21/13
lost my shit
Turquoise Nursing Home
  03/19/14
...
Spruce step-uncle's house dopamine
  06/27/14
...
nofapping vigorous menage
  06/27/14
...
Glassy Beta University Boltzmann
  09/14/17
...
emerald black woman kitchen
  07/20/18
...
emerald black woman kitchen
  02/09/19
...
Big slap-happy doctorate
  07/11/19
...
Laughsome milk associate
  08/27/21
God I’m old.
Gold blood rage
  09/16/22
The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11 http:/...
wild property
  06/25/12
cop
Floppy Azn
  06/25/12
What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!" ...
Floppy Azn
  06/25/12
...
Bossy lascivious toilet seat
  06/25/12
man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this...
umber narrow-minded community account
  06/26/12
holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme that's one o...
chest-beating headpube
  08/02/12
...
pea-brained fishy idiot indian lodge
  08/21/13
GOAT POTUS xo thread right here and of course that faggot...
Glittery silver cruise ship main people
  06/25/14
TITC xo career retrospective
bat shit crazy mustard brunch
  06/25/12
BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anythin...
Floppy Azn
  06/25/12
...
Swollen public bath antidepressant drug
  10/07/14
180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house ...
Floppy Azn
  06/25/12
oh god the punch poast tears in eyes
chest-beating headpube
  08/02/12
first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i ...
Coral adventurous weed whacker son of senegal
  08/21/13
...
wild property
  06/25/12
...
Passionate Corner
  06/25/12
how does he do it?
Shimmering Generalized Bond Hunting Ground
  06/25/12
...
pea-brained fishy idiot indian lodge
  06/25/12
Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice o...
rough-skinned giraffe
  06/25/12
Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went wit...
wild property
  06/25/12
consistently obsesses about this chubby chick http://auto...
zombie-like startling national pisswyrm
  06/25/12
...
wild property
  06/26/12
...
pea-brained fishy idiot indian lodge
  06/27/12
how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" t...
frozen station
  06/27/12
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&fo...
wild property
  08/02/12
Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it? htt...
Rose irradiated organic girlfriend alpha
  06/29/12
"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?" &quo...
Motley sooty orchestra pit
  08/02/12
"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys y...
wild property
  08/02/12
...
wild property
  08/02/12
another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *th...
Aphrodisiac range
  08/02/12
didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL
chest-beating headpube
  08/02/12
unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary
chest-beating headpube
  08/02/12
...
Iridescent violent crackhouse
  08/02/12
Much love for the shout, Box.
wild property
  08/02/12
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exhilarant wine puppy base
  08/02/12
holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too LOL ...
chest-beating headpube
  08/02/12
This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.
Motley sooty orchestra pit
  08/02/12
LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all ...
wild property
  08/03/12
The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots,...
chest-beating headpube
  08/06/12
Cr
fear-inspiring garrison
  08/06/12
...
chest-beating headpube
  08/08/12
...
Iridescent violent crackhouse
  08/20/12
JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy ...
racy sepia fanboi
  08/20/12
...
Iridescent violent crackhouse
  08/20/12
Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic: Disg...
wild property
  09/14/12
it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.
Amber parlor
  08/21/13
...
chest-beating headpube
  02/22/13
...
pea-brained fishy idiot indian lodge
  08/21/13
i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the...
Amber parlor
  08/21/13
there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the...
Coral adventurous weed whacker son of senegal
  08/21/13
i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have go...
Amber parlor
  08/21/13
johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good ...
Spruce step-uncle's house dopamine
  07/29/14
Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears...
Coral adventurous weed whacker son of senegal
  08/21/13
LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE ...
Fluffy idea he suggested address
  08/21/13
180
pea-brained fishy idiot indian lodge
  09/30/13
HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U
pea-brained fishy idiot indian lodge
  09/30/13
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pea-brained fishy idiot indian lodge
  12/24/13
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pea-brained fishy idiot indian lodge
  01/05/14
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Crusty reading party mediation
  03/19/14
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titillating rambunctious jew
  06/25/14
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Spruce step-uncle's house dopamine
  06/27/14
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olive razzle point
  07/22/14
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Abnormal Trailer Park Mad Cow Disease
  08/04/14
Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www...
Abnormal Trailer Park Mad Cow Disease
  08/04/14
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Soul-stirring carnelian casino shitlib
  12/08/14
Bookmarked.
lime pit trump supporter
  12/08/14
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chest-beating headpube
  12/11/14
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carmine regret
  07/24/15
180 now i kinda get his shtick
nubile khaki state selfie
  08/12/15
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cerebral windowlicker rehab
  07/29/16
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startled crotch
  11/03/16
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awkward galvanic wagecucks school cafeteria
  12/01/16
What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads h...
Frisky famous landscape painting
  12/02/16
It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 2...
Supple peach meetinghouse
  09/15/17
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carmine regret
  05/20/17
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chest-beating headpube
  06/27/17
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carmine regret
  07/29/17
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transparent spot coldplay fan
  10/01/17
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frozen station
  01/29/18
the man is a champion.
Boyish ultramarine shrine
  01/29/18
where did he go
hideous obsidian tanning salon national security agency
  01/29/18
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razzle-dazzle translucent affirmative action
  05/14/18
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frozen station
  08/16/18
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flatulent abode cuckold
  01/25/19
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Wonderful chad
  05/26/19
wish the little guy would come back.
Alcoholic ticket booth toaster
  05/26/19
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Cocky potus
  08/08/19
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Curious seedy location circlehead
  02/19/20
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Laughsome milk associate
  08/27/21
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Trip Boistinker
  07/16/22
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at-the-ready purple electric furnace legend
  08/27/22
OP links fixed: 180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT ...
dark patterns
  06/26/26
You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last...
ape ape
  06/26/26
no problem! and JM if you see this, feel free to contribu...
dark patterns
  06/26/26


