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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
nighttime charismatic degenerate station
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
nighttime charismatic degenerate station
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
nighttime charismatic degenerate station
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
nighttime charismatic degenerate station
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
nighttime charismatic degenerate station
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
azure glittery legal warrant
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/18/13
k
azure glittery legal warrant
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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  08/11/21
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(millenial problems)
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  08/31/14
Holy shit not flame?
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  08/18/13
Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/18/13
180000000000
sick histrionic hospital crotch
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
spectacular lodge
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
white market marketing idea
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
white market marketing idea
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/18/13
180
white market marketing idea
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
nighttime charismatic degenerate station
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
nighttime charismatic degenerate station
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
nighttime charismatic degenerate station
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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  08/18/13
Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissw...
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  08/18/13
Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your ...
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180 will do.
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She’s watching the grandkids now.
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shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring a...
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180 idea, 160 execution on the flame
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Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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  08/18/13
She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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  08/07/14
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180 thread
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  08/19/13
Steal them back.
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  08/19/13
UPDATE?
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  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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  08/07/14
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  08/31/14
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about b...
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
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  08/23/15
cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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  08/23/15
ATD.
Twinkling Nubile Lay
  08/23/15
Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/23/15
Lmao
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  08/23/15
you on fetlife bro?
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  08/23/15
Yeah.
Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/23/15
as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by ursel...
puce locale foreskin
  08/23/15
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Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
puce locale foreskin
  08/23/15
of course
Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
puce locale foreskin
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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  08/23/15
I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshol...
Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/23/15
yolo bro
spectacular lodge
  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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  08/23/15
why just one?
Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon
  08/23/15
She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don'...
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  08/23/15
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: nighttime charismatic degenerate station

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: nighttime charismatic degenerate station

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: nighttime charismatic degenerate station

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: nighttime charismatic degenerate station

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: nighttime charismatic degenerate station

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: azure glittery legal warrant

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: azure glittery legal warrant

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: shimmering library

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Appetizing Windowlicker

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: marvelous sanctuary national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#37185700)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: Talented senate haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#37185629)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: very tactful fragrant forum associate

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Appetizing Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23869437)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Carmine out-of-control principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#26078339)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: concupiscible juggernaut public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#26243294)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: Gay Pontificating Brethren

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: sick histrionic hospital crotch

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: spectacular lodge

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: white market marketing idea

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: white market marketing idea

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: white market marketing idea

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: nighttime charismatic degenerate station

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: nighttime charismatic degenerate station

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: nighttime charismatic degenerate station

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: nighttime charismatic degenerate station

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Hideous codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608187)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: sticky rough-skinned orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608325)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: marvelous sanctuary national security agency

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Stimulating gunner



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Big roast beef indirect expression

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Soul-stirring lilac house

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: white market marketing idea

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: slate queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867758)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: supple kitchen



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Appetizing Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#26243314)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608136)



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: ultramarine dopamine partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#37304249)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Arrogant Electric Psychic Idiot

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: comical dark home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23868891)



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Olive Lascivious Potus



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: opaque hyperventilating preventive strike bawdyhouse



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Hot school cafeteria

180 thread.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: wild resort cuckold

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Galvanic mischievous parlour persian

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Galvanic mischievous parlour persian

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: milky metal national regret

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: wild resort cuckold

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: azure glittery legal warrant



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: sexy stag film international law enforcement agency

180 thread

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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: comical dark home

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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: white market marketing idea

UPDATE?

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

We got new butt plugs.

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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: Big roast beef indirect expression

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Appetizing Windowlicker



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: ivory hell weed whacker



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: ivory hell weed whacker



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Appetizing Windowlicker



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: opaque hyperventilating preventive strike bawdyhouse

WHAT THE FUCK



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

I like that THIS thread bothers you

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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: sick histrionic hospital crotch



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Carmine out-of-control principal's office



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: Rusted Set Famous Landscape Painting

Jesus Christ.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: puce locale foreskin

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: puce locale foreskin

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: puce locale foreskin

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: puce locale foreskin

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Twinkling Nubile Lay

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: puce locale foreskin

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: puce locale foreskin

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: puce locale foreskin

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Twinkling Nubile Lay

ATD.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: snowy federal mad-dog skullcap

Lmao

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: bespoke location

you on fetlife bro?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

Yeah.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: puce locale foreskin

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: puce locale foreskin

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

of course

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: puce locale foreskin

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: spectacular lodge

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: spectacular lodge

yolo bro

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Hateful learning disabled really tough guy giraffe

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

why just one?

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: Hateful learning disabled really tough guy giraffe

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: puce locale foreskin

hot

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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: vibrant milk



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: irradiated sadistic stead chad

what the fuck is going on in here

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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: amber background story

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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Shaky drunken point fat ankles



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Magenta Genital Piercing Dragon

We had to buy new ones.

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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: flesh whorehouse



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: cracking insane theatre

this thread is crazy.

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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: cheese-eating boiling water gas station

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: thriller stage toaster

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: Big roast beef indirect expression

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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
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