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Just settled a 6 figure slip and trip case. Taking ?'s

Client slipped on some fruit dropped on the ground in a groc...
Provocative rehab
  12/15/25
great work. i’ll be sure to think of you the next time...
Exhilarant crusty deer antler
  12/15/25
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thriller stead
  12/15/25
Sure, blame the injured poor person. Not the greedy corpo...
Provocative rehab
  12/15/25
lol just lol.
Exhilarant crusty deer antler
  12/15/25
so was there some deficiency in the cleaning that led to you...
Orchid federal space
  12/15/25
If it's such a "known hazard", then why didn't the...
Provocative rehab
  12/15/25
? no store can keep the floor spotless. and any customer wa...
Orchid federal space
  12/15/25
That's not what the law says. It clearly says if you hav...
Provocative rehab
  12/15/25
so then why don't stores just write policies that say we'll ...
Orchid federal space
  12/15/25
They do. But their dumbass employees never follow the da...
Provocative rehab
  12/15/25
Ty, that's interesting I guess. Not sure why your client sh...
Orchid federal space
  12/15/25
Because the insurance adjuster knew that if I got in front o...
Provocative rehab
  12/15/25
because this has nothing to do with the law or morality but ...
Exhilarant crusty deer antler
  12/15/25
"who simply pass on the costs to regular productive cit...
Provocative rehab
  12/15/25
a) there is no “hazard.” tell your fucking bozo ...
Exhilarant crusty deer antler
  12/15/25
You're supposed to wear boots, not deep-throat them you dumb...
Provocative rehab
  12/16/25
i explained why they settle in my initial poast, but your po...
Exhilarant crusty deer antler
  12/16/25
What a great business model! "Let's just pay a six f...
Provocative rehab
  12/16/25
if this is a representative display of your logical reasonin...
Exhilarant crusty deer antler
  12/16/25
>”6 figure” >$110K
charcoal pea-brained regret spot
  12/15/25
1-0-0-0-0-0 Do you see 5 or 6 digits in that number?
Provocative rehab
  12/15/25
Oh so it was actually 100K not 110k?
charcoal pea-brained regret spot
  12/15/25
You're asking the wrong question. The RIGHT question is:...
Provocative rehab
  12/15/25
You're a shit bag and should be summarily executed.
Bistre pozpig blood rage
  12/15/25
Execute me inside of the same store. Hopefully someone w...
Provocative rehab
  12/15/25
give us some details about your practice. when you started, ...
Lascivious rigpig ratface
  12/15/25
Opened my own shop shortly before COVID shut down every cour...
Provocative rehab
  12/15/25
You’re clearing a million? What market.. Legit ques...
godawful vivacious pocket flask
  12/15/25
Your personal network is the greatest source of referrals. ...
Provocative rehab
  12/15/25
18000000. Congrats man. I honestly think slip and falls are ...
impressive splenetic private investor national security agency
  12/15/25
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heady vengeful brunch
  12/15/25
...
impressive splenetic private investor national security agency
  12/15/25
They aren't bad at all if you learn how to work them up prop...
Provocative rehab
  12/15/25
...
impressive splenetic private investor national security agency
  12/15/25
...
zombie-like stage
  12/16/25
What are the demographics of your litigious clients?
Bat-shit-crazy mind-boggling office doctorate
  12/15/25
POC. Although, I just settled another premises case last...
Provocative rehab
  12/15/25
do banana peel cases pay more than apple peel cases
salmon vigorous party of the first part area
  12/15/25
Why the fuck would a banana peel be on the floor?
Provocative rehab
  12/15/25
How often do you consider the fact that your existence is a ...
cerebral site
  12/16/25
Considering how much money I put in my clients' pockets. . ....
Provocative rehab
  12/16/25
Good work OP. Specials?
Concupiscible indian lodge laser beams
  12/16/25
Yes please tell us the specials. Congrats on the settlement ...
Irradiated Abode Corn Cake
  12/16/25
Injury to her middle, and lower back. Several rounds of ...
Provocative rehab
  12/16/25
How’s the venue? Solid result either way, just wonderi...
Irradiated Abode Corn Cake
  12/16/25
Venue is Blue-ish. 10 years ago, it was solidly Red, but ...
Provocative rehab
  12/16/25
How is fruit not open and obvious? Was it invisible fruit?
elite place of business chapel
  12/16/25
It's open and obvious if you can prove that it ws not on the...
Provocative rehab
  12/16/25
180
impressive splenetic private investor national security agency
  12/17/25
I can't tell whether PI lawyers are 100% evil shitbags who a...
Bistre pozpig blood rage
  12/16/25
Keep licking those boots, faggot
Provocative rehab
  12/16/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

Client slipped on some fruit dropped on the ground in a grocery store.