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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: wild property

This epic flame artist and meme creator has earned an anthology thread:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624&PHPSESSID=dd0758fb1c8a74e3eadb3635a6f848cb

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://lhkjashfsae.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967&PHPSESSID=a5254b10d5602963b7887eedd01537b7

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696&PHPSESSID=6943d31e2c192fdd78f337f4b996f309

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&mc=1&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3e97a76af0e995b3b42ccb759e0f524b

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637&PHPSESSID=a356fd22ccc62fd88cdd56bc2e2786c6

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=3990e30068a8bf8fa37530f5928a211a

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929&PHPSESSID=b9037056ea49425853212c5f26c22769

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://fhjkdsahka.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828&PHPSESSID=4dc817efa05628584fd6fbc8c8de45e7



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955229)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:05 PM
Author: puce market

These are all so fucking shitty, put a bullet in your brains you fucking fag bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#24780183)



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Date: August 19th, 2016 8:15 AM
Author: lemon sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#31221037)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:50 PM
Author: wild property

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=340af2006595916c0ac333e27ea4bfc5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955268)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:51 PM
Author: wild property

The Scholarly Revolution

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2%E0%B8%A3%E0%B8%82%E0%B9%82&PHPSESSID=5e2cb1dfc9f1f887835534aa8955b7e3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955271)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:52 PM
Author: wild property

Law School: "A Sweet Treat"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1286875&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=71874f6090419785b225ec319371e428

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955278)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: wild property

WTF GF playfully grabbed guys "junk" when we were out

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1768662&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955287)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Bossy lascivious toilet seat

lol how did I miss this:

"I am here to infuse this board with the Sweet Treat of scholarship. I have handled many scholarly protests in my school. For example, I organized a protest where I would stand on this wood block we carved and three other of my friends would do the same but about 50 yards apart. I would yell to him, "The scholarly noble!" and he would respond "The Prancing scholar!" and then the other would yell "The industrial scholar!" and we would continue for the duration of the protest. We would do this all throughout undergrad and dress the part--like 1800 philosophers."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955294)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Floppy Azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955326)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: godawful resort kitty cat

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20956093)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:11 AM
Author: Exciting bat-shit-crazy set

literally rofling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20959169)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac range

LOL just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21244949)



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Date: August 29th, 2012 6:20 AM
Author: vibrant temple prole

crying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21449112)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:32 PM
Author: Azure nudist goyim



