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HYPO: $1M tax free per year but you must never tip again

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed t...
Hideous azn faggot firefighter
  12/08/25
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Hideous azn faggot firefighter
  12/12/25
So just don't go to a restaurant. Done. Can I have the...
azure mewling pocket flask
  12/12/25
Do I get my 15 years of backpay?
Emerald flickering point incel
  12/12/25
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Mahogany Stimulating Field
  12/17/25
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Unholy swashbuckling tanning salon
  12/17/25
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Contagious lemon community account
  12/18/25
easy do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where...
turquoise potus persian
  12/12/25
You don't tip on takeout?
Hideous azn faggot firefighter
  12/17/25
Fuck no People like you that are really into restaurant p...
turquoise potus persian
  12/17/25
everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a res...
Hideous azn faggot firefighter
  12/17/25
Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bart...
Crimson Vigorous Death Wish
  12/17/25
Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, beca...
Hideous azn faggot firefighter
  12/18/25
You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?
Talented saffron regret
  12/17/25
I never earned one.
Hideous azn faggot firefighter
  12/18/25
lol
Godawful charcoal crackhouse telephone
  12/17/25
Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre ...
Talented saffron regret
  12/17/25
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Hideous azn faggot firefighter
  12/17/25
100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at ba...
Mahogany Stimulating Field
  12/17/25
or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip....
Cobalt generalized bond weed whacker
  12/17/25
Or his wife could just leave the tip!
Godawful charcoal crackhouse telephone
  12/17/25
A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing w...
Mahogany Stimulating Field
  12/17/25
Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cit...
Cobalt generalized bond weed whacker
  12/17/25
Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent...
Mahogany Stimulating Field
  12/17/25
If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you'r...
harsh doobsian state turdskin
  12/17/25
Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaura...
Titillating stead pozpig
  12/17/25
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Up-to-no-good Boyish Theater
  12/17/25
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Maize tattoo
  12/17/25
Now you're thinking like a lawyer.
opaque vibrant immigrant son of senegal
  12/17/25
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Drunken khaki senate
  12/17/25
now you're thinking like a lawyer!
Hideous azn faggot firefighter
  12/17/25
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Idiotic hairless address private investor
  12/17/25
No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…...
galvanic massive psychic
  12/17/25
wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.
Appetizing rose fortuitous meteor party of the first part
  12/17/25
cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all ...
harsh doobsian state turdskin
  12/17/25
wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving t...
Appetizing rose fortuitous meteor party of the first part
  12/17/25
Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?
harsh doobsian state turdskin
  12/18/25
couldnt care less about going out to eat
Appetizing rose fortuitous meteor party of the first part
  12/18/25
just move back to asia. easy
Cyan Well-lubricated Elastic Band
  12/17/25
XO JAPAN
Cobalt generalized bond weed whacker
  12/17/25
“Move back” you say
galvanic massive psychic
  12/17/25
are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?
Cobalt generalized bond weed whacker
  12/17/25
...
Cyan Well-lubricated Elastic Band
  12/17/25
I am not!
galvanic massive psychic
  12/17/25
No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentall...
lake nowag french chef
  12/17/25


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Date: December 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Hideous azn faggot firefighter

You will get $1M per year tax-free but you are NOT allowed to tip. If there is a mandatory gratuity/autograt, you must ask for it to be removed every time and write $0.00 in the tip line. If they refuse to remove it, that's fine; the point is that you must ask. Everywhere else, you must tip $0.00. If you fail, you will spend the next five years living like benzo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49494485)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Hideous azn faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49505202)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: azure mewling pocket flask

So just don't go to a restaurant.

Done.

