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ways in which biglaw is like a war movie

in Blackhawk Down they had to wash their buddies’ brai...
Smoky keepsake machete
  07/15/25
There's no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole or the hand...
slimy aphrodisiac chapel party of the first part
  07/15/25
Of-Counsel: You reading that? That blurry redline? Lance: ...
slimy aphrodisiac chapel party of the first part
  07/15/25
wow
Smoky keepsake machete
  07/15/25
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Drab Trump Supporter
  07/16/25
summer associates are expecting offers as the landing craft ...
Smoky keepsake machete
  07/15/25
all the key roles are played by jews
Self-centered aggressive senate faggotry
  07/15/25
boomers, actually
Smoky keepsake machete
  07/15/25
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be of coun...
swollen center
  07/15/25
wrong thread brother
Smoky keepsake machete
  07/15/25
Boomer partner sliding handwritten, chicken scratch markups ...
slimy aphrodisiac chapel party of the first part
  07/15/25
brings his whole family to the office, becomes a slobbering ...
Smoky keepsake machete
  07/15/25
When the King in Braveheart orders out the archers and the c...
Floppy Transparent Rehab Becky
  07/15/25
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Smoky keepsake machete
  07/15/25
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obsidian legal warrant
  07/15/25
walking to the partners office always felt like Willard goin...
Unhinged Site Ape
  07/15/25
DROP THE BOMB! FIRE THEM ALL!!!
Smoky keepsake machete
  07/15/25
The horror…the horror
violet ceo roommate
  07/15/25
Paths of Glory court martial scene plays out anytime there&r...
Light associate
  07/15/25
...
Smoky keepsake machete
  07/16/25
my biglaw office had a floor that was renowned for a dood br...
trip faggot firefighter
  07/15/25


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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Smoky keepsake machete

in Blackhawk Down they had to wash their buddies’ brains out of the humvees before they “got back out there”

it’s the same when a colleague blows his brains out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103599)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: slimy aphrodisiac chapel party of the first part

There's no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole or the handicap bathroom stall in a Skadden office at 11pm on a Friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103618)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: slimy aphrodisiac chapel party of the first part

Of-Counsel: You reading that? That blurry redline?

Lance: What?

Of-Counsel: Version 15 of the doc, son. Nothing else in the world looks like that. I love the smell of version 15 in the morning. You know, one time we traded sig pages for 12 hours. When it was all over, I read them. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' nit in the doc. The smell, you know that version 15 smell? The whole deal. Smelled like... victory. Someday this deal's gonna close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103630)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Smoky keepsake machete

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103653)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 5:21 AM
Author: Drab Trump Supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49105043)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Smoky keepsake machete

summer associates are expecting offers as the landing craft ramp drops and ITE economy hits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103660)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Self-centered aggressive senate faggotry

all the key roles are played by jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103671)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Smoky keepsake machete

boomers, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103682)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: swollen center

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be of counsel. To me, biglaw was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the cabstand for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double-parked on Columbus Day and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they went to the printer all night, nobody ever called their wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103678)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Smoky keepsake machete

wrong thread brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103707)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: slimy aphrodisiac chapel party of the first part

Boomer partner sliding handwritten, chicken scratch markups to you: "earn this"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103757)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Smoky keepsake machete

brings his whole family to the office, becomes a slobbering mess with tears in his eyes

turns to his mongrels with the living dead associates behind him grinding away making him more rich and says “tell me I’ve lived a good life”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103772)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Floppy Transparent Rehab Becky

When the King in Braveheart orders out the archers and the commander asks, "I beg pardon, sire, but won't we hit our own troops?"

"Yes, but we'll hit theirs as well. We have reinforcements. Attack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103951)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Smoky keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49104031)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: obsidian legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49104442)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Unhinged Site Ape

walking to the partners office always felt like Willard going upriver to meet Kurtz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103963)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Smoky keepsake machete

DROP THE BOMB! FIRE THEM ALL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49104033)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: violet ceo roommate

The horror…the horror

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49104485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Light associate

Paths of Glory court martial scene plays out anytime there’s ITE. Junior associates singing Chumbawumba through tears in the bar after it’s over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49104494)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: Smoky keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49105042)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: trip faggot firefighter

my biglaw office had a floor that was renowned for a dood breaking out a window and jumping out, probably a similar casuality rate to most military units tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49104512)