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SP here! I am at bar at Great Wolf Lodge.

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a...
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/09/24
People's exhibit A: "Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM ...
Buck-toothed Preventive Strike Wrinkle
  04/09/24
Sounds like some Epstein shit
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jet corner
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*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*
Hot costumed dopamine
  02/11/25
Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?
180 sticky crackhouse legend
  04/09/24
I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but i...
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/09/24
Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?
180 sticky crackhouse legend
  04/09/24
No school tomorrow Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/09/24
Stop lying.
180 sticky crackhouse legend
  04/09/24
I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They ...
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/09/24
Even if that is true you should still be working at your law...
180 sticky crackhouse legend
  04/09/24
Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving t...
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/09/24
I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacation...
180 sticky crackhouse legend
  04/09/24
I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn&rs...
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/09/24
Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this...
Floppy blathering den main people
  04/09/24
Pedophile
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/09/24
Face time little nigga 👏
180 sticky crackhouse legend
  04/09/24
spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having t...
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  04/10/24
I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids ...
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  04/09/24
Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.
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  04/09/24
i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report car...
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  04/10/24
Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room....
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/09/24
To be fair, Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflata...
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Odious effete cruise ship
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It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house...
alcoholic dysfunction
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To be fair, Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep ...
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  04/09/24
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Spectacular market digit ratio
  04/11/24
Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?
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  04/09/24
Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get ...
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/09/24
I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'...
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  04/09/24
See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.
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To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bear...
mentally impaired racy abode
  04/09/24
Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife ...
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/09/24
They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to...
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you ...
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  04/09/24
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Ruby National
  04/09/24
How’s the spaghetti
Floppy blathering den main people
  04/09/24
? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my h...
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/09/24
The bar spaghetti
Floppy blathering den main people
  04/09/24
Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/09/24
?
Floppy blathering den main people
  04/09/24
Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids ...
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/09/24
To be fair, SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.....
copper out-of-control forum mental disorder
  04/09/24
Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties d...
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Beast mode thread Let the haters seethe
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Please don't molest any of those kids
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  04/09/24
You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of...
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  04/09/24
It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you ...
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  04/09/24
…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of ...
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Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbag...
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You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that&rsq...
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I suggested you don't commit a crime. You falsely accused...
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  04/09/24
TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a cr...
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  04/10/24
lol why do you think he's there?
Buck-toothed Preventive Strike Wrinkle
  04/09/24
Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel...
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/09/24
So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have p...
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  04/09/24
Pedophile.
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/09/24
Yes you are
Buck-toothed Preventive Strike Wrinkle
  04/09/24
Pedophile
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dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ st...
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"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn
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  04/10/24
The view of what, exactly?
mentally impaired racy abode
  04/10/24
Thats not me
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/10/24
What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night...
180 sticky crackhouse legend
  04/10/24
A very dumb one
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Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep...
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  04/10/24
The view. Lol.
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  04/10/24
Spaceporn? Your response?
gay sanctuary gaping
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I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thou...
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/10/24
You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass
gay sanctuary gaping
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I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/10/24
He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his s...
180 sticky crackhouse legend
  04/11/24
You’re a sick pedo
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  04/11/24
I really like it here.
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  04/10/24
Check yr throwaway
bearded school cafeteria
  04/10/24
I don't see anything.
lilac masturbator church building
  04/10/24
What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?
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sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Amer...
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I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one ...
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you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must...
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Disturbing citrine rigpig
  04/10/24
I refuse to believe this is the real SP
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  04/11/24
Lol why? It fits his MO to a T
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I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t beli...
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he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit li...
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It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases me...
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this is a good example of what i said. you are well awar...
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  04/11/24
Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to e...
alcoholic dysfunction
  04/11/24
cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease"...
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There are rules here? If those rules are kept
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CR For example the original Halford pedo threading start...
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What’s up with the outting
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What’s with the outting
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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569256)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Preventive Strike Wrinkle

People's exhibit A:

"Date: April 9th, 2024 8:43 PM

Author: ;:;:::;:;:

My kid is having a party and invited 8 other kids to share a suite tonight. I am chaperoning from now until 7 am. They are really rowdy and jumping around and punching each other. My kid wants more boxing lessons as a present. Fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2#47569256)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569759)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: Bateful chartreuse halford gunner

Sounds like some Epstein shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569767)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: slippery turquoise house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#48026456)



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: jet corner



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Hot costumed dopamine

*p diddy reading this and then vomiting*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#48645797)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:45 PM
Author: 180 sticky crackhouse legend

Don't you ever work, you piece of shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569262)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

I didn’t say I’m crazy about the situation but it didn’t seem fair to make wife do the whole damn thing. I don’t care. I don’t have to do anything. I just have to stay here and make sure no one dies overnight. They are all goofy 13 year old boys so they will punch each other and see who cries and try to light farts and play crap hip hop etc I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569285)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: 180 sticky crackhouse legend

Overnight? It is a school/work night. What is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569402)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

No school tomorrow

Hence great wolf lodge weekday rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569404)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: 180 sticky crackhouse legend

Stop lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569418)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

I dunno man they don’t have school on Wednesday. They have all these days off in the Middle of the week and what not. I can’t keep track but wife does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569424)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:09 PM
Author: 180 sticky crackhouse legend

Even if that is true you should still be working at your law firm. I would kick you out of the partnership if I was your partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569447)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

Bro. I’m getting up at the crack of dawn and driving to the office from out of town. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569452)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:24 PM
Author: 180 sticky crackhouse legend

I get to the office at 6 am every day. I don't take vacations. I work weekends. What's your excuse?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569484)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:42 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

I go full on gearing up for jury trials. My next one isn’t until mid summer. I work plenty of weekends. I don’t go to church w family on Sundays because I go to the office instead. I used to work thru holidays in my 30s and 40s but not so much any more.

I have a mediation on Friday. There’s a quarter million in coverage. I’ll make my nut. Relax.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569542)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Floppy blathering den main people

Heheh little fucker is going to help daddy make his nut this month 🤡

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569764)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:18 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

Pedophile

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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:35 PM
Author: 180 sticky crackhouse legend

Face time little nigga 👏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569791)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:52 AM
Author: Swashbuckling flatulent plaza

spaceporn manages to practice law competently while having time for his family. you spin your wheels endlessly, churn out embarrassing drek despite putting so much time in, and don't have a family. yet you think this endlessly sisyphusian nightmare where you try to be a real lawyer is some sort of "pwn"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47570207)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: Disturbing citrine rigpig

I live two hours away from sp in another state, but my kids have no school tomorrow as well. I’m not sure why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569445)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:32 PM
Author: carnelian toaster

Apparently, it's some kind of Muslim Eid holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569784)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Disturbing citrine rigpig

i found out schools are closed in my county bc of report cards or some shit. they probably made sure it lined up with the muslim holiday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47571049)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

Pulled inflatable mattress out on the balcony of hotel room. W this and a sleeping bag and my sweater I should be fine to sleep out here while the kids are screaming at each other all night and practicing their uppercuts on each other and calling each other gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569276)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 8:57 PM
Author: copper out-of-control forum mental disorder

To be fair,

Oh look, SP poasting about his filthy inflatable mattress and his plans to keep a bunch of kids up and screaming in his house all night, wow I've never seen this side of SP before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569280)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:00 PM
Author: Odious effete cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569287)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:01 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

It’s at a hotel room at great wolf lodge. Not my house. I don’t want 9 kids at my house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569290)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:31 PM
Author: copper out-of-control forum mental disorder

To be fair,

Yeah that's probably a very smart move, keep all of that out of your house. Hotel room is neutral, much less to clean up and hide afterwards. Good thinking, SP. Anyway, enjoy your night with all of those little kids and the air mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569355)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: mentally impaired racy abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569406)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Spectacular market digit ratio



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: pungent idiotic goal in life box office

Why do you always have to get drunk at family outings?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569359)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

Why do you have to be a little bitch to me whenever you get a free shot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569399)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: pungent idiotic goal in life box office

