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ways in which biglaw is like a war movie

in Blackhawk Down they had to wash their buddies’ brai...
amber water buffalo
  07/15/25
There's no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole or the hand...
Opaque Lay Codepig
  07/15/25
Of-Counsel: You reading that? That blurry redline? Lance: ...
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  07/15/25
wow
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summer associates are expecting offers as the landing craft ...
amber water buffalo
  07/15/25
all the key roles are played by jews
brilliant messiness multi-billionaire
  07/15/25
boomers, actually
amber water buffalo
  07/15/25
As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be of coun...
cerebral spruce feces
  07/15/25
wrong thread brother
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  07/15/25
brings his whole family to the office, becomes a slobbering ...
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When the King in Braveheart orders out the archers and the c...
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talking set rigor
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walking to the partners office always felt like Willard goin...
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DROP THE BOMB! FIRE THEM ALL!!!
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Paths of Glory court martial scene plays out anytime there&r...
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: amber water buffalo

in Blackhawk Down they had to wash their buddies’ brains out of the humvees before they “got back out there”

it’s the same when a colleague blows his brains out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103599)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Opaque Lay Codepig

There's no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole or the handicap bathroom stall in a Skadden office at 11pm on a Friday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103618)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Opaque Lay Codepig

Of-Counsel: You reading that? That blurry redline?

Lance: What?

Of-Counsel: Version 15 of the doc, son. Nothing else in the world looks like that. I love the smell of version 15 in the morning. You know, one time we traded sig pages for 12 hours. When it was all over, I read them. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' nit in the doc. The smell, you know that version 15 smell? The whole deal. Smelled like... victory. Someday this deal's gonna close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103630)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: amber water buffalo

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103653)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 5:21 AM
Author: Misanthropic razzle patrolman corner



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: amber water buffalo

summer associates are expecting offers as the landing craft ramp drops and ITE economy hits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103660)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: brilliant messiness multi-billionaire

all the key roles are played by jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103671)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: amber water buffalo

boomers, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103682)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: cerebral spruce feces

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be of counsel. To me, biglaw was better than being President of the United States. Even before I first wandered into the cabstand for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double-parked on Columbus Day and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they went to the printer all night, nobody ever called their wives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103678)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: amber water buffalo

wrong thread brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103707)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Opaque Lay Codepig

Boomer partner sliding handwritten, chicken scratch markups to you: "earn this"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103757)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: amber water buffalo

brings his whole family to the office, becomes a slobbering mess with tears in his eyes

turns to his mongrels with the living dead associates behind him grinding away making him more rich and says “tell me I’ve lived a good life”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103772)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: excitant shitlib preventive strike

When the King in Braveheart orders out the archers and the commander asks, "I beg pardon, sire, but won't we hit our own troops?"

"Yes, but we'll hit theirs as well. We have reinforcements. Attack."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103951)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: amber water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49104031)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: talking set rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49104442)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: bossy stimulating potus

walking to the partners office always felt like Willard going upriver to meet Kurtz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49103963)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: amber water buffalo

DROP THE BOMB! FIRE THEM ALL!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49104033)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: indecent vivacious pervert casino

The horror…the horror

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49104485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: supple gaming laptop

Paths of Glory court martial scene plays out anytime there’s ITE. Junior associates singing Chumbawumba through tears in the bar after it’s over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49104494)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: amber water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49105042)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 PM
Author: crawly cumskin police squad

my biglaw office had a floor that was renowned for a dood breaking out a window and jumping out, probably a similar casuality rate to most military units tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750702&forum_id=2],#49104512)