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:05 AM
Author: Amber parlor



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:14 AM
Author: Turquoise Nursing Home

lost my shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#25218635)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Spruce step-uncle's house dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#25829569)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: nofapping vigorous menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#25830161)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 6:22 PM
Author: Glassy Beta University Boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#34212423)



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Date: July 20th, 2018 7:59 PM
Author: emerald black woman kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#36468231)



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Date: February 9th, 2019 11:03 PM
Author: emerald black woman kitchen



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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:18 PM
Author: Big slap-happy doctorate



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Date: August 27th, 2021 10:00 PM
Author: Laughsome milk associate



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Date: September 16th, 2022 1:30 PM
Author: Gold blood rage

God I’m old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#45181628)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:56 PM
Author: wild property

The average height for chicks born in 1993 is 5'11

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1955407&PHPSESSID=1c31768f7d6feac7da57ba7988d16bd3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955307)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Floppy Azn

cop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955330)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: Floppy Azn

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955336)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:02 PM
Author: Bossy lascivious toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955355)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:10 AM
Author: umber narrow-minded community account

man, i didn't know that was his thread. now im sad that this didnt happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20959158)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:22 PM
Author: chest-beating headpube

holy fuck i didnt know he invented that meme

that's one of the better memes to come off this chatbort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21245094)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:00 AM
Author: pea-brained fishy idiot indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#23901494)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: Glittery silver cruise ship main people

GOAT POTUS xo thread right here

and of course that faggot Merriweather Post Pavilion didn't think it was funny, was just reminded of that shitposter for the first time in years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#25819632)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 3:59 PM
Author: bat shit crazy mustard brunch

TITC xo career retrospective

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955338)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:00 PM
Author: Floppy Azn

BROS help, Trial tomorrow morning, havent prepped or anything

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1949636&mc=2&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955345)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 7:39 PM
Author: Swollen public bath antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#26474919)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 4:01 PM
Author: Floppy Azn

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&mc=51&forum_id=2#20897180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20955351)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: chest-beating headpube

oh god

the punch poast

tears in eyes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21245106)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:04 AM
Author: Coral adventurous weed whacker son of senegal

first ever use of "180 NOT FLAME" in xo history i believe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#23901626)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:01 PM
Author: wild property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20956033)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:11 PM
Author: Passionate Corner



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:12 PM
Author: Shimmering Generalized Bond Hunting Ground

how does he do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20956098)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:13 PM
Author: pea-brained fishy idiot indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20956103)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:14 PM
Author: rough-skinned giraffe

Someone post the thread where he said he drowned his neice on the Hudson by flipping a jetski or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20956107)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:27 PM
Author: wild property

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845&PHPSESSID=8708a884d2c95352a573d0cb9e60a89f#20775900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20956189)



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Date: June 25th, 2012 6:31 PM
Author: zombie-like startling national pisswyrm

consistently obsesses about this chubby chick

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1927746&mc=1&forum_id=2

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1901128&mc=7&forum_id=2Reputation&PHPSESSID=c5a062182822e69187cd66cf2a556dc4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20956208)



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Date: June 26th, 2012 12:03 AM
Author: wild property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20959093)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:41 PM
Author: pea-brained fishy idiot indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20970322)



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Date: June 27th, 2012 6:43 PM
Author: frozen station

how is there not a single "torts final tomorrow" thread yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20970347)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:04 PM
Author: wild property

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1516726&forum_id=2?ref=hanzuo.com&PHPSESSID=da6cd50c887afb68f92aabd7e616e5af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21244944)



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Date: June 29th, 2012 10:56 PM
Author: Rose irradiated organic girlfriend alpha

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&mc=44&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#20987602)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:03 PM
Author: Motley sooty orchestra pit

"how big is your $35 million dollar farm?"

