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Sepia knife love of her life
  06/10/17
Gay abortions: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  06/10/17
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Sepia knife love of her life
  06/10/17
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sinister violent home police squad
  06/10/17
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Arousing naked nibblets dragon
  06/11/17
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Wine prole
  12/16/17
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Concupiscible topaz place of business business firm
  09/17/20
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Awkward Tanning Salon
  06/27/23
Retard in MBA class: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  06/10/17
MOAR!
cerebral effete theater
  06/10/17
I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pit...
cerebral effete theater
  06/10/17
sup
transparent sound barrier hunting ground
  10/02/17
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cerebral effete theater
  12/22/17
Mario Bros. castle: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  06/10/17
MOAR!
cerebral effete theater
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cerebral effete theater
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cerebral effete theater
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silver codepig
  06/10/17
I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-aslee...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  06/10/17
No offense but You were right.
Arousing naked nibblets dragon
  06/11/17
How dare you
Awkward Tanning Salon
  02/02/22
"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial g...
Adventurous french rigpig cruise ship
  10/26/20
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cerebral effete theater
  06/10/17
Lmfao Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?
Beady-eyed Unhinged Toaster Kitty
  06/10/17
the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade
cerebral effete theater
  06/11/17
I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  06/11/17
try it the gay abortion one was a little longer and that ...
cerebral effete theater
  06/11/17
First Trump parody: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  06/10/17
lol at the prescience of the Trump one
Brilliant sexy plaza selfie
  01/19/20
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Vivacious House Sneaky Criminal
  01/21/23
evan39 is our orwell
sticky yellow base
  06/10/17
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cerebral effete theater
  10/30/17
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Awkward Tanning Salon
  06/11/17
where's the one about the Irish court procedures?
frum school cafeteria double fault
  06/11/17
Tochmae Brannochbaen: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  06/11/17
God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expe...
frum school cafeteria double fault
  06/11/17
yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans w...
cerebral effete theater
  06/11/17
Chaebong Hyung: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  06/11/17
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cerebral effete theater
  06/11/17
German man claims Antarctica http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
Dull passionate national
  06/17/17
The mother of all Trump posts http://www.autoadmit.com/th...
cerebral effete theater
  06/22/17
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Vivacious House Sneaky Criminal
  09/12/23
where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Afric...
cyan galvanic sweet tailpipe
  06/22/17
Somali and Sudanese engineers http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
cerebral effete theater
  06/22/17
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cyan galvanic sweet tailpipe
  06/22/17
MIT lingustics http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=34...
cerebral effete theater
  06/22/17
Woman chattering away http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
cerebral effete theater
  10/12/17
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cerebral effete theater
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big box office
  12/16/17
Retard in business school: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  12/22/17
College dreams come true: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  12/22/17
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Awkward Tanning Salon
  04/30/18
You need to write for a living, friend
Bateful french chef
  04/30/18
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Twinkling gas station associate
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cerebral effete theater
  06/19/18
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&fo...
cerebral effete theater
  06/19/18
Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread
shaky fortuitous meteor
  08/18/18
Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember ...
Awkward Tanning Salon
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cerebral effete theater
  08/18/18
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cerebral effete theater
  10/19/18
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&am...
cerebral effete theater
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cerebral effete theater
  12/22/18
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&am...
cerebral effete theater
  06/09/19
I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese ar...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  06/09/19
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Awkward Tanning Salon
  09/24/19
where’s the one about British elections that featured ...
heady dog poop
  09/24/19
A content machine.
Adventurous french rigpig cruise ship
  09/24/19
amazing
Bateful french chef
  09/25/19
