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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:07 AM Author: rambunctious principal's office clown
Hi Muscadine,
Sorry to rush you but it turns out we really need to close before Thanksgiving. Seller is threatening to walk away if we don't.
Thx,
Client
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Date: November 20th, 2020 10:13 AM Author: hyperactive den
I just received an addendum from the other attorney for the non-compete that I drafted. The addendum says: Seller may work in the restricted area during the restricted time in his chosen profession notwithstanding the non-compete.
I call the other attorney, and state, you understand that this addendum completely negates the entire non-compete? Other attorney says that he will have to get back with me.
It's so stupid, I'm not even mad.
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:21 AM Author: bronze effete hell coffee pot
I am in bootcamp, near the end. The cafeteria tries to do something special, but it is just off. There are trays of turkey, pre-cut, and bread rolls, and cans of cranberry sauce. The poorly whisked clumpy gravy is spread over my plate. It's my first Thanksgiving away from my family, but certainly not the last. I still have two weeks left of dealing with this bullshit. After the meal, we're allowed to go back to the barracks and relax for a bit. But the respite is shortlived. In order to maintain order, the Company Commander's burst into the barracks and force everyone to do pushups and situps until the roof condensation leaks onto the floor. The condensation is directly a result of fattened up men sweating profusely. Why the fuck did I join the military, I ask quietly to myself.
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Date: November 20th, 2020 9:23 AM Author: hyperactive den
Week of Thanksgiving, 1992, I just finished my JV season of high school (MVP of team as linebacker and offensive lineman). I was 14, 5'10, 185 lbs, ripped. I was hooking up with this fat girl who was a senior who had enormous tits and we would fuck while her parents were downstairs. She would occasionally cry during sex because she said she felt bad about how young I was (she was 18). She didn't have a license because she got a DUI so her friend would come and pick me up in her dirty 240SX.
I don't know why we stopped hooking up, but this was just an early sophomore year thing.
I cherish these memories, as I rarely have sex anymore (although I did get Wife sex yesterday, which was really good, although that's only #2 for the year).
I love my kids, but man what would I give to do it all over again.
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Date: November 20th, 2020 2:03 PM Author: Narrow-minded Fiercely-loyal Garrison
40 minutes of thanksgiving 1992 TV commercials
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPasr4VFerw
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Date: November 23rd, 2023 7:28 AM Author: violent locus
It's 2023, you wake up at 3:35 AM on Thanksgiving day because you just had a dream of an unanswered client email. You check your phone beside you in the dark. Sure enough. It's an emergency, or maybe not, but you assume that it is because your mind is racing and you won't be able to go to sleep anyway. You go into the office in your house and you start hammering away at the keys on your laptop. Those emails to the clients won't write themselves! Who needs a holiday you think to yourself! I got this. I am the master of my universe. I am a good lawyer, goddamnit. Always responsive! Always on call! As you are hammering away, you realize you made a mistake and you have to recall an email message, you fire off another missive to the client about how you are seeking out resolution "immediately." Before you can hit send though, the VPN connection goes out and you have to reboot. Then your laptop needs updates. You decide to reboot and shower while you are getting back to where you left off. After the shower you finally get the message out. The fire drill should be done for the day!
You still can't sleep though. Even though the emails are down for now. You check the turkey and its dry brine. It still looks kind of frozen. You empty the dishwasher. You curse your wife for putting the knives in there. HANDWASHING ONLY WITH THE SHARP KNIVES!!! The dishes are done so you check the laundry. There's a lot to fold. You make coffee. You fold the laundry. There's no quieting the agitation in your soul though.
You calculate your net worth and that leaves you depressed. You wonder if the trash people will be around today to empty the bins and you decide to go put your trash out by the street just in case (knowing full well that they will never come).
As you come in from the cold you pour some coffee and you start to poast. You wonder why you can no longer feel anything remotely resembling joy and you seek out the understanding of your new friends, all of whom hide behind monikers on the internet.
Einfuehlung never comes.
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Date: November 19th, 2024 9:02 AM Author: Insecure jew filthpig
Don’t forget Survivor Series 1992. Highlights:
- Undertaker vs. Kamala in a casket match
- Big Boss Man vs. Nailz in a “nightstick on a pole” match
- Randy Savage and Mr. Perfect vs. Ric Flair and Razor Ramon
- WWF champion Bret Hart vs. IC champion Shawn Michaels
Bret beat Shawn with the sharpshooter and celebrated with Santa Claus afterwards.
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