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My mom refuses to give me back my butt plugs

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all o...
Flickering Meetinghouse
  08/18/13
Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say?...
vibrant messiness
  08/18/13
No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually whe...
Flickering Meetinghouse
  08/18/13
Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion ...
vibrant messiness
  08/18/13
She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring t...
Flickering Meetinghouse
  08/18/13
Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated ...
vibrant messiness
  08/18/13
She took: -three butt plugs -bondage tape -nipple c...
Flickering Meetinghouse
  08/18/13
What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she ta...
vibrant messiness
  08/18/13
6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.
Flickering Meetinghouse
  08/18/13
Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a ...
vibrant messiness
  08/18/13
She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American...
Flickering Meetinghouse
  08/18/13
i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not ...
drab partner
  08/18/13
She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.
Flickering Meetinghouse
  08/18/13
k
drab partner
  08/18/13
but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?
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Holy shit not flame?
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  08/18/13
Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issu...
Flickering Meetinghouse
  08/18/13
180000000000
Free-loading Stag Film
  08/18/13
She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.
Flickering Meetinghouse
  08/18/13
what is a butt plug
Beta Titillating Set Half-breed
  08/18/13
Ask her how she knew what they were.
rambunctious center
  08/18/13
She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took the...
Flickering Meetinghouse
  08/18/13
DESCRIBE how you confronted her
rambunctious center
  08/18/13
I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our s...
Flickering Meetinghouse
  08/18/13
180
rambunctious center
  08/18/13
What did she say back?
vibrant messiness
  08/18/13
She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't e...
Flickering Meetinghouse
  08/18/13
Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking ...
vibrant messiness
  08/18/13
No. My dad did once.
Flickering Meetinghouse
  08/18/13
EXPLAIN
vibrant messiness
  08/18/13
I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and ...
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  08/18/13
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  08/18/13
180 will do.
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She’s watching the grandkids now.
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180 idea, 160 execution on the flame
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Fuck you, not flame bro.
Flickering Meetinghouse
  08/18/13
ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collect...
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  08/18/13
She was pet sitting. Bigloler.
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Some great reasons to never have kids itt.
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  08/19/13
Steal them back.
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UPDATE?
rambunctious center
  10/22/13
We got new butt plugs.
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ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna t...
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i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about b...
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where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?
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  08/23/15
cr congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife....
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  08/23/15
ATD.
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  08/23/15
Nah, I wifed. Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.
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  08/23/15
Lmao
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  08/23/15
you on fetlife bro?
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Yeah.
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  08/23/15
as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by ursel...
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  08/23/15
You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there...
Flickering Meetinghouse
  08/23/15
ugh dude ur living the life condoms?
Azure Crackhouse Yarmulke
  08/23/15
of course
Flickering Meetinghouse
  08/23/15
do u nut in the other girls or pull out
Azure Crackhouse Yarmulke
  08/23/15
jelly as fuck my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(
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  08/23/15
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Flickering Meetinghouse
  08/23/15
yolo bro
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  08/23/15
My mom took one of my vibrators :(
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  08/23/15
why just one?
Flickering Meetinghouse
  08/23/15
She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don'...
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  08/23/15
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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:06 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

My mom pet sat this weekend and we have a box that has all our sex toys. She apparently went through that side of the bedroom and took several things she disapproved of. I asked her where our butt plugs were and she took such offense she hung up on me. I made her angry when I said that she didn't even know if they were for me or my wife.

Lol, I really doubt we're getting these butt plugs back (two for wife, one for me).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867185)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: vibrant messiness

Describe how you use the buttplugs. What did your wife say? Do you think mommy is plugging right now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867221)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:11 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

No, I think my mom threw them away. We use them usually when we are engaged in some bdsm and playing with each other. Wife and I both like to be tied up and used by the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867231)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:17 PM
Author: vibrant messiness

Do you use the plug on yourself? What's your wifes opinion of your mother playing with your assplugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867289)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

She was like, "wtf, those are ours she needs to bring them back."

I'm pretty much ready to let those plugs walk. We use plugs on everyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867301)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:28 PM
Author: vibrant messiness

Describe "everyone." Has your mother confiscated other items?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867380)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

She took:

-three butt plugs

-bondage tape

-nipple clamps

-ball gag

She left:

-rope

-two vibrators

-blindfold

Wife and I have other sexual partners and both love anal penetration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867419)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:36 PM
Author: vibrant messiness

What does your wife look like? ARe you a cuck? Does she take the BBC?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867454)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:37 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

6.5 face, 9.5 body. No. Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867458)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: vibrant messiness

Did you introduce her to your sickness or was she already a deviant. Does she STILL take that BBC? Also, what's her race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867520)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

She has an extremely healthy sex life. Sometimes. American.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867537)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:44 PM
Author: drab partner

i dont want to nitpick here but two of these answers do not seem to be in order

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867536)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

She takes the BBC when she wants but I'm not a cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867542)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: drab partner

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867545)



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Date: August 11th, 2021 4:54 AM
Author: crystalline weed whacker fat ankles

but you do have the herp because she takes the BBC, correct?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#42929291)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:05 AM
Author: Emerald mischievous shrine

seriously LOLing at your mom's tacit acceptance of light bondage in this poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23869434)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: fear-inspiring whorehouse



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Date: November 7th, 2018 9:55 PM
Author: lascivious iridescent immigrant forum



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,..,.,.,::,......;,..,:.:.,:.::,.