I'm happy to be the target of your drunk aggression if that'll spare your innocent family and allow them to enjoy a vacation for once.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569451)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

See. Fuck you. Your style is the worst out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569459)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:59 PM
Author: Sadistic primrose center



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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:29 AM
Author: Spectacular market digit ratio



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: Trip affirmative action



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: mentally impaired racy abode

To be fair to SP that’s the only way to make them bearable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569408)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

Nah it’s more like I dont have todo much because wife does it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569419)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:35 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

They are all doing “jujitsu moves” and trying to flip each other over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569381)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:38 PM
Author: copper out-of-control forum mental disorder

To be fair,

SP: "Hey Timmy come here, I'll show you how to flip Tommy over... ;)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569385)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Ruby National



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: Floppy blathering den main people

How’s the spaghetti

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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

? We just had cake. One kid asked my son “where my hug at?” It was funny. All these kids try to talk like black gangsters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569411)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:55 PM
Author: Floppy blathering den main people

The bar spaghetti

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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

Okay buddy. I can see you’ve got a touch of the A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569415)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 9:59 PM
Author: Floppy blathering den main people

?

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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:01 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

Would you come into someone’s hotel room where a kids party is going on and everyone is having cake and walk up to the adult in the room and say “ hey remember that time people on the internet kept Calling you a pedophile and it was obviously getting under your skin? Haha That was funny wasn’t it you sure you aren’t a pedo?“ If the answer is yes you’ve got a touch of the A. Because that’s what you are doing itt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569432)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: copper out-of-control forum mental disorder

To be fair,

SP to the kids in his hotel room: "Hey.... so uh, can I have a lil touch of that 'a'....?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569439)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:07 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

Do we need to talk about your kid’s birthday parties dude. Because we are heading there w your talk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569444)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: copper out-of-control forum mental disorder

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:03 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Trip affirmative action

Beast mode thread

Let the haters seethe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569462)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction



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Date: April 9th, 2024 10:19 PM
Author: Disturbing citrine rigpig



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: cruel-hearted field depressive



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: sable laughsome partner



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Talented nighttime gas station chad



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Date: February 19th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: sable laughsome partner



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: thriller seedy incel marketing idea

Please don't molest any of those kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569736)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:03 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

You know that stuff is defamatory Kenny(?). A cutesy turn of the phrase doesn’t render it otherwise at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569738)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:07 PM
Author: thriller seedy incel marketing idea

It's just a suggestion. I don't think I've ever accused you of anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569743)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:12 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

…why are you even a lawyer? The worst WORST kind of lawyer is the kind that’s just dumb. They clog everything up and they are belligerent and spiteful and petty and impossible assholes on every level They don’t know the law and they use poor judgment and tangle everything up unnecessarily for years because they are just too dumb to get it. Lawyers like this are a plague on the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569749)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:14 PM
Author: thriller seedy incel marketing idea

Who said I'm a lawyer? I'm not a lawyer. Lawyers are scumbags.

You just defamed me by calling me a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569754)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:16 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

You are acting like the most scumbag type of lawyer that’s why.

Your “suggestion” is probably defamatory in context. My thought is that you don’t understand that this is the case and you think framing a defamatory accusation as a “suggestion” somehow prevents a tortious event from occurring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569763)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: thriller seedy incel marketing idea

I suggested you don't commit a crime.

You falsely accused me of engaging in a disgusting "profession".

You're the one on shaky legal ground here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569777)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Disturbing citrine rigpig

It’s bizarre that he takes this retarded chatblog so seriously

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569823)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:26 AM
Author: Cream Appetizing Organic Girlfriend

TIL it's defamatory to suggest that somebody NOT commit a crime.

spaceporn, I would suggest that you don't plan your bank deposits such that they don't hit the $10,000 reporting requirement, because that's a crime called structuring. But I WON'T suggest that because it would be defamatory to do so.