"45 acres, but there are gold statues and shit"

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21244940)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:06 PM
Author: wild property

"Have you developed any sort of bond with the monkeys yet?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21244956)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 8:57 PM
Author: wild property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21244876)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac range

another highlight, he authored some of the most (if not, *the* most) amazing cuckold threads in XO history.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21244955)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: chest-beating headpube

didn't he make that one about the guy named Jamal? LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21245275)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:10 PM
Author: chest-beating headpube

unquestionable #1 poaster on xo, absolutely legendary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21244997)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:14 PM
Author: Iridescent violent crackhouse



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:44 PM
Author: wild property

Much love for the shout, Box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21245270)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: exhilarant wine puppy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21245072)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:38 PM
Author: chest-beating headpube

holy shit he invented BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP too

LOL

great poaster

or greatest poaster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21245221)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:57 PM
Author: Motley sooty orchestra pit

This is genius work. Like the old xoxo Dungeonmaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21245388)



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Date: August 3rd, 2012 12:36 AM
Author: wild property

LOL my office is LIVING proof that good looks trumps all

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1640264&PHPSESSID=f65d7fee610afa31a00045b7befea10d#17943590

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21247190)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 7:49 AM
Author: chest-beating headpube

The best part of a johnsmeyer flame: all the stupid faggots, even regular poasters, who fall for it every time

Then turn around and cry "flame! 147 DERP DERP I LOVE COCKS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21269845)



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Date: August 6th, 2012 8:04 AM
Author: fear-inspiring garrison

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21269855)



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Date: August 8th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: chest-beating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21288703)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:50 AM
Author: Iridescent violent crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21378297)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 1:51 AM
Author: racy sepia fanboi

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21378302)



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Date: August 20th, 2012 2:06 AM
Author: Iridescent violent crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21378361)



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Date: September 14th, 2012 10:39 PM
Author: wild property

Marginalized in its time, now regarded as a classic:

Disgusting middle age shrew at starbucks: "OOO the foam mistro!"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1574165&mc=53&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#21582386)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:59 AM
Author: Amber parlor

it had everything. deshaun. askav snapping on rasq.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#23901492)



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Date: February 22nd, 2013 8:24 PM
Author: chest-beating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#22691703)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 7:58 AM
Author: pea-brained fishy idiot indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#23901490)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 8:11 AM
Author: Amber parlor

i can't find the one about riding a domesticated deer in the olympics. i was eating and almost choked when i read it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#23901510)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:00 AM
Author: Coral adventurous weed whacker son of senegal

there have been a couple deer-related but i don't recall the special olympics twist:

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2103659&mc=20&forum_id=2

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2151250&mc=15&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#23901612)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:02 AM
Author: Amber parlor

i'll try to find it. it's so funny. it was like libs have gone too far. legless man was going to ride a domesticated deer in the olympics sprinting events.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#23901619)



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Date: July 29th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: Spruce step-uncle's house dopamine

johnsmeyer just staring at deer trying to come up with good flame for 1yr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#26022371)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:06 AM
Author: Coral adventurous weed whacker son of senegal

Saw War Horse this week, literally dropped to knees in tears

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1945169&mc=112&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#23901630)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 9:28 AM
Author: Fluffy idea he suggested address

LOL got screwed...took out UG loan in August 2007...no PAYE

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2208854&mc=17&forum_id=2#22838990

My dad took out a loan for me for UG that originated on August 2007. LOL not instead of 20/10% I'm 25/15%.

What should I do bros?

Should I try to pay this thing off? 150k debt including UG. No biglaw but making about 70k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#23901681)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 3:45 PM
Author: pea-brained fishy idiot indian lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#24142761)



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Date: September 30th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: pea-brained fishy idiot indian lodge

HERE I'LL MAKE IT EASY FOR U

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#24143178)



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Date: December 24th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: pea-brained fishy idiot indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#24705988)



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Date: January 5th, 2014 8:03 PM
Author: pea-brained fishy idiot indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#24780167)



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Date: March 19th, 2014 5:19 AM
Author: Crusty reading party mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#25218644)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 10:38 PM
Author: titillating rambunctious jew

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#25819518)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 2:44 PM
Author: Spruce step-uncle's house dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#25829577)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 12:25 AM
Author: olive razzle point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#25979213)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:36 PM
Author: Abnormal Trailer Park Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#26061882)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 8:37 PM
Author: Abnormal Trailer Park Mad Cow Disease

