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ways in which biglaw is like a war movie

in Blackhawk Down they had to wash their buddies’ brai...
Aphrodisiac amethyst meetinghouse jew
  07/15/25
There's no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole or the hand...
Sable native fanboi
  07/15/25
Of-Counsel: You reading that? That blurry redline? Lance: ...
Sable native fanboi
  07/15/25
wow
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  07/15/25
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maniacal vibrant orchestra pit
  07/16/25
summer associates are expecting offers as the landing craft ...
Aphrodisiac amethyst meetinghouse jew
  07/15/25
all the key roles are played by jews
stimulating center stain
  07/15/25
boomers, actually
Aphrodisiac amethyst meetinghouse jew
  07/15/25
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be of coun...
Stubborn genital piercing menage
  07/15/25
wrong thread brother
Aphrodisiac amethyst meetinghouse jew
  07/15/25
Boomer partner sliding handwritten, chicken scratch markups ...
Sable native fanboi
  07/15/25
brings his whole family to the office, becomes a slobbering ...
Aphrodisiac amethyst meetinghouse jew
  07/15/25
When the King in Braveheart orders out the archers and the c...
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harsh windowlicker
  07/15/25
walking to the partners office always felt like Willard goin...
Green Nighttime Locale
  07/15/25
DROP THE BOMB! FIRE THEM ALL!!!
Aphrodisiac amethyst meetinghouse jew
  07/15/25
The horror…the horror
Bonkers Swashbuckling Rehab
  07/15/25
Paths of Glory court martial scene plays out anytime there&r...
pearl police squad resort
  07/15/25
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Aphrodisiac amethyst meetinghouse jew
  07/16/25
my biglaw office had a floor that was renowned for a dood br...
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  07/15/25


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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst meetinghouse jew

in Blackhawk Down they had to wash their buddies’ brains out of the humvees before they “got back out there”

it’s the same when a colleague blows his brains out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103599)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Sable native fanboi

There's no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole or the handicap bathroom stall in a Skadden office at 11pm on a Friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103618)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Sable native fanboi

Of-Counsel: You reading that? That blurry redline?

Lance: What?

Of-Counsel: Version 15 of the doc, son. Nothing else in the world looks like that. I love the smell of version 15 in the morning. You know, one time we traded sig pages for 12 hours. When it was all over, I read them. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' nit in the doc. The smell, you know that version 15 smell? The whole deal. Smelled like... victory. Someday this deal's gonna close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103630)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst meetinghouse jew

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103653)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 5:21 AM
Author: maniacal vibrant orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49105043)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst meetinghouse jew

summer associates are expecting offers as the landing craft ramp drops and ITE economy hits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103660)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: stimulating center stain

all the key roles are played by jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103671)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst meetinghouse jew

boomers, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103682)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Stubborn genital piercing menage

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be of counsel. To me, biglaw was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the cabstand for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double-parked on Columbus Day and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they went to the printer all night, nobody ever called their wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103678)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst meetinghouse jew

wrong thread brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103707)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Sable native fanboi

Boomer partner sliding handwritten, chicken scratch markups to you: "earn this"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103757)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst meetinghouse jew

brings his whole family to the office, becomes a slobbering mess with tears in his eyes

turns to his mongrels with the living dead associates behind him grinding away making him more rich and says “tell me I’ve lived a good life”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103772)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: beta orange cruise ship milk

When the King in Braveheart orders out the archers and the commander asks, "I beg pardon, sire, but won't we hit our own troops?"

"Yes, but we'll hit theirs as well. We have reinforcements. Attack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103951)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst meetinghouse jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49104031)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: harsh windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49104442)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: Green Nighttime Locale

walking to the partners office always felt like Willard going upriver to meet Kurtz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103963)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst meetinghouse jew

DROP THE BOMB! FIRE THEM ALL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49104033)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Bonkers Swashbuckling Rehab

The horror…the horror

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49104485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: pearl police squad resort

Paths of Glory court martial scene plays out anytime there’s ITE. Junior associates singing Chumbawumba through tears in the bar after it’s over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49104494)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac amethyst meetinghouse jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49105042)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: Cracking twinkling uncleanness senate

my biglaw office had a floor that was renowned for a dood breaking out a window and jumping out, probably a similar casuality rate to most military units tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49104512)