Can I have the money direct deposited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49505275)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Emerald flickering point incel

Do I get my 15 years of backpay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49505343)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: Mahogany Stimulating Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517782)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Unholy swashbuckling tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517972)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Contagious lemon community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49519739)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: turquoise potus persian

easy

do all of my fine dining on trips to countries where tipping isn't practiced

in the us, eat at low end places and order takeout from mid-grade places.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49505358)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Hideous azn faggot firefighter

You don't tip on takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517781)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: turquoise potus persian

Fuck no

People like you that are really into restaurant people and tipping a lot are fucking losers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517851)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: Hideous azn faggot firefighter

everyone I've dated in the past 15 years has worked at a restaurant. it's a shitty job.

case in point: the hot bartender at my local bar just turned 30, just got a dui, and is absolutely elated that she has about $500 in her christmas stocking at work. some loser told her he'll triple whatever her biggest tip is on friday, so I'm going to give her $500 on friday for christmas and we'll see if he pulls through. My bonus this year was close to $30,000--the first time I've ever gotten a bonus in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518149)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Crimson Vigorous Death Wish

Is Miss/Mrs. Piggy okay with you shelling out $500 on a bartender you find hot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518375)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Hideous azn faggot firefighter

Whether I find her attractive is completely irrelevant, because I'm extremely loyal and would never be with anyone besides my fiancee. I only point it out to distinguish her from the haggard lifers many bars employ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49519720)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Talented saffron regret

You didn’t give yourself a bonus as a solo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518382)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Hideous azn faggot firefighter

I never earned one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49519713)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Godawful charcoal crackhouse telephone

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517877)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Talented saffron regret

Nobody tipped on takeout before Covid. It is just a bizarre Covid holdover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518040)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:54 PM
Author: Hideous azn faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517779)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 6:56 PM
Author: Mahogany Stimulating Field

100% instant yes. I wouldn't even really miss drinking at bars or eating at restaurants in the US.

My wife would be unhappy that we can't have "date night" at restaurants any longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517787)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Cobalt generalized bond weed whacker

or you could go out with your wife and just not leave a tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517853)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Godawful charcoal crackhouse telephone

Or his wife could just leave the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517878)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Mahogany Stimulating Field

A key aspect of being part of a civilized society is doing what you can to contribute to said civilized society, including by upholding social norms and conventions. Tipping at 99% of bars and sit-down restaurants is one such social norm. I'm not going to dine out at a restaurant where tipping is part of the social contract and not tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517952)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Cobalt generalized bond weed whacker

Without reopening the debate in re servers in most major cities making $20+/hour and tips and not paying taxes and being grossly overpaid for their skills (or lack thereof), in this hypo you're getting $1mm/year, if the cost to you is that a handful of times/year you piss off a waiter, I think you take the deal. Your wife will understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518153)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Mahogany Stimulating Field

Fair enough re not reopening the debate about to what extent essentially mandatory 15+% tips are fraudlies. I'd still rather not eat out than eat out in the US where tipping is part of the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518178)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: harsh doobsian state turdskin

If you don't give free money to waiters for no reason, you're UNTHIVILITHED, he lisped. The THOCIAL CONTRACT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518171)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Titillating stead pozpig

Easy. I form an LLC and have it pick up the tab at restaurants.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517884)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Boyish Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517908)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Maize tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517913)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: opaque vibrant immigrant son of senegal

Now you're thinking like a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517966)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Drunken khaki senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517971)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Hideous azn faggot firefighter

now you're thinking like a lawyer!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518132)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Idiotic hairless address private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518174)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 8:29 PM
Author: galvanic massive psychic

No, the downside risk is too great. 5 years a pauper…

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49517969)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Appetizing rose fortuitous meteor party of the first part

wtf of course. i would just never go out to eat again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518028)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: harsh doobsian state turdskin

cr, better that restaurants get no business from you at all instead of merely missing out on the tip!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518177)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Appetizing rose fortuitous meteor party of the first part

wtf are you talking about i couldnt care less about giving them business. Ill take the 1mm/yr!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518195)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: harsh doobsian state turdskin

Okay, but why refrain from going out to eat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49519287)



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Date: December 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Appetizing rose fortuitous meteor party of the first part

couldnt care less about going out to eat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49519289)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Cyan Well-lubricated Elastic Band

just move back to asia. easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518155)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Cobalt generalized bond weed whacker

XO JAPAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518163)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: galvanic massive psychic

“Move back” you say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518180)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: Cobalt generalized bond weed whacker

are you not familiar with GGTPs arc on xo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518187)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Cyan Well-lubricated Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518351)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: galvanic massive psychic

I am not!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518415)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: lake nowag french chef

No because in this hypo I’d be fucked if I accidentally hit the wrong button on my phone. But otherwise yes, I would just have to give up sit down restaurants which wouldn’t be so bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5807994&forum_id=2],#49518198)