Most insane date I’ve ever been on (Hinge/Bumble)
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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: territorial incel
I told this 5’2 chick who was exactly my type I’m 5’11 (I’m really 5’10). She seemed like “ok cool” so I didn’t expect much when I met her. I get there and she’s glowing when she sees me telling me how happy she is to meet me etc. I’m like wow this is cool. And she’s much hotter in real life and amazing personality.
I tell her at dinner I’m shocked she likes me because I’m short and most girls are obsessed with height. She said she didn’t notice and doesn’t care about height. Said I’m so handsome and have amazing hair and that I’m jacked and shes loves that.
I said wait there’s no way you like me. Women love tall men. There’s no way you’re into me.
Then she said ummm yeah I’m into you I think you’re so handsome.
I paused and ate and a taller guy walked by and I pointed to him and I said, “there! That’s a tall man! That’s the type you should be going for you’re super gorgeous no way should you be on a date with a short man like me!”
Then she got quiet and said “you seem very insecure it sucks because I really like you.” I got quiet too.
Then I took a bite of something and my jaw completely locked. I stood up and tried to speak but I couldn’t move my jaw or my mouth. My eyes bulged from my face. She screamed. Then I started foaming at the mouth.
Finally she got up, without helping me, and said “enough, I had enough I’m leaving this is ridiculous I’m leaving.” And then left. Two guys ran over and brought me to the hospital.
These chicks could literally watch you dying in front of them and they won’t help you if it slightly inconveniences them.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2],#49093821) |
Date: July 11th, 2025 6:46 PM Author: Jet Gas Station Pozpig
Whoa, small world! I watched this go down 🤣
She was super hot, man, but there's plenty of fish in the sea.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749188&forum_id=2],#49094416) |
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