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embarrassed to the bone blood rage
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Awkward Tanning Salon
  12/31/19
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Bateful french chef
  01/19/20
evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website a...
Brilliant sexy plaza selfie
  01/19/20
or shit at least a twitter account
Brilliant sexy plaza selfie
  01/19/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&...
Bateful french chef
  06/05/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558762&mc=36&am...
Bateful french chef
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Thriller slimy indirect expression point
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Awkward Tanning Salon
  06/29/20
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Bateful french chef
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Awkward Tanning Salon
  09/17/20
Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan http://autoadmit.com/t...
bearded resort
  09/17/20
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cerebral effete theater
  10/13/20
Israel-Trinidad peace deal http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Bateful french chef
  10/26/20
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diverse halford
  12/15/20
Trump mocks fat kid http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  12/15/20
Ty for ur service
learning disabled hyperactive crackhouse mood
  12/15/20
Plague doctor: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=45...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  02/10/21
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Awkward Tanning Salon
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Bateful french chef
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Awkward Tanning Salon
  05/15/21
Orlando residents discover libraries http://xoxohth.com/thr...
Bateful french chef
  08/21/21
Migrants flee images of Portland http://xoxohth.com/thread...
Bateful french chef
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bearded ticket booth crotch
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Titillating stain
  02/18/26
Building collapses in Nigeria http://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
Bateful french chef
  09/01/21
Larry Elder Reparations bill http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Bateful french chef
  09/07/21
Eating pussy causes cancer: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  09/29/21
Texas death row: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  09/29/21
Obituary mistake: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  09/29/21
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Awkward Tanning Salon
  11/11/21
A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.
Adventurous french rigpig cruise ship
  11/11/21
Sotomayor oral arguments http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Bateful french chef
  12/01/21
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Hairless Slap-happy Native Liquid Oxygen
  12/12/21
Marco Rubio household finances http://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Bateful french chef
  12/12/21
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Awkward Tanning Salon
  12/23/21
Principal spanking cheerleader: https://xoxohth.com/threa...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  01/02/22
Fat lady at Cinnabon: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  02/10/22
Negative ad during MPM: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  04/08/22
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Bateful french chef
  04/21/22
Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin http://xoxohth.com/thr...
Twinkling gas station associate
  06/28/22
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Vivacious House Sneaky Criminal
  09/12/23
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Vivacious House Sneaky Criminal
  02/19/26
Asian baby's first word is Harvard: http://xoxohth.com/th...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  10/08/22
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stimulating lake hell dysfunction
  10/08/22
Donkey Kong Country: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  10/09/22
He's going hard in the paint.
fuchsia public bath
  10/19/22
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Awkward Tanning Salon
  10/19/22
Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable htt...
Brilliant sexy plaza selfie
  10/19/22
Freddy Krueger files for unemployment: http://xoxohth.com...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  10/24/22
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Razzmatazz Piazza
  01/14/25
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Twinkling gas station associate
  03/03/26
Therapist learns about our board: http://xoxohth.com/thre...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  11/11/22
Buttigieg tops new poll: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  11/25/22
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stimulating lake hell dysfunction
  12/06/22
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Awkward Tanning Salon
  12/25/22
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Twinkling gas station associate
  12/28/22
Revised LSAT http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=535153...
Twinkling gas station associate
  06/12/23
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gold zippy market
  06/12/23
Stockton Rush in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  06/26/23
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Awkward Tanning Salon
  07/15/23
Directional State U http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Twinkling gas station associate
  09/03/23
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Awkward Tanning Salon
  09/03/23
Warren Buffett http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398...
