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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM Author: Sepia garrison
it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at goldman sachs. it's in the securities division under the Fixed Income, Currencies, Commodities group. they invest across the entire capital structure, across sectors, industries, and products, and capitalize on "special situations" (i.e., bankruptcies, spin-offs, management change, etc).
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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:22 PM Author: Mint Indian Lodge Rigpig
A Blackhawk helicopter hugs the contours of the Amazon River, its rotor wash rippling the jungle eighty feet below like a wave across the sea.
The Managing Director lifts the Raybans from his brow just enough to make eye contact with the two rows of young bankers sitting across from each other in the steel whale's belly. "You boys ready?"
They all nod, stone faced. It was a silly question. They weren't just ready; they had never been more ready. Years at Harvard, long nights fixing spreadsheets, hours of tweaking LinkedIn. It was finally time.
"Remember: you were born a banker," he shouts over the sound of the rotor and the wind and the jungle. "But you were made a Special Situations Operator."
Their ear pieces come alive. "10 seconds to target!"
"Look alive, time to fuck 'em up!"
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That's what they do.
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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:54 PM Author: frisky effete rigor stage
As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be significantly more prestigious 5-7 years ago. Now that banks can't have prop desks any more, their ability to capitalize on these kinds of opportunities is much less than before. There are still some things they can do, just less.
tl;dr still a prestigious group but much less so.
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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:00 PM Author: Nubile Locus Water Buffalo
Sounds like a fucking TV show
Goldman Sachs: Special Situations Group (SSG)
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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:05 PM Author: self-absorbed shrine
*smokes cigar like a grizzled veteran*
C.O. Blankfein: "Welcome to the Goldman Sachs S.S.G. Operator selection program. You have volunteered for the most intensive banking training known to man. You are all proven graduates within the striver community: Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, Wharton, and so on. In spite of your preftige, many of you will not successfully negotiate this program. Those that do, will experience an operational tempo that exceeds that of any other unit within the Goldman Sachs arsenal. That is all that is to be said about the special nature of the S.S.G. training program. I now turn you over to my Command Master Chief, HAHAURFUCKED."
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