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Most insane date I’ve ever been on (Hinge/Bumble)

I told this 5’2 chick who was exactly my type I’...
territorial incel
  07/11/25
Did the "date" happen to occur in a Red Lobster?
Glassy boistinker regret
  07/11/25
Red's Lobster 🦞
Khaki crackhouse
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It was a good way to call her bluff that she was really into...
doobsian laser beams
  07/11/25
Those
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Whoa, small world! I watched this go down 🤣 She was s...
Jet Gas Station Pozpig
  07/11/25
You were the waiter?
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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: territorial incel

I told this 5’2 chick who was exactly my type I’m 5’11 (I’m really 5’10). She seemed like “ok cool” so I didn’t expect much when I met her. I get there and she’s glowing when she sees me telling me how happy she is to meet me etc. I’m like wow this is cool. And she’s much hotter in real life and amazing personality.

I tell her at dinner I’m shocked she likes me because I’m short and most girls are obsessed with height. She said she didn’t notice and doesn’t care about height. Said I’m so handsome and have amazing hair and that I’m jacked and shes loves that.

I said wait there’s no way you like me. Women love tall men. There’s no way you’re into me.

Then she said ummm yeah I’m into you I think you’re so handsome.

I paused and ate and a taller guy walked by and I pointed to him and I said, “there! That’s a tall man! That’s the type you should be going for you’re super gorgeous no way should you be on a date with a short man like me!”

Then she got quiet and said “you seem very insecure it sucks because I really like you.” I got quiet too.

Then I took a bite of something and my jaw completely locked. I stood up and tried to speak but I couldn’t move my jaw or my mouth. My eyes bulged from my face. She screamed. Then I started foaming at the mouth.

Finally she got up, without helping me, and said “enough, I had enough I’m leaving this is ridiculous I’m leaving.” And then left. Two guys ran over and brought me to the hospital.

These chicks could literally watch you dying in front of them and they won’t help you if it slightly inconveniences them.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Glassy boistinker regret

Did the "date" happen to occur in a Red Lobster?

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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Khaki crackhouse

Red's Lobster 🦞

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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: doobsian laser beams

It was a good way to call her bluff that she was really into you. If you were Tall, she never would have left your side and would ride the ambulance with you and have to be dragged from your bedside.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: territorial incel

Those

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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Khaki crackhouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: House-broken Twinkling Legend



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: jade home



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: peach spectacular meetinghouse turdskin



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: misunderstood startled bbw stain



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: sickened dashing plaza corn cake



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Spruce aromatic goyim

What a dumb bitch! You lucked out lock jaw tp

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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:46 PM
Author: Jet Gas Station Pozpig

Whoa, small world! I watched this go down 🤣

She was super hot, man, but there's plenty of fish in the sea.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: territorial incel

You were the waiter?

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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: plum theatre

Wow poast moniker synergy

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:00 AM
Author: appetizing frisky area



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