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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
sable hissy fit lettuce
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Thriller Mint Main People
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Razzmatazz house associate
  03/02/24
...
black mad cow disease
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Azure psychic
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Thriller Mint Main People
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Azure psychic
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Thriller Mint Main People
  03/02/24
lmao
erotic cyan gas station tattoo
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
ebony wonderful mother
  03/03/24
...
Motley indigo menage
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Irradiated base
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
sable hissy fit lettuce
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Stirring autistic university scourge upon the earth
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
sable hissy fit lettuce
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Stirring autistic university scourge upon the earth
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
Big Rehab
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
Fantasy-prone resort
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
Aromatic school cafeteria gay wizard
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
fuchsia nudist brunch halford
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
khaki alcoholic knife
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
free-loading old irish cottage kitty cat
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
soul-stirring sanctuary stain
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Obsidian death wish
  03/02/24
...
Hyperactive queen of the night
  03/02/24
...
dashing flickering box office
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
Hyperactive queen of the night
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
dashing flickering box office
  03/02/24
...
erotic cyan gas station tattoo
  03/03/24
...
mildly autistic codepig liquid oxygen
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
Heady Crystalline Clown
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
sable hissy fit lettuce
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
disrespectful mustard crotch
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
sable hissy fit lettuce
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
disrespectful mustard crotch
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Canary swashbuckling love of her life boiling water
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Azure psychic
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
sable hissy fit lettuce
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Fragrant french chef
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
sable hissy fit lettuce
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
nofapping frisky keepsake machete field
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
electric property faggot firefighter
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
sable hissy fit lettuce
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
massive location yarmulke
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
fuchsia nudist brunch halford
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
Fantasy-prone resort
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
soul-stirring sanctuary stain
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
Big Rehab
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
soul-stirring sanctuary stain
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
Adventurous sneaky criminal heaven
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
Translucent gaping trump supporter
  03/03/24
"shit"
free-loading old irish cottage kitty cat
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Trip geriatric skinny woman rigpig
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
slate patrolman
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
Diverse School
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
Brass famous landscape painting
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
Translucent gaping trump supporter
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Lime exhilarant corn cake
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
dark razzle-dazzle station circlehead
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
low-t chapel
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
Slap-happy hominid lay
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
sable hissy fit lettuce
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
supple tan tank
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
sable hissy fit lettuce
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Stirring autistic university scourge upon the earth
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
sable hissy fit lettuce
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
Irradiated base
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
Translucent gaping trump supporter
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
Twinkling rambunctious personal credit line
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
sable hissy fit lettuce
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
Twinkling rambunctious personal credit line
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
sable hissy fit lettuce
  03/11/24
...
Self-absorbed Vigorous Messiness Rigor
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
Big Rehab
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
demanding dysfunction
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
soul-stirring sanctuary stain
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
soul-stirring sanctuary stain
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
khaki alcoholic knife
  03/11/24
...
demanding dysfunction
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
Twinkling rambunctious personal credit line
  03/11/24
120
buck-toothed histrionic ape
  03/11/24
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Motley indigo menage
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
sable hissy fit lettuce
  03/12/24
...
Titillating Domesticated Hunting Ground Half-breed
  03/12/24
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vivacious cruise ship
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
sable hissy fit lettuce
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
fuchsia nudist brunch halford
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
Excitant Clear Potus
  03/13/24
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charismatic overrated weed whacker
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
Mahogany market
  03/13/24
...
black mad cow disease
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Excitant Clear Potus
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
demanding dysfunction
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Chrome locale milk
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Lime exhilarant corn cake
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
dark razzle-dazzle station circlehead
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
supple tan tank
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
charismatic overrated weed whacker
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
sable hissy fit lettuce
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
Fantasy-prone resort
  03/13/24
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brindle spectacular digit ratio native
  03/13/24
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boyish indecent spot twinkling uncleanness
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Self-absorbed Vigorous Messiness Rigor
  03/14/24
Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here
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  03/13/24
1-9) sex with men for money 10) become published Law Schola...
fuchsia nudist brunch halford
  03/13/24
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sable hissy fit lettuce
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
Excitant Clear Potus
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
sable hissy fit lettuce
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
Onyx infuriating public bath friendly grandma
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
Fantasy-prone resort
  03/16/24
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sexy curious kitchen pozpig
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
sable hissy fit lettuce
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
UN peacekeeper
  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
black mad cow disease
  03/16/24
...
Self-absorbed Vigorous Messiness Rigor
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
marvelous pea-brained nursing home
  03/16/24
...
Vibrant bawdyhouse gunner
  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
underhanded haunting hell community account
  03/16/24
Pulling for you
180 Boltzmann
  03/16/24
...
Big Rehab
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
dark razzle-dazzle station circlehead
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
painfully honest bateful center goal in life
  03/16/24
we're all for you
Titillating Domesticated Hunting Ground Half-breed
  03/16/24
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ
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  03/16/24
We here for you brother
Mahogany market
  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
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  03/17/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: sable hissy fit lettuce