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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: narrow-minded principal's office gay wizard

(millenial problems)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867194)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Emerald mischievous shrine



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:33 AM
Author: Balding Concupiscible Sandwich



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: appetizing grizzly idiot



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:07 PM
Author: flatulent spot

Holy shit not flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867198)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:09 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

Lol, no. She stole my sex toys and won't engage on the issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867211)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Free-loading Stag Film

180000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867237)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:13 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

She left the vibrators, which is bullshit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867246)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:18 PM
Author: Beta Titillating Set Half-breed

what is a butt plug

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867299)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: rambunctious center

Ask her how she knew what they were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867309)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:21 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

She refuses to acknowledge what they are. She just took them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867317)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: rambunctious center

DESCRIBE how you confronted her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867386)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

I called her and said, "Mom, did you take some of our sex toys" and she was like wtf and I was like where are our butt plugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867430)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: rambunctious center

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867448)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: vibrant messiness

What did she say back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867449)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:38 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

She said that they were inappropriate and I said you don't even know who they are for and she hung up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867470)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: vibrant messiness

Has she taken stuff before? Did she ever catch you jacking your pissworm as a kid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867527)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:45 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

No. My dad did once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867544)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:53 PM
Author: vibrant messiness

EXPLAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867640)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:58 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

I locked my door and was jerking off and my dad knocked and he was like, "Are you doing something you shouldn't be doing" and I was like, "No, I'm just masturbating" and he was like "Open the door" and I was like "Are you sure" and he was like "Yeah" so I put my pants on and opened the door and was like "What" and he looked at me and was like, "What are you doing?" and I was like "Chilling out and masturbating" and he left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867718)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:03 PM
Author: vibrant messiness

Why is your family obsessed with what you do with your pissworm? What is one fetish you haven't participated in. Did your father ever diddle you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867767)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Low-t Razzmatazz School



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: trip pisswyrm



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: fear-inspiring whorehouse

crying laughing at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#37304247)



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: carnelian locale



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: metal digit ratio

criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#26078314)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: diverse business firm

Did you take out your ear lobe rings and tear down your HOPE poster in protest you degenerate little shitmillenial?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867394)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:32 PM
Author: rambunctious center

Tell her that if you can't trust her to not go through your shit and steal your butt plugs then how could you ever possibly trust her to watch her future grandchildren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867420)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

180 will do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867432)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:02 PM
Author: Duck-like Bull Headed Space



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: Well-lubricated frozen lodge knife



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:20 PM
Author: Emerald mischievous shrine



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:15 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse



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Date: August 30th, 2018 1:50 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

She’s watching the grandkids now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#36716006)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:13 PM
Author: Irradiated parlour indirect expression



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:34 PM
Author: Electric hell legal warrant

shes probably nervously drinking wine, crossarmed, staring at them from across the room trying to work up the courage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867435)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:17 AM
Author: Henna institution



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Date: August 21st, 2013 1:55 PM
Author: Crusty mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23902883)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:25 PM
Author: chocolate thriller sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#26243334)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: aromatic site doctorate

180 thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867499)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: plum haunting goyim mental disorder

probably best thread title of the year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867683)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:57 PM
Author: Black sickened electric furnace

180 idea, 160 execution on the flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867707)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:59 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

Fuck you, not flame bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867723)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:18 PM
Author: Black sickened electric furnace

ok, describe why your mom has access to your sex toy collection?

describe your current lifestyle? (assuming you are not a Treeman pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867950)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:15 AM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

She was pet sitting. Bigloler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#26078247)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:51 PM
Author: nubile blue mediation

Some great reasons to never have kids itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867615)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 10:55 PM
Author: plum haunting goyim mental disorder

why did EPAH go pumo doe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867673)



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Date: August 18th, 2013 11:01 PM
Author: drab partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23867750)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 1:20 AM
Author: vigorous salmon brethren hall

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23868899)



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Date: August 19th, 2013 8:37 PM
Author: Henna institution

Steal them back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#23877794)



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Date: October 22nd, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: rambunctious center

UPDATE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#24284373)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:11 AM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

We got new butt plugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#26078236)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: metal digit ratio

pics? did you spring for an Earl this time? (the Cadillac of gentlemen's plugs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#26078311)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:33 AM
Author: Emerald mischievous shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#26057177)



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Date: August 4th, 2014 3:34 AM
Author: orange private investor ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#26057183)



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Date: August 7th, 2014 1:19 AM
Author: orange private investor ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#26078273)



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Date: August 30th, 2014 3:38 AM
Author: Emerald mischievous shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#26235282)



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Date: August 31st, 2014 6:19 PM
Author: chocolate thriller sanctuary

WHAT THE FUCK



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#26243306)