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569879)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:17 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Preventive Strike Wrinkle

lol why do you think he's there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569766)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:20 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

Why do you think I am sleeping on an air mattress on a hotel porch on a Tuesday night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569770)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: Bateful chartreuse halford gunner

So you can peer into the window and watch little boys have pillow fights as you furiously jack your clitdick, you already explained/admitted it ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569774)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

Pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569776)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:25 PM
Author: Buck-toothed Preventive Strike Wrinkle

Yes you are

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569778)



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Date: April 9th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

Pedophile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569780)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:49 AM
Author: passionate hominid

dear God now he’s straight up boasting about it, OJ style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47569918)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 6:01 AM
Author: rose bawdyhouse factory reset button

"IF I Squanched It" by Bozo D. Spaceporn

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Date: April 11th, 2024 8:59 AM
Author: Maniacal Knife



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: passionate hominid



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Date: February 20th, 2025 6:02 AM
Author: jet corner



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Date: April 10th, 2024 5:33 AM
Author: vigorous party of the first part

Capturing some nice photos with my fancy long camera. The view is incredible at night!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47570101)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: mentally impaired racy abode

The view of what, exactly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47570235)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

Thats not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47570634)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:11 AM
Author: 180 sticky crackhouse legend

What kind of parent gives their kid to spaceporn for a night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47570476)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 7:49 PM
Author: marvelous chrome half-breed lettuce

A very dumb one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47572104)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: gay sanctuary gaping

Why wouldn't you just get an adjoining room instead of sleep on an air mattress on the balcony?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47570517)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: bearded school cafeteria

The view. Lol.

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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:17 AM
Author: gay sanctuary gaping

Spaceporn? Your response?

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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:46 AM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

I didnt do the booking. And in agreeing to chaperone I thought there would be a little area set aside w bed and separate walled in partition consistent with the last time we stayed there years ago. When I arrived and saw the suite I realized that was not the case.

While there were several beds contained in the suite, they would all be occupied by the kids once they settled down and eventually went to sleep. I complained to my wife that there was no room for me to sleep and she said I could probably get another room for the night. A room there runs like $400. We'd already hit $1K budget on the party and I'm a cheapskate. I decided not to spend the extra money after I saw that I could move our inflatable mattress out on the balcony and just stay there for the night with a sleeping bag, more or less consistent in most respects with my original plan. Separate, but not absent.

Does that silly detailed response help? Don't irritate me today--I'm not in the mood for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47570628)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: gay sanctuary gaping

You are irritated because you didn't get any sleep dumbass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47570636)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

I thought I slept okay out there but I don't know.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: 180 sticky crackhouse legend

He is depriving himself of good sleep and giving up on his successful attorney career. You are in a bad place spaceporn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47572851)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 AM
Author: Provocative Travel Guidebook Roast Beef

You’re a sick pedo

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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:22 AM
Author: lilac masturbator church building

I really like it here.

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Date: April 10th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: bearded school cafeteria

Check yr throwaway

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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: lilac masturbator church building

I don't see anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47570754)



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:32 PM
Author: bearded school cafeteria

What is it again? Chilmata@gmail?

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Date: April 10th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: shimmering nofapping property

sounds fun. the Dells is one of the last slices of pure Americana

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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: rambunctious lay stain

it has to be the one in virginia. he would probably get arrested driving 8 kids all the way to wisconsin

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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:54 PM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

I once drove four kids three hours to Summer camp and one of them opened the car door on the highway and barfed up hot dogs he had eaten when we stopped at 7 11 an hour into the trip. I had told him not to eat so many of them but he didn’t listen. So then he did a car barf.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 1:58 AM
Author: lilac masturbator church building



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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: clear flirting location national security agency

you and 9 boys in a hotel room with one bed. oh no that must have been terrible for you

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Date: April 10th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Disturbing citrine rigpig



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: Bright contagious round eye native

I refuse to believe this is the real SP

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Date: April 11th, 2024 4:42 AM
Author: bearded school cafeteria

Lol why? It fits his MO to a T

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Date: April 11th, 2024 9:59 AM
Author: Bright contagious round eye native

I know it’s just so on the nose and I can’t believe he would be so retarded as to share this on Xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47573475)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:00 AM
Author: Irradiated claret hell prole