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Thriller Mint Main People

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz house associate

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: black mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Azure psychic

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Thriller Mint Main People

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Azure psychic

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Thriller Mint Main People

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: erotic cyan gas station tattoo

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: ebony wonderful mother

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Motley indigo menage



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Irradiated base

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: sable hissy fit lettuce

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Stirring autistic university scourge upon the earth

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: sable hissy fit lettuce

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Stirring autistic university scourge upon the earth

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: Big Rehab

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone resort

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: Aromatic school cafeteria gay wizard

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: fuchsia nudist brunch halford

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: khaki alcoholic knife

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: free-loading old irish cottage kitty cat

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring sanctuary stain

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Obsidian death wish

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Hyperactive queen of the night



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: dashing flickering box office



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: Hyperactive queen of the night

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: dashing flickering box office

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: erotic cyan gas station tattoo



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: mildly autistic codepig liquid oxygen



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: Heady Crystalline Clown

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: sable hissy fit lettuce

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: disrespectful mustard crotch

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: sable hissy fit lettuce

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: disrespectful mustard crotch

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Canary swashbuckling love of her life boiling water

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Azure psychic

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: sable hissy fit lettuce

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Fragrant french chef

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: sable hissy fit lettuce

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: nofapping frisky keepsake machete field

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: electric property faggot firefighter

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: sable hissy fit lettuce

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: massive location yarmulke

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: fuchsia nudist brunch halford

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone resort

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: soul-stirring sanctuary stain

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: Big Rehab

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring sanctuary stain

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: Adventurous sneaky criminal heaven

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: Translucent gaping trump supporter

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: free-loading old irish cottage kitty cat

"shit"

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Trip geriatric skinny woman rigpig

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: slate patrolman

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Diverse School

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: Brass famous landscape painting

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Translucent gaping trump supporter

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Lime exhilarant corn cake

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: dark razzle-dazzle station circlehead

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: low-t chapel

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Slap-happy hominid lay

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: sable hissy fit lettuce

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: supple tan tank

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: sable hissy fit lettuce

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Stirring autistic university scourge upon the earth

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: sable hissy fit lettuce

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Irradiated base

Excellent flame

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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: Translucent gaping trump supporter

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Twinkling rambunctious personal credit line

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: sable hissy fit lettuce

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Twinkling rambunctious personal credit line

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: sable hissy fit lettuce

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Vigorous Messiness Rigor



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: Big Rehab

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: demanding dysfunction

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: soul-stirring sanctuary stain

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring sanctuary stain

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: khaki alcoholic knife

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: demanding dysfunction



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Twinkling rambunctious personal credit line

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: buck-toothed histrionic ape

120

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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Motley indigo menage



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: sable hissy fit lettuce

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Titillating Domesticated Hunting Ground Half-breed



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: vivacious cruise ship



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: sable hissy fit lettuce

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: fuchsia nudist brunch halford

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Excitant Clear Potus

biannual ass blasting TP

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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: charismatic overrated weed whacker



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Mahogany market

Damn daddy Godspeed

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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: black mad cow disease



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Excitant Clear Potus

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: demanding dysfunction

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Chrome locale milk

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Lime exhilarant corn cake

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: dark razzle-dazzle station circlehead

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: supple tan tank

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: charismatic overrated weed whacker

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: sable hissy fit lettuce

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone resort

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: brindle spectacular digit ratio native



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: boyish indecent spot twinkling uncleanness



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling green dog poop



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Self-absorbed Vigorous Messiness Rigor



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: transparent stage goyim

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: fuchsia nudist brunch halford

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: sable hissy fit lettuce



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Excitant Clear Potus

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: sable hissy fit lettuce

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Onyx infuriating public bath friendly grandma

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone resort

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: sexy curious kitchen pozpig



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: sable hissy fit lettuce

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: black mad cow disease

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Vigorous Messiness Rigor



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: marvelous pea-brained nursing home

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Vibrant bawdyhouse gunner



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: underhanded haunting hell community account

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: 180 Boltzmann

Pulling for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: Big Rehab



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: dark razzle-dazzle station circlehead

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: painfully honest bateful center goal in life

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Titillating Domesticated Hunting Ground Half-breed

we're all for you

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: carnelian windowlicker marketing idea

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Mahogany market

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Twinkling rambunctious personal credit line

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Coiffed Odious Stead

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2],#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: sensitive to ugliness



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