Twinkling gas station associate
  09/03/23
John Grisham sequel http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Twinkling gas station associate
  09/06/23
¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba http://xoxohth.com...
Twinkling gas station associate
  09/12/23
Burning Man holocaust museum http://www.xoxohth.com/thread....
Twinkling gas station associate
  09/14/23
Female birdbrain mentality: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  09/15/23
Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ http://www.xoxoht...
Twinkling gas station associate
  10/01/23
NATO goes woke: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  10/06/23
Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk http://...
Twinkling gas station associate
  10/12/23
Frasier reboot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  10/13/23
Jeff Garlin canned from TV show http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
Twinkling gas station associate
  10/21/23
Toyota trucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  11/19/23
Intergalactic NOWAG: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
cerebral effete theater
  11/30/23
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Hairless Slap-happy Native Liquid Oxygen
  11/30/23
Kissinger in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  11/30/23
Home Alone: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=49933...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  12/06/23
Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics): http:/...
fuchsia public bath
  12/06/23
George Costanza goes to Harvard: https://xoxohth.com/thre...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  12/18/23
Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement...
Twinkling gas station associate
  01/15/24
Despacito: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=36492...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  01/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Bateful french chef
  01/26/24
DOJ sues Apple http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Twinkling gas station associate
  03/22/24
Perfect Strangers: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  04/02/24
Bill Cosby stamps: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  05/27/24
Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure http://www.xoxoht...
Twinkling gas station associate
  06/02/24
Disco Fries book review: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  08/14/24
Secret Service agents: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  08/17/24
Scholarship addict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  08/22/24
Kramer likes black women: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  09/20/24
The West Wing: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  12/14/24
Steve Winwood's Broccoli: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  12/19/24
Last Sears location: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  12/26/24
Chad fucks an employee at my store: http://xoxohth.com/th...
Awkward Tanning Salon
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bearded ticket booth crotch
  01/14/25
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Twinkling gas station associate
  01/16/25
Evan has a threesome: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  01/16/25
Fraud Incorporated: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  01/19/25
Trebuchets http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671...
Twinkling gas station associate
  01/28/25
Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier: https://xoxohth.c...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  02/09/25
Elon Musk punishes liberals: https://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  02/14/25
Kramer works for DOGE: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  03/01/25
Jurassic Pajeet: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  03/26/25
Colonial shrew: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  04/01/25
Birdbrains love science: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  04/15/25
Trump tariffs: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  04/18/25
Clarence Thomas: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  04/19/25
Pope Francis: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=57...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  04/22/25
Invasion of Puerto Rico: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Awkward Tanning Salon
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Female helicopter pilot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  04/27/25
Cave accident: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  04/30/25
Halloween candy: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  05/03/25
India-Pakistan conflict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  05/08/25
Angels In The Outfield remake https://www.xoxohth.com/threa...
Twinkling gas station associate
  05/28/25
Birdbrain due process: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  06/19/25
Mormon Starbucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  09/02/25
Scared straight: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  11/24/25
Birdbrain conference call: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  12/29/25
Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize: htt...
Twinkling gas station associate
  01/19/26
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costumed library becky
  02/18/26
any good ones from the season where he was straight?
Titillating stain
  02/18/26
Newsom identifies with black voters: https://xoxohth.com/...
Awkward Tanning Salon
  02/22/26
Chris Rock makes fun of illiterate students: https://xoxo...
evan39
  03/07/26
Female Air Force pilot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: Sepia knife love of her life