Today starts my gf's 13 day vacation with her ex: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&mc=106&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#26061891)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: Soul-stirring carnelian casino shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#26889379)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: lime pit trump supporter

Bookmarked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#26889383)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: chest-beating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#26908652)



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Date: July 24th, 2015 3:38 AM
Author: carmine regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#28401751)



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Date: August 12th, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: nubile khaki state selfie

180

now i kinda get his shtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#28537846)



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Date: July 29th, 2016 11:34 PM
Author: cerebral windowlicker rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#31065783)



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Date: November 3rd, 2016 12:05 PM
Author: startled crotch



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Date: December 1st, 2016 1:39 AM
Author: awkward galvanic wagecucks school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#32029638)



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Date: December 2nd, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Frisky famous landscape painting

What amazes me is how few posts these original gem threads have in them. The origin of DUTCHESS has like 20 posts jfc. Yes I understand we can't post in those old threads but I'm surprised they didn't get more posts at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#32039656)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 9:30 AM
Author: Supple peach meetinghouse

It's like The Great Gatsby being completely ignored in the 20s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#34216258)



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Date: May 20th, 2017 6:32 AM
Author: carmine regret



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Date: June 27th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: chest-beating headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#33655604)



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Date: July 29th, 2017 4:54 AM
Author: carmine regret



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Date: October 1st, 2017 7:07 PM
Author: transparent spot coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#34341740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:18 PM
Author: frozen station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#35273740)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:19 PM
Author: Boyish ultramarine shrine

the man is a champion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#35273744)



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Date: January 29th, 2018 10:21 PM
Author: hideous obsidian tanning salon national security agency

where did he go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#35273757)



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Date: May 14th, 2018 5:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle translucent affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#36049867)



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Date: August 16th, 2018 2:18 PM
Author: frozen station



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Date: January 25th, 2019 2:07 PM
Author: flatulent abode cuckold



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:42 PM
Author: Wonderful chad



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Date: May 26th, 2019 6:44 PM
Author: Alcoholic ticket booth toaster

wish the little guy would come back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#38293254)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: Cocky potus



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Date: February 19th, 2020 12:17 AM
Author: Curious seedy location circlehead



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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:11 PM
Author: Trip Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#44861565)



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Date: August 27th, 2022 9:40 PM
Author: at-the-ready purple electric furnace legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#45081538)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: dark patterns

OP links fixed:

180 Leiter Comment: "BUT THAT'S NOT SCHOLARSHIP!" (link)

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1976624

How much christmas bonus to give my paralegal?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1827967

Is it illegal to hire a secretary based on looks/ask for pic

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1547696

I'm fuckin grotesque.... any chance at OCI? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1878818&forum_id=2

Under the Guise of Scholarship- by Ulysius Johnsmeyer ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&forum_id=2

Who in law is really the sweetest scholar? ***OP blanked***

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1680637

Went to GF's old college town; 5 guys called her "Dutchess"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1665956&forum_id=2

Wife had a baby today...ugh

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1933929

Does anyone else SLAM shit at work to impress the secretaries?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1700828

 

Classics not in OP:

Hello, My name is Julia Sweet-Treat and am new to the board

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1678591&forum_id=2

Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1957845

NOT FLAME, JUST WON $1 MILLION IN ATLANTIC CITY

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2002140&forum_id=2

What type of person shouts "Oh, what a scholar!"

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=1351916

180 NOT FLAME: SOmeone just drove car thru into my house

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924148&forum_id=2

Just inherited a $35mm dollar farm how do I mange it?

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1916233&forum_id=2

The Scholarly Revolution

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1715492&forum_id=2

Today starts my GF's 13 day vacation with her ex

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1984823&forum_id=2

JESUS CHRIST just walked in on my dad having sex with a guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1923451&forum_id=2

Johnsmeyer cum ITT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1914678&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#49964804)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: ape ape

You're preserving the legendary works of the internet's last true maestro. Thank you for your service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#49964815)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: dark patterns

no problem!

and JM if you see this, feel free to contribute your own picks; the ones ITT only go to 2012

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1979135&forum_id=2],#49964828)