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Date: February 28th, 2015 3:24 AM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

I like that THIS thread bothers you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#27404806)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Free-loading Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#26695456)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Balding Concupiscible Sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#26695495)



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Date: December 4th, 2014 10:22 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#26859803)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:21 PM
Author: twinkling national

Jesus Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608159)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:23 PM
Author: Azure Crackhouse Yarmulke

any tips on how i can get my gf to be a sexual deviant with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608172)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

Be honest. You'd be surprised. Ask her for her darkest fantasies and no matter what be way into it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608175)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: Azure Crackhouse Yarmulke

ive broached the topic. i basically tell her that i wanna try everything with her. i think she thinks that means like costumes. i dont think she could even comprehend the fact that i like being penetrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608189)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

Make up some story about how you discovered it as a teenager by accident, but it will make you so hot if she fingers your ass and just make sure you're super clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608198)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: Azure Crackhouse Yarmulke

i dunno its more than just getting fingered its more about being someones little bitch. not sure she could deliver :( should i just buy her a strap on for her birthday?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608252)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:46 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

Show her the porn you like and give her some choice Dan Savage columns about sissycucks like yourself and the importance of being good giving and game.

Honestly, if that's your thing it's better to find a chick into it than wife someone who is not. The key is to bring it up by the second or third date.

Seriously though most chicks I've dated (alt) are WAY into penetrating their men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608261)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Azure Crackhouse Yarmulke

ive told her to read savage repeatedly she says she will but doesnt. i dunno man i really do love her. dont wanna give it all up for some fleeting orgasms...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608269)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Charismatic Potus Bawdyhouse

Liking someone is the worst, it makes it impossible to make rational decisions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608371)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: Azure Crackhouse Yarmulke

not to mention at this point ive consumed the best years of her life. to cut her loose wuld just be fucking dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608376)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:49 PM
Author: Azure Crackhouse Yarmulke

where do u meet alt girls? like fetlife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608273)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

I've been out of the game for a while, but OKCupid and punk rock shows are good starts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608361)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Azure Crackhouse Yarmulke

cr

congrats on getting to watch other dudes fuck ur wife. sounds so hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608373)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Charismatic Potus Bawdyhouse

ATD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608205)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

Nah, I wifed.

Oh, you mean my mom? Gonna pass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608207)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: jade motley church skinny woman

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608227)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:03 PM
Author: offensive jewess deer antler

you on fetlife bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608336)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608362)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Azure Crackhouse Yarmulke

as a couple or individually? are u allowed to play by urself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608393)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:18 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

You have to be individuals on Fetlife and she's not on there.

We do same room only. More my rule than hers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608408)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Azure Crackhouse Yarmulke

ugh dude ur living the life

condoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608417)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608928)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:49 PM
Author: Azure Crackhouse Yarmulke

do u nut in the other girls or pull out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28609981)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 2:55 PM
Author: Beta Titillating Set Half-breed

jelly as fuck

my GF wont let me put anything in her butt :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608935)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

I woke up this morning and licked the shit out of her asshole for about 10 minutes and fingered it while she fingered my taint. Then I made pancakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608983)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Beta Titillating Set Half-breed

yolo bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608995)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: zippy chapel turdskin

My mom took one of my vibrators :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608989)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

why just one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28608993)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: zippy chapel turdskin

She found one in my bed. The rest were in a box which I don't think she found. I don't have the courage to ask about it though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28609018)



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Date: August 23rd, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: Azure Crackhouse Yarmulke

hot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#28609712)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:37 PM
Author: 180 antidepressant drug market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#36142752)



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Date: May 28th, 2018 11:58 PM
Author: Big deep juggernaut ratface

what the fuck is going on in here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#36142848)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:18 AM
Author: Arousing Navy School Cafeteria New Version

yeah gonna need an update op

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#36142930)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:41 AM
Author: Stirring roast beef base



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Date: November 7th, 2018 8:20 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse

We had to buy new ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#37184911)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:18 AM
Author: Soul-stirring preventive strike



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: valar vettiri morghulis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#50002872)



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Date: May 29th, 2018 12:52 AM
Author: Scarlet talented headpube kitty

this thread is crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#36143038)



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Date: November 7th, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Slippery Public Bath

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#37186435)



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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: bateful stead

732469823764 CLASSIC Halford enHANced interroGAtion itt, also we need mystery ape lover to EXPAND on her story

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Lime Exhilarant Liquid Oxygen

180 thread

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Date: November 26th, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: fear-inspiring whorehouse



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Date: December 7th, 2019 2:49 PM
Author: Vermilion halford internal respiration



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:05 AM
Author: Stirring roast beef base



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:14 AM
Author: Silver apoplectic cumskin pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#40213387)



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Date: May 15th, 2020 9:20 AM
Author: metal digit ratio

i've always absolutely loved this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2339812&forum_id=2],#40213406)



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Date: August 5th, 2025 2:06 PM
Author: Flickering Meetinghouse



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Date: August 11th, 2021 3:24 AM
Author: 180 antidepressant drug market



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Date: July 15th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: Jesus Christ I'm online again

180 thread

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