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Gay abortions:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042886&forum_id=2#23142766

Disabled girl on swim team:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2157105&forum_id=2#22531339

Asian chick witnesses terror attack:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999219&forum_id=2#21128872

Fat pride:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129278&forum_id=2#22165891

ARE Reptile:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149541

Congo space program:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2506325&forum_id=2#25128076

Evan's startup:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2304075&forum_id=2#23573866

Putin mocks Obama:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2687211&forum_id=2#26419775

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33520232)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:13 AM
Author: Sepia knife love of her life



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:23 AM
Author: sinister violent home police squad



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:16 AM
Author: Arousing naked nibblets dragon



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: Wine prole



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:28 AM
Author: Concupiscible topaz place of business business firm



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Date: June 27th, 2023 11:13 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Retard in MBA class:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

Texas death row:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&forum_id=2#33146892

British election:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3641098&mc=102&forum_id=2#33508074

Robby Mook:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3480470&mc=39&forum_id=2#32292834

Travel ban:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=83&forum_id=2#32527570

Evan the rock star:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3519255&forum_id=2#32575371

Jew lawyer's online world:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3324512&forum_id=2#31325990

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:29 AM
Author: cerebral effete theater

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: cerebral effete theater

I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pitch perfect and *about* evan so I'm just going to leave this here for safe keeping:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2958598&mc=106&forum_id=2#28519375

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Date: October 2nd, 2017 5:08 AM
Author: transparent sound barrier hunting ground

sup

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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: cerebral effete theater



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Mario Bros. castle:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496815&forum_id=2#32412765

Trump the genius:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3416500&forum_id=2#33170908

Indian spelling bee:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3514430&forum_id=2#32537245

Pee Wee Herman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3525851&forum_id=2#32620138

Sonya Sotomayor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2555255&forum_id=2#25470344

Milk too spicy:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1941958&forum_id=2#25080667

Rubio is broke:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

Suze Orman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:40 AM
Author: cerebral effete theater

MOAR!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33520264)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: cerebral effete theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33521212)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:50 PM
Author: cerebral effete theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33522637)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: silver codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33522786)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-asleep. Didn't even think it was that good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33522789)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: Arousing naked nibblets dragon

No offense but You were right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526747)



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Date: February 2nd, 2022 7:49 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43891403)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Adventurous french rigpig cruise ship

"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added."

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#41189660)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: cerebral effete theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33520918)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Unhinged Toaster Kitty

Lmfao

Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33522689)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: cerebral effete theater

the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if I made them too long and complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526172)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: cerebral effete theater

try it

the gay abortion one was a little longer and that worked great

I suspect you will know perfectly what the right timing is and how not to overplay an idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526182)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

First Trump parody:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

Lawyer starts pest control business:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2149290&forum_id=2#22343296

Rachel Jeantel scholarship:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004268&forum_id=2#28863714

Japanese lawyers:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628804&forum_id=2#33413603

Obama's Kenyan relatives:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1427&forum_id=2#9339

Prole wins F-16 jet:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3455565&forum_id=2#32108956

KKK on Eric Garner:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2747319&forum_id=2#26860768

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33523238)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:24 AM
Author: Brilliant sexy plaza selfie

lol at the prescience of the Trump one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#39454027)



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Date: January 21st, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Vivacious House Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45821589)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: sticky yellow base

evan39 is our orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33523254)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: cerebral effete theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#34563055)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526156)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: frum school cafeteria double fault

where's the one about the Irish court procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526167)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Tochmae Brannochbaen:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2817166&forum_id=2#27386985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526176)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: frum school cafeteria double fault

God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expecting to find more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526180)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: cerebral effete theater

yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans who don't do military service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526177)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Chaebong Hyung:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439099&forum_id=2#31981964

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526185)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: cerebral effete theater

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526194)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Dull passionate national

German man claims Antarctica

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649819&mc=13&forum_id=2#33579075

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33579719)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: cerebral effete theater

The mother of all Trump posts

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3450395&mc=65&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33618173)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Vivacious House Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46787896)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: cyan galvanic sweet tailpipe

where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Africa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33618206)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: cerebral effete theater

Somali and Sudanese engineers

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=96&forum_id=2#32527570

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33618251)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: cyan galvanic sweet tailpipe

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33618274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: cerebral effete theater

MIT lingustics

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451372&mc=37&forum_id=2#33532430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33618571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: cerebral effete theater

Woman chattering away

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3692291&mc=140&forum_id=2#33915688

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#34428616)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: cerebral effete theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#34917179)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: big box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#34934416)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:47 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Retard in business school:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#34981652)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

College dreams come true:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604840&mc=91&forum_id=2#33232401

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#34981676)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#35948254)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: Bateful french chef

You need to write for a living, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#35948376)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 4:27 AM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#35948443)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: cerebral effete theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#36270560)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: cerebral effete theater

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#36270559)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: shaky fortuitous meteor

Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#36640771)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 4:35 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember writing it back in 2011, thinking it was a ridiculous idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#39453962)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: cerebral effete theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#36640736)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: cerebral effete theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#37059384)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: cerebral effete theater

