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Which one of these would a man living in 900 B.C. trade the MOST for:

BAM! You time-machine back to 900BC and meet some dude, mayb...
pearly house-broken yarmulke
  02/05/25
mattress
Thirsty main people
  02/05/25
cr
Boyish canary mad cow disease
  02/05/25
yeah i think that might be the one. particularly if he were ...
pearly house-broken yarmulke
  02/05/25
Spices. He needs food and one of the reasons spices were so ...
very tactful orchestra pit dingle berry
  02/05/25
would it take that much convincing on the benefits of a matt...
Boyish canary mad cow disease
  02/05/25
have to figure in social motivators, too, which are all impo...
pearly house-broken yarmulke
  02/05/25
I guess part of this hypo is missing-- what social level is ...
very tactful orchestra pit dingle berry