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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:32 AM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) Microsoft AI CEO, Mustafa Suleyman, says that "most, if not all, professional tasks" undertaken by white collar workers will be fully automated by AI within the next 12 to 18 months. Era of humans taking high salaries for doing cosy and low-effort jobs will end forever.
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:33 AM Author: animeboi (.) oh noes a jeet made a threat π (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665441) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:35 AM Author: Dr? Michael Greger (π§) he didn't really, TSINAH just pulled an animeboi with the headline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665449) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: animeboi (.) you mean using exaggerations to highlight the truth? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665503) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: Dr? Michael Greger (π§) . (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665533) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: Roblox (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665530) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:33 AM Author: we are definitely claiming fraud trumpmos (oppose israel bois) so AI is gonna take depositions? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665442) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,..................... Dang, just beat me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665445) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:35 AM Author: Dr? Michael Greger (π§) You could have a meat puppet with an AI headset doing it. What protects lawyers for the time being is the cartel, not anything about the actual work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665453) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:41 AM Author: Delicious Bunny lol just repeated what you said. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665472) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:41 AM Author: Delicious Bunny That might take a while but you don’t think in the next 5 years they can just have a computer program that will spit out the questions? Depositions outside of Biglaw is usually some moron first year who reads questions off a paper. Let’s be real. Depositions aren’t hard. The only thing holding this back are boomers who don’t want their firms to disappear but will pull up the ladder once it’s your turn. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665470) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:59 AM Author: michael doodikoff I use AI to draft a lot of my depo questions, then I just read them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665553) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:41 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. I'm in a senior exec meeting and issue spotting on the fly. Not sure how AI is going to replace me here. And yes, I'm one of the people implementing new AI in the business. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665808) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:46 PM Author: UhOh is your salary worth having it "on the fly?" pretty sure it can wait 10 minutes to saves shareholders a couple hundred grand per year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665824) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 1:45 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. I don't think you get it. AI is good if you know what question to ask. The problem is that they don't even know when they need to ask the question or what the question is.
Firing me and saving ~$500k/year is nothing compared to a massive fuck up that will cost multiples of what I will make in a lifetime at my job combined. |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: CapTTTainFalcon let the record reflect that I am a gay fat bald retarded litigator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665842) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:33 AM Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,..................... *AI program takes deposition and argues case before a jury* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665443) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:34 AM Author: AZNgirl talking Selfie with Snow Leopard Handsome Mustafa not surprinsingly is NOT familar with the power of LEGAL SCHOLARSHIP or that of the Bar, an organization of prestigious LAWYERS who self regulate the profession. They surely will just ban AI, this Muzzie can go back to furking goats and his first cousins, two professions AI can never take over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665444) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:36 AM Author: fart nigger (β π) we could come up with a machine to fuck our goats and our first cousins if we really put our minds to it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665457) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:48 AM Author: Rainier Wolfcastle it’s interesting that you are envisioning this as a single machine rather than a platform of fucking machine technology. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665498) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: fart nigger (β π) dat ole skool, we noo skool! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665508) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:38 AM Author: Frutiger AeroEra was, is, & will be 180 (link) I love men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665459) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:42 AM Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,..................... It will hurt legal employment, but much more in the context of partners realizing they don't need nearly as many associates for legal research and writing, drafting contracts, etc as before. Less so in the context of companies using AI themselves in lieu of hiring lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665473) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:45 AM Author: Rainier Wolfcastle lol. this company’s primary product is an operating system and they can’t even make that right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665482) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: terrifying AI article yeah these guys can't even "redeem" basic microsoft windows functionality
i'll believe it when i see it, pramkreet |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:56 AM Author: cowgod Sick of Nerds and Indians (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665544) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:57 AM Author: terrifying AI article (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665547) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 10:59 AM Author: michael doodikoff (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665556) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:31 PM Author: Ass Sunstein (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665790) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 11:19 AM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) Go on then Microsoft. Fire all your accountants and lawyers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665624) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: LathamTouchedMe Seriously. They’ve got access to the latest models not even available commercially. Should be simple. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665804) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:50 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) I don't doubt that AI will be extremely capable in 18 months but a lot of this fearmongering is just cheap marketing for these companies. They definitely have our attention. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665837) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:08 PM Author: ,.,,,. Is msft or amzn good to invest in now? Both at January 2025 level. Why is amzn cheaper than wmt?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665742) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:30 PM Author: UhOh wmt isn't spending $200,000,000,000 a year on ai.
same with msft. this thing is going to blow up in everyone's face pretty soon. ai is the future but these companies are spending insane amounts of money trying to be first and i don't think there's much of an upside to it. investors are starting to doubt the payoff is there. |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: ,.,,,. So if amzn spend ended up a loser, they can stop that at any moment and still have much better pe than Walmart, not like they're hurting on cashflow.. and what about all this chatgpt and anthropic becoming a goldmine? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665827) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:48 PM Author: UhOh yeah what about that? where is the gold? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665830) |
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Date: February 12th, 2026 12:33 PM Author: Brussels Sprout: Brussels,Helsinki,Stockholm,Kyiv CODE RED coders (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5834027&forum_id=2],#49665794) |