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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Cobalt Passionate Abode Cuck

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: mind-boggling parlor dog poop

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Metal casino yarmulke

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: unholy bright stain whorehouse



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: nofapping hateful area



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: maroon orchestra pit useless brakes

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: maroon orchestra pit useless brakes

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: titillating navy gas station



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Comical rigor puppy

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Cobalt Passionate Abode Cuck

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Comical rigor puppy

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Cobalt Passionate Abode Cuck

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: High-end at-the-ready school deer antler



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: exciting twinkling gaping stead

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Marvelous wild school cafeteria goal in life

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Cobalt Passionate Abode Cuck

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: exciting twinkling gaping stead

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Cobalt Passionate Abode Cuck

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: exciting twinkling gaping stead

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Metal casino yarmulke

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: titillating navy gas station



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Filthy Self-centered Hell

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: cracking internet-worthy faggotry

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Violent Principal's Office Windowlicker

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling parlor dog poop

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: cracking internet-worthy faggotry



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: vivacious step-uncle's house volcanic crater

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: mind-boggling parlor dog poop

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Cobalt Passionate Abode Cuck

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Yapping mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Irradiated gold fortuitous meteor cumskin

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: confused spot

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Know-it-all fat ankles



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Beta Double Fault

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: exciting twinkling gaping stead

yea i was thinking this too.

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Metal casino yarmulke

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: boyish vermilion resort messiness

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Cobalt Passionate Abode Cuck

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Metal casino yarmulke

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Beta Double Fault

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Cobalt Passionate Abode Cuck

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Beta Double Fault

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: confused spot

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Metal casino yarmulke

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Beta Double Fault

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Metal casino yarmulke

LOL

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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: boyish vermilion resort messiness

180 the gorgon

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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Metal casino yarmulke

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Diverse native

lmao. Please link if you can

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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Beta Double Fault



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Metal casino yarmulke

google search returns this:

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Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Coral main people

lol

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Author: Comical rigor puppy



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Swashbuckling poppy roast beef

lmao

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: cracking internet-worthy faggotry

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Author: Beta Double Fault



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Federal Half-breed

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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Swashbuckling poppy roast beef

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Copper histrionic mother regret

rofl

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted garrison karate



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Metal casino yarmulke

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Charismatic station

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Metal casino yarmulke

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: boyish vermilion resort messiness

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Metal casino yarmulke

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Sanctuary Son Of Senegal

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Beta Double Fault

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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Diverse native



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Swashbuckling poppy roast beef



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: opaque church building ceo

but it's comic gold, so 180

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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: hot ticket booth black woman

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Adventurous incel lettuce

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: exciting twinkling gaping stead

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Burgundy Love Of Her Life Property

Alcoholic?

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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: cream background story point

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Beta Double Fault

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: boyish vermilion resort messiness



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: boyish vermilion resort messiness

thread is vintage zozo

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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: contagious brilliant base



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Violent yellow quadroon filthpig

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: 180 cruise ship milk

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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: salmon marketing idea

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: exciting twinkling gaping stead

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: salmon marketing idea

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: boyish vermilion resort messiness

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Violent yellow quadroon filthpig

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Khaki field

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Author: Swashbuckling poppy roast beef

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Coral main people



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: cream background story point



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: deep brass alpha

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Aquamarine coiffed personal credit line friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: pearl frisky water buffalo masturbator

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: pearl frisky water buffalo masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: harsh theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: unholy bright stain whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Coral main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: excitant rambunctious national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: concupiscible duck-like dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Vigorous Alcoholic Coldplay Fan

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Talented ultramarine multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Odious Topaz Senate Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Vigorous Alcoholic Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Vigorous Alcoholic Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: insane faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Talented ultramarine multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: buck-toothed plaza

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Cobalt Passionate Abode Cuck

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Indigo heady giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Olive exhilarant coffee pot

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Irate black juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Aquamarine coiffed personal credit line friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Aquamarine coiffed personal credit line friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: concupiscible duck-like dysfunction

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: cream background story point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: emerald swollen hall jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: big pistol corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: impressive preventive strike

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Aquamarine coiffed personal credit line friendly grandma

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: carnelian seedy sex offender gaming laptop

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: racy drab brunch philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Coral main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Coral main people



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: racy drab brunch philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Lime stubborn selfie boltzmann

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: sepia dashing legend state



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed hideous lay



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: bespoke office



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: stimulating disturbing range



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: excitant rambunctious national

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle brindle jew

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: racy drab brunch philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Jet judgmental candlestick maker market



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Coral main people



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Jet judgmental candlestick maker market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: aqua forum potus

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Medicated glittery shrine boistinker

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Slippery domesticated becky space

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: avocado cerebral turdskin national security agency



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: hyperventilating ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Slippery domesticated becky space

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: hyperventilating ape

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Slippery domesticated becky space

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Slippery domesticated becky space

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Irate black juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: demanding pit



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Coral main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Learning disabled lascivious sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Cyan fear-inspiring police squad

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Flesh Alcoholic Lodge

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: blathering stage toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: big pistol corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Fragrant Walnut Psychic Parlour

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: spectacular mahogany public bath macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: disrespectful bat shit crazy clown menage

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Talented ultramarine multi-billionaire



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: aphrodisiac impertinent private investor

(Doodikof)

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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy bateful roommate site

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: nofapping hateful area

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: big pistol corner

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: fulano



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#49363699)