Thanks. As has been explained to your agency, ad nauseam, the United Kingdom lost the American Revolutionary War. We are not in the mood to discuss the matter further, and have not been in the mood for 250 years.

I note for the record that, last time your agency sent my client a censorship fine, we responded with a hamster joke. Since you have now sent my client a giant fine, a fine so large that Mr. Whiskers' enclosure is not big enough to contain it, we will need to send the fine to Mr. Whiskers' giant hamster cousin, Nigel J. Whiskerford. Unfortunately, Nigel is out of the country this week, touring in Japan. Here's a picture of Nigel in Tokyo, dressed up as Godzilla and holding an equally giant peanut.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HDxpF7YWYAA78Q0?format=jpg&name=large

Isn't he just the cutest?

My client reserves all rights and waives none. Reserved rights include the right to sue you again and/or to respond to future correspondence with an even larger rodent, such as a marmot.

Or, maybe, you could just stop sending Americans stupid letters and acknowledge the sovereignty of the United States.

Byrne & Storm

https://x.com/LundukeJournal/status/2034616689141166186?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847527&forum_id=2],#49755562)

US messageboard 4Chan mocks £520,000 fine for UK online safety breaches https://bbc.in/4lyLyNK

Preston Byrne @prestonjbyrne · 3h

This is completely incorrect. The photograph is not AI generated, it is a holiday snap of Nigel J. Whiskerford, giant-hamster-at-law, taken by his wife, Nigelina.

https://x.com/prestonjbyrne/status/2034639207273250934?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5847527&forum_id=2],#49755638)