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&forum_id=2#37055876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#37060584)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: cerebral effete theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#37455246)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:19 AM
Author: cerebral effete theater

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&forum_id=2#29368429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#38361699)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:20 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese are constantly trying to "save face" but I can't find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#38361701)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#38877548)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: heady dog poop

where’s the one about British elections that featured a character named “Thomas Crappington”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#38877869)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: Adventurous french rigpig cruise ship

A content machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#38877885)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 8:30 AM
Author: Bateful french chef

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#38882590)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 2:35 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#38882229)



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Date: December 31st, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#39355241)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:07 AM
Author: Bateful french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#39453912)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: Brilliant sexy plaza selfie

evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website and get a fair amount of click-based revenue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#39454024)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:20 AM
Author: Brilliant sexy plaza selfie

or shit at least a twitter account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#39454025)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: Bateful french chef

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&forum_id=2#40352249

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#40352316)



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Date: June 12th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: Bateful french chef

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558762&mc=36&forum_id=2#40403074

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#40406548)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: Thriller slimy indirect expression point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#41552992)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#40515320)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:18 AM
Author: Bateful french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#40933690)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:51 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#40933705)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 5:40 AM
Author: bearded resort

Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623583&mc=17&forum_id=2#40911763

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#40933741)



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Date: October 13th, 2020 11:25 AM
Author: cerebral effete theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#41102650)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: Bateful french chef

Israel-Trinidad peace deal

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4661189&mc=14&forum_id=2#41183268

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#41189584)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:07 PM
Author: diverse halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#41552844)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Trump mocks fat kid

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539072&forum_id=2#40249064

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#41552834)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: learning disabled hyperactive crackhouse mood

Ty for ur service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#41552905)



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Date: February 10th, 2021 10:10 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Plague doctor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4565172&forum_id=2#40455243

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#41919736)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#42082175)



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Date: May 4th, 2021 10:32 AM
Author: Bateful french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#42398184)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 5:14 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#42465406)



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Date: August 21st, 2021 9:36 AM
Author: Bateful french chef

Orlando residents discover libraries

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4904388&mc=16&forum_id=2#42985238

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#42985440)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Bateful french chef

Migrants flee images of Portland

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4905653&mc=59&forum_id=2#43000245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43004999)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: bearded ticket booth crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48551479)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Titillating stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#49679520)



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Date: September 1st, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Bateful french chef

Building collapses in Nigeria

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4912039&mc=8&forum_id=2#43044616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43045312)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: Bateful french chef

Larry Elder Reparations bill

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4915948&mc=10&forum_id=2#43075881

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43076299)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Eating pussy causes cancer:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653845&mc=18&forum_id=2#33607236

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43195878)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:38 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Texas death row:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&mc=80&forum_id=2#33146892

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43195939)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Obituary mistake:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276120&mc=30&forum_id=2#38220321

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43196437)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43426781)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:42 PM
Author: Adventurous french rigpig cruise ship

A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43426815)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 9:42 PM
Author: Bateful french chef

Sotomayor oral arguments

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4976532&mc=25&forum_id=2#43540045

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43542932)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: Hairless Slap-happy Native Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43596380)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: Bateful french chef

Marco Rubio household finances

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43596369)



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 3:26 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43664491)



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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Principal spanking cheerleader:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998014&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709431

Tommy Turdskin:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998101&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709973

Jeff Garlin got fired:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=79&forum_id=2#43619211

House of Evan:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&mc=32&forum_id=2#33453710

Technology in urban schools:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4597766&mc=26&forum_id=2#41771905

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43719419)



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Date: February 10th, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Fat lady at Cinnabon:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5028980&mc=9&forum_id=2#43945962

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43946102)



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Date: April 8th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Negative ad during MPM:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4991936&mc=33&forum_id=2#43662502

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#44301829)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Bateful french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#44377769)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 4:35 AM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate

Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5141308&mc=9&forum_id=2#44757342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#44757593)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Vivacious House Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46787892)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Vivacious House Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#49679564)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Asian baby's first word is Harvard:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939572&mc=73&forum_id=2#20607250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45299234)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: stimulating lake hell dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45299235)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 4:27 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Donkey Kong Country:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4381378&mc=42&forum_id=2#45294157

Gore Vidal comics:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&mc=13&forum_id=2#45301885

Ukraine shrews:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207186&mc=38&forum_id=2#45293401

Biden nuclear war:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207418&mc=27&forum_id=2#45293499

Emmett Till missile system:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&mc=10&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45303375)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:36 AM
Author: fuchsia public bath

He's going hard in the paint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45355046)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:34 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45355031)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: Brilliant sexy plaza selfie

Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45355039)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Freddy Krueger files for unemployment:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4880925&mc=30&forum_id=2#42805242

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45380393)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48551569)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#49713693)



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Date: November 11th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Therapist learns about our board:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5009500&mc=76&forum_id=2#43801845

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45480742)



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Date: November 25th, 2022 1:07 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Buttigieg tops new poll:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5178444&mc=57&forum_id=2#45056415

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45542107)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 6:38 AM
Author: stimulating lake hell dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45592426)



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Date: December 25th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45689672)



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Date: December 28th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45704179)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:01 AM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate

Revised LSAT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351532&mc=47&forum_id=2#46397780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46417143)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:21 AM
Author: gold zippy market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46417156)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 4:03 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Stockton Rush in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363054&forum_id=2#46473970

John King talking about Evan and Boom:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5229937&mc=23&forum_id=2#45459487

Whites are the master race:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5364174&mc=11&forum_id=2#46482355

New shopping app:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3730375&mc=32&forum_id=2#34200696

Founding Fathers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5314839&mc=34&forum_id=2#46112141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46473984)



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Date: July 15th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46549529)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate

Directional State U

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301214&mc=123&forum_id=2#24174904

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46750143)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46750922)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate

Warren Buffett

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398871&mc=26&forum_id=2#46749329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46751002)



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Date: September 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate

John Grisham sequel

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400618&mc=7&forum_id=2#46761141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46761237)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:55 PM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate

¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5404572&mc=12&forum_id=2#46787677

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46787884)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate

Burning Man holocaust museum

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5399050&mc=10&forum_id=2#46769358

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46795853)



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Date: September 15th, 2023 8:22 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Female birdbrain mentality:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5405095&mc=52&forum_id=2#46791535

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46799978)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 4:17 AM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate

Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416563&mc=12&forum_id=2#46867706

Gavin Newsom appoints a senator

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416529&mc=5&forum_id=2#46867607

Lonely lawyer sued for taking Olive Garden's "When you're here, you're family"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416518&mc=4&forum_id=2#46867645



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46867817)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

NATO goes woke:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5216107&forum_id=2#45360769

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46894871)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 4:15 AM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate

Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3552621&mc=95&forum_id=2#32825680

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46923177)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 3:22 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Frasier reboot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021381&mc=71&forum_id=2#36391706

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46928716)



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Date: October 21st, 2023 3:07 AM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate

Jeff Garlin canned from TV show

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=82&forum_id=2#43619211

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46963933)



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Date: November 19th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Toyota trucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5353893&mc=24&forum_id=2#46413645

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47075938)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:05 PM
Author: cerebral effete theater

Intergalactic NOWAG:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2533244&mc=25&forum_id=2#25307364

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47118971)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: Hairless Slap-happy Native Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47118982)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:29 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Kissinger in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5452447&mc=9&forum_id=2#47115612

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47119285)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Home Alone:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993393&mc=42&forum_id=2#43673975

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47138811)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:29 AM
Author: fuchsia public bath

Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics):

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&forum_id=2#45301885

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47138821)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:14 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

George Costanza goes to Harvard:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471194&mc=21&forum_id=2#47269646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47183791)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 3:29 AM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate

Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475552&mc=15&forum_id=2#47285301

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47288790)



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Date: January 22nd, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Despacito:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649296&mc=27&forum_id=2#33570800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47316607)



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Date: January 26th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Bateful french chef

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=7&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47334134)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate

DOJ sues Apple

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507578&mc=15&forum_id=2#47516823

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47517084)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Perfect Strangers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5069522&mc=15&forum_id=2#46374106

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47547603)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Bill Cosby stamps:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533096&mc=2&forum_id=2#47694613

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47694636)



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Date: June 2nd, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate

Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5535791&mc=3&forum_id=2#47712509

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47712630)



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Date: August 14th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Disco Fries book review:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5575674&forum_id=2#47963986

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47966302)



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Date: August 17th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Secret Service agents:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5555614&mc=16&forum_id=2#47974960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47976893)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Scholarship addict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5580539&mc=15&forum_id=2#47991617

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47996531)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Kramer likes black women:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=3&forum_id=2#48111856

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48111902)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

The West Wing:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4951339&mc=11&forum_id=2#48449167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48449228)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Steve Winwood's Broccoli:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5651756&mc=13&forum_id=2#48466651

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48467739)



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Date: December 26th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Last Sears location:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5653619&mc=11&forum_id=2#48480858

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48490398)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:23 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Chad fucks an employee at my store:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&mc=6&forum_id=2#48551450

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48551475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: bearded ticket booth crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48551477)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48556988)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Evan has a threesome:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&mc=24&forum_id=2#48554120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48556939)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Fraud Incorporated:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665645&mc=5&forum_id=2#48564772

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48564822)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate

Trebuchets

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671576&mc=11&forum_id=2#48596799

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48599922)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5016607&mc=24&forum_id=2#48638129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48638144)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Elon Musk punishes liberals:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681083&mc=5&forum_id=2#48661859

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48661875)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Kramer works for DOGE:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099&mc=6&forum_id=2#48706547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48706553)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Jurassic Pajeet:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699406&mc=6&forum_id=2#48779796

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48782712)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Colonial shrew:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702438&mc=18&forum_id=2#48798134

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48805077)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Birdbrains love science:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5710720&mc=18&forum_id=2#48848214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48851327)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Trump tariffs:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711423&mc=19&forum_id=2#48851886

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48859653)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Clarence Thomas:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713269&mc=17&forum_id=2#48863371

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48863379)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Pope Francis:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713790&mc=42&forum_id=2#48865884

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48869849)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Invasion of Puerto Rico:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714331&mc=19&forum_id=2#48872876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48876095)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Female helicopter pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717188&mc=54&forum_id=2#48885711

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48885819)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Cave accident:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717928&mc=17&forum_id=2#48889635

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48892585)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Halloween candy:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4669574&mc=36&forum_id=2#41241759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48902188)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

India-Pakistan conflict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721401&mc=27&forum_id=2#48910213

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48915918)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate

Angels In The Outfield remake

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730413&mc=9&forum_id=2#48966493

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48966809)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Birdbrain due process:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736688&mc=22&forum_id=2#49010355

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#49033584)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Mormon Starbucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&mc=11&forum_id=2#49220754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#49232502)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Scared straight:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4367589&mc=39&forum_id=2#46591448

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#49455444)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Birdbrain conference call:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692786&mc=31&forum_id=2#49543826

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#49546540)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:40 AM
Author: Twinkling gas station associate

Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize:

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823780&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#49600388)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: costumed library becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#49679497)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Titillating stain

any good ones from the season where he was straight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#49679519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Awkward Tanning Salon

Newsom identifies with black voters:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837370&mc=5&forum_id=2#49687951

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#49687964)



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Date: March 7th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: evan39

Chris Rock makes fun of illiterate students:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5836024&mc=63&forum_id=2#49679646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#49722791)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 10:42 PM
Author: evan39

Female Air Force pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844858&mc=24&forum_id=2#49738780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#49738785)