Even if this and the bar spaghetti incident et al. are “flame” or whatever, the person behind it is a sick fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47573477)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Disturbing citrine rigpig

he has an established history of poasting incendiary shit like this and then playing dumb after people start calling him a pedo in response.

he does this to wind people up, but tries to deny that that's what he's doing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47573611)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:38 AM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

It’s only incendiary if you are sick w sex diseases mental or physical Is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47573620)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Disturbing citrine rigpig

this is a good example of what i said.

you are well aware of the "running joke" about you and pedophilia, and you are equally aware that poasting about a kid "throwing up hotdogs," being in a hotel room with a bunch of adolescents engaging in horseplay (no horns), "getting 'cheese pizza' for the kids" etc. is inviting a shitload of poasts and negative attention, which is exactly what you got ITT.

stop denying it, and just own it. if you leaned into the joke, the people here who think that you are actually a pedo (i don't think most people believe it, but some do) would probably come to the conclusion that you're just trying to wind people up.

but instead you say things that you know will cause a thread to turn out like this one did, and then you complain and whine about people mocking, defaming, and, at times, threatening you. makes no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47573669)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:58 AM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

Nothing wrong with anything I posted Don’t try to excuse your mental sex diseases and their consequences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47573688)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Disturbing citrine rigpig

cr, nearly everyone here has a "mental sex disease" and that's the reason for all the accusations, etc. and yet you still poast here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47573693)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

There are rules here? If those rules are kept

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47573706)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Curious old irish cottage

CR

For example the original Halford pedo threading started out as anti-Halford to a degree but he leaned into the joke and it became a fun bit of his character

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47573988)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Bright contagious round eye native

Right I just don’t understand why he encourages the discussion about his pedophilia but then will have a month long meltdown about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47574747)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 5:48 AM
Author: Odious effete cruise ship

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

What’s up with the outting

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: Cream Appetizing Organic Girlfriend

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:40 AM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

What’s with the outting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47573627)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:43 AM
Author: Cream Appetizing Organic Girlfriend

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:44 AM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

Why are you outting. There is one rule. Kallmanelli just got suspended for this shit. Do you want to get suspended also? Stop outting, shithead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47573641)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 10:57 AM
Author: Cream Appetizing Organic Girlfriend

??????? Non-responsive. Anybody could have any surname, so merely saying a word can't be outing otherwise we couldn't say anything. Unless somebody admits to having the surname in question, then it remains a valid thing to say. You're really not getting this. Like watch this: "Brown." Oh, wow, is that outing? Only if somebody admits to having the surname Brown.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Odious effete cruise ship

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:03 AM
Author: alcoholic dysfunction

That’s twice now I’ve asked this moniker to stop outting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47573712)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Disturbing citrine rigpig

yes, it's been established that someone being outed doesn't mean that future outings are permissible.

this violates the ONE RULE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5515495&forum_id=2],#47573731)



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Date: April 11th, 2024 11:02 AM
Author: Odious effete cruise ship

Focus on what's important: how many underwear trophies did you nab?

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Date: April 11th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: Curious old irish cottage

Wow

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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:01 AM
Author: Disturbing citrine rigpig

serious question did you give the kids "jesus juice"?

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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:21 AM
Author: Disturbing citrine rigpig



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Date: April 12th, 2024 8:18 AM
Author: Swashbuckling flatulent plaza

i'm getting great wolf lodge youtube ads now ffs

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Date: August 30th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Cream Appetizing Organic Girlfriend



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: tantric bistre voyeur



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Disturbing citrine rigpig

hey bros! here at great wolf lodge feeding my special little guy and his male friends some "jesus juice." they're getting sleepy!

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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: histrionic slap-happy theater therapy



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Date: February 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: glittery spot cuckoldry

wow

lmfao how did i miss this

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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Violent chestnut fanboi space



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Date: February 19th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Talking Rigor Associate

Took my kids there - thank god no clown haired squanchers cited

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Date: August 16th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Dave Prole



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