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I'm down -$111,377 but I'm confident I'll MAEK it back...
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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:05 PM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome Dont play arnd with SOXS or SOXL puts lil guys...
I just need like a 200% gain on my SPY puts to recover this shit, have abt 42 days to maek it. I think a 4-5% drop will do it |
Date: April 30th, 2026 5:06 PM Excellent plan. You should keep actively trading until you make back the money you've lost actively trading and after that happens you can consider your options. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855000) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:07 PM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome yep thanks fren, thats exactly what im gonna do! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855005) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:00 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Current NW?
I hit $1.38 million in my brokerage + brokerage checking account today. Some of it is in inaccessible gains in a Roth IRA, but most of the principal is accessible, so I'll just lump it all together
AI was telling me today I should retire when I told it I also have crypto and a 401k. I feel like I need to increase the 1.38 million to 2 million first |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:01 PM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome im down like 20k today :( im prob like 1.307m
i cant believe how retarded i am, i was 1.44m just a month or so ago |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:04 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Yeah, I remember how happy you were about that :(
I would say it's your hobby and to keep having fun, but when you're trading shit that creates real losses instead of holding through paper losses, you can't just have fun
Why not do some shitty remote legal work here and there to get money for gambling on calls and just park your real money in VTI or VOO or SPY or QQQ or whatever you think is best |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome nah its too late, i was dumb not selling SOXS when i was up and then when i was even i shld have just cut losses. i need to learn to take some profits, take some losses instead of going all in or out
doing "work" wont matter worth shit to do what/ make 50k or 100k even? its like 1 month in market
i just need to get back to 1.5m and only keep 500k in stocks and then 1m in non equity and im set
and i had a limit of 3k for options but i broke that big time, its so retarded, i need to make a separate account with just 3k in it |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:11 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Motherfucker, do you have no idea how much you can make on a couple grand in options?
When I went into LUNR a couple years ago (up over 500%), I did stocks because I usually fail to take profits on calls too. But the calls were up like 1,600% in just a couple weeks versus 100% in the stock (this was before the big recent run)
You can have a lot of fun with just a few thousand bucks in calls in several different things |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:20 PM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome yes im retarded, i think main prob is i buy calls when stock has gone down a lot and vice versa. this is actually stupid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855184) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:32 PM Author: Respect your Elders (1799 SOL away from student loan freedom (thanks gator)) what kind of shitty legal work can a licensed but non practicing attorney do? i'm unemployed looking for ways to generate more income. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855217) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:37 PM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome nigga i cld just become active and do what i do before, actually my last year "working" i tried that just took 5-6 cases, it wasnt worth it
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:08 PM Author: Respect your Elders (1799 SOL away from student loan freedom (thanks gator)) How to learn shit employment law. Any tips? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855305) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:09 PM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome work for JP morgan as a turd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855309) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 7:02 PM Author: Gavin Newsom If you're down on a massive up-day like today you should give your password to some Boglehead and tell him to convert it all to VOO then scramble the password (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855278) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:52 PM Author: cucumbers Looks like you followed my advice, which was to continue losing money by shorting the market. Good work! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855118) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:02 PM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome thank, im willing to lose all of this, furk it. on the upside if SPY just crashes 5% i cld actually maek a PROFIT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855136) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 5:59 PM Author: Giant Naked Hitler (hitler did nothing wrong) lmao meanwhile I'm up 40k YTD doing absolutely NOTHING you are a LOSER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855128) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:02 PM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome oh noeesss i was called a LOSER on AUTOADMIT the most PREISTIGOUS board of scholarship, i never wld call myself a LOSER every single second of the day for the last 40+ years! i wld never do that saars (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855137) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:03 PM Author: Giant Naked Hitler (hitler did nothing wrong) Minus 1,000,000,000 izzat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855140) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:08 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface I'm up over 300k YTD (heavily in oil and oil tranny stocks). But lost at least a couple hundred thousand on paper crypto value (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855149) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:14 PM Author: Giant Naked Hitler (hitler did nothing wrong) I'm a prole goy making a mere 150k dont be mean (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855162) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:17 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface Don't worry. You'll maek it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855171) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:30 PM Author: Giant Naked Hitler (hitler did nothing wrong) thanks I think I can eeke out another 50k in commission next year if I just apply myself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855211) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:03 PM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome i forgot that the 111k is what i was down BEFORE i put the money into SPY PUTS
now on those im down an additional 22k |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:09 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) I am still stuck around $2.33m. I did spend over $10k this week (insurance premiums) and that’s a cost that should be prorated out over the coming year. . . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855150) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:13 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface I'm at $2.39 million when I factor everything in. It's genuinely disgusting that we have similar NW (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855160) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:15 PM Author: luke the drifter (definite and ineradicable gauge of its upward moving) Why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855165) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:21 PM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome he prob just thinks u are POWERGOY and shldnt have such a NW, ur phenotype doesnt match ur NW, tbh (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855186) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:22 PM Author: busy beaver over what time period (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855188) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:38 PM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome ljl like 3-4 weeks, as recently as april 7 my NW was above 1.4m
if u want to understand what happened just look at SOXS chart |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:43 PM Author: busy beaver you're an idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855237) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:57 PM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome i prefer the term "retarded" thank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862115&forum_id=2],#49855259) |
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Date: April 30th, 2026 6:58 PM Author: AZNgirl wearing Fishhead to bait JPMorgan Handsome it seems once a year i do something stupid in stocks, this is it
it also shows me i actually have zero worries in life cause until this happened i wasnt worrying abt shit but everyday now for 3-4 weeks ive been cursing myself how stupid i am
now ive just accepted i may lose even more and ill have to just go 90% in equities and try to hoap i make it back (market will then tank 30%) |