Fell and busted her ass.

Case settled for little over $110k.

Case resolved after taking just my client's deposition. No MSJ's.

Probably one of my easier cases to resolve.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512268)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant crusty deer antler

great work. i’ll be sure to think of you the next time i buy a $9 gallon of milk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512278)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: thriller stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512280)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

Sure, blame the injured poor person.

Not the greedy corporate overlords that decide to fuck over other customers rather than reduce their profit margins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512283)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant crusty deer antler

lol just lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512310)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Orchid federal space

so was there some deficiency in the cleaning that led to your client to slip on the fruit? it's sort of a known hazard in the grocery store

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512775)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

If it's such a "known hazard", then why didn't the store do a better job of keeping it from happening?

Who is in a stronger position to prevent such a "known hazard" from happening? My client or the owner of the property who has a written policy THAT EXPLICITLY SAYS TO CHECK THE FLOORS FOR DROPPED FOOD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512790)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Orchid federal space

? no store can keep the floor spotless. and any customer walking around a display of apples and bananas should consider the possibility that one would've fallen onto the floor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512796)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

That's not what the law says.

It clearly says if you have a cleaning/safety policy and your employees fail to follow that policy then, DING-FAG, you're liable for any injuries that occur.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512801)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Orchid federal space

so then why don't stores just write policies that say we'll pick up every once in a while, and try to keep it clean, but hey nobody is perfect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512805)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

They do.

But their dumbass employees never follow the damn policy.

After I get a copy of the cleaning policy, and then depose their corporate rep, I always discover where the employee fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512809)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Orchid federal space

Ty, that's interesting I guess. Not sure why your client should get $110k out of it though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512811)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

Because the insurance adjuster knew that if I got in front of a jury, they'd end up paying more than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512817)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Exhilarant crusty deer antler

because this has nothing to do with the law or morality but rather leveraging our kafkaesque legal bureaucracy stoked by the resentment of losers like op’s clientele into extracting “just fucking go away” money from risk-averse committee decisionmakers who simply pass on the costs to regular productive citizens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512815)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

"who simply pass on the costs to regular productive citizens"

So the blame should be on the corporate overlords who:

a) created the hazard that injured the customer;

b) forced the injured customer into litigation instead of just paying for her medical treatment;

c) Pass the bullshit costs of litigation onto customers rather than eating the cost for their own fuckup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512827)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant crusty deer antler

a) there is no “hazard.” tell your fucking bozo clients, who are almost certainly career leeches in the first place, not to slip on banana peels like a shitty vaudeville act.

b) i would confidently bet at least that six-figure settlement amount that the “medical” “treatment” your client received was worth less than 50% of the settlement value even after deducting your cut.

c) why would they do that, when every competitor is beholden to the same gunpoint tort bullshit? the shamelessness and/or retardation that enables you to envision yourself as robin hood just because somebody, somewhere (who is at least providing a valuable service) makes more money explains a lot about your renttt-seeking career path.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512865)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:42 AM
Author: Provocative rehab

You're supposed to wear boots, not deep-throat them you dumb faggot.

If my client was such a lying fraud, why did the insurance company roll over and pay?

They're a multi-billion dollar company, surely they could afford to have their CHILL AS FUCK CHAD of a defense lawyer go to trial and mop the floor with my weak case.

It would probably be a lot cheaper than writing a check for 6 figures to an "obvious fraud"

Maybe. . .just maybe, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about and need to suck my dick from the back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512966)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 10:13 AM
Author: Exhilarant crusty deer antler

i explained why they settle in my initial poast, but your point about the id attorneys is helpful. if you were anything other than a nuisance piker, do you think corps would uniformly hire the absolute bottom-of-the-barrel sadsack lawyers to “defend” against your surely devastating legal assault? they’ve already priced it in, with the waste ultimately absorbed by everyone except your worthless clients and scamster colleagues. so congratulations!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49513423)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

What a great business model!

"Let's just pay a six figure settlement IN ADDITION to the $25k we dropped on defense costs against an obviously weak case that we'd surely win at trial!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49513696)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant crusty deer antler

if this is a representative display of your logical reasoning and argumentation abilities, then i can see why you’re so excited about the settlement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49514920)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: charcoal pea-brained regret spot

>”6 figure”

>$110K

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512289)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

1-0-0-0-0-0

Do you see 5 or 6 digits in that number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512294)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:29 PM
Author: charcoal pea-brained regret spot

Oh so it was actually 100K not 110k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512298)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

You're asking the wrong question.

The RIGHT question is:

"How does it feel to know that your children will have a wonderful Christmas because of Daddy's hardwork."

To that, I would answer,

"It feels good, Jerry, it feels real good."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512304)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Bistre pozpig blood rage

You're a shit bag and should be summarily executed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512305)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

Execute me inside of the same store.

Hopefully someone will slip on my blood and they'll be ANOTHER 6-figure hit against their policy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512309)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:32 PM
Author: Lascivious rigpig ratface

give us some details about your practice. when you started, prior experience, employees, income, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512306)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

Opened my own shop shortly before COVID shut down every court.

worked for a small PI bro in a small town for a few years.

4 employees.

income, to quote the poet-laurette Lil'Wayne:

A Milli-A Milli-A Milli-A Milli

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512315)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: godawful vivacious pocket flask

You’re clearing a million? What market..

Legit question. Been thinking of going solo pi work…no access to cases yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512597)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

Your personal network is the greatest source of referrals.

Once you start taking cases, tell EVERYBODY YOU POSSIBLY CAN that you do PI. They will start sending people to you little by little.

Also, start reading books on how to manage a small business. The key to becoming and STAYING profitable is learning how to manage payroll while you're pushing the boulder uphill towards a settlement/verdict.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512773)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: impressive splenetic private investor national security agency

18000000. Congrats man. I honestly think slip and falls are underrated in shitlaw. I’m not above getting completely covered in shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512325)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: heady vengeful brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512635)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: impressive splenetic private investor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512676)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

They aren't bad at all if you learn how to work them up properly.

The key to surviving summary judgment is proving that the employees fucked up by not following the corporate cleaning/safety policy.

You do that, you'll make it past SJ and head to a trial calendar. Once that happens, they'll fold and pay you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512784)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: impressive splenetic private investor national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512871)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: zombie-like stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512956)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy mind-boggling office doctorate

What are the demographics of your litigious clients?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512705)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

POC.

Although, I just settled another premises case last week for $120k. Client was a white woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512799)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: salmon vigorous party of the first part area

do banana peel cases pay more than apple peel cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512710)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

Why the fuck would a banana peel be on the floor?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512806)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: cerebral site

How often do you consider the fact that your existence is a complete waste of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512963)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: Provocative rehab

Considering how much money I put in my clients' pockets. . .not too often.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49512968)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible indian lodge laser beams

Good work OP. Specials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49513322)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:12 AM
Author: Irradiated Abode Corn Cake

Yes please tell us the specials. Congrats on the settlement I hope you get more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49513530)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

Injury to her middle, and lower back.

Several rounds of physical therapy and injections.

No surgical recommendation tho.

Bills were about $40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49513698)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Irradiated Abode Corn Cake

How’s the venue? Solid result either way, just wondering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49515185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

Venue is Blue-ish.

10 years ago, it was solidly Red, but now LIBS have slowly taken over that jurisdiction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49515646)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: elite place of business chapel

How is fruit not open and obvious? Was it invisible fruit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49514940)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

It's open and obvious if you can prove that it ws not on the floor long enough for the store to clean it up.

If store performed floor checks every 15 min, then there is nothing they can do about fruit falling on the ground. No liability.

However, the store was unable to prove when was the last time it had performed a safety floor check, thus there was no way to prove that it was in compliance with its own safety policy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49515648)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: impressive splenetic private investor national security agency

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49516279)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Bistre pozpig blood rage

I can't tell whether PI lawyers are 100% evil shitbags who are 100% aware of the evil they perpetrate, or 99% evil shit ags who manage to delude themselves into thinking they're not 100% evil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49514967)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Provocative rehab

Keep licking those boots, faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810735&forum_id=2],#49515649)