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Got kicked out of Whole Foods for hitting on a woman, woke bullshit

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. T...
aggressive philosopher-king bawdyhouse
  05/01/26
did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you ...
bronze institution brethren
  05/01/26
Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school
aggressive philosopher-king bawdyhouse
  05/01/26
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flushed bat-shit-crazy doctorate university
  05/01/26
idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like wha...
bronze institution brethren
  05/01/26
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Supple Soggy Water Buffalo
  05/01/26
The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp
Adventurous Honey-headed Set Preventive Strike
  05/01/26
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aggressive philosopher-king bawdyhouse
  05/02/26
"she blushed and said uh maybe another time" ...
Dashing copper den travel guidebook
  05/01/26
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Useless Roommate Partner
  05/02/26
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aggressive philosopher-king bawdyhouse
  05/21/26
Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread
Twinkling dopamine elastic band
  05/01/26
If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her ...
mustard blathering pit
  05/01/26
down her ass crack and smell it after tp
Mischievous old irish cottage
  05/01/26
libs ruined everything Libs surveing smoldering, ruined Am...
Useless Roommate Partner
  05/02/26
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light spectacular corn cake
  05/02/26


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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:00 PM
Author: aggressive philosopher-king bawdyhouse

There grabbing lunch and I see this hot woman in leggings. The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass. So I walk up to her and start a conversation. Things were totally normal. I complimented her on the pants and she was very receptive to that, then I asked if I could run my hand down her ass crack and smell it after and she blushed and said uh maybe another time. So I went to check out, a bald lib man (store manager) rushes me and makes a big show of telling me to leave immediately. He took my photo and said he'd call the police if I ever returned. I gave him my faggy salad and mineral water to put back and went home kinda bemused. Can't do shit anymore as a man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2],#49857538)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:02 PM
Author: bronze institution brethren

did you actually call it her "ass crack" when you were asking her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2],#49857545)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:03 PM
Author: aggressive philosopher-king bawdyhouse

Is there a better term? I didn't go to med school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2],#49857548)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: flushed bat-shit-crazy doctorate university



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: bronze institution brethren

idk but probably not for someone to use in an event like whats described in the op. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2],#49857564)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Supple Soggy Water Buffalo



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Adventurous Honey-headed Set Preventive Strike

The ultra tight ones that look like a nude ass tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2],#49857603)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:46 AM
Author: aggressive philosopher-king bawdyhouse



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Dashing copper den travel guidebook

"she blushed and said uh maybe another time"

since you can't go back to the whole foods you should find her at some other place and ask her there. She's clearly open to the idea. Poast everything you know about her and which Whole Foods this was, your XO bros can help you out with the research

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2],#49857622)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:49 AM
Author: Useless Roommate Partner



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Date: May 21st, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: aggressive philosopher-king bawdyhouse



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Twinkling dopamine elastic band

Can't believe this isn't an EPAH thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2],#49858073)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:10 PM
Author: mustard blathering pit

If this was an EPAH thread he’d poast pictures of her leaving his house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2],#49858308)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: Mischievous old irish cottage

down her ass crack and smell it after tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2],#49858365)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:48 AM
Author: Useless Roommate Partner

libs ruined everything

Libs surveing smoldering, ruined America: "Well, we did it."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2],#49859032)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:53 AM
Author: light spectacular corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5862538&forum_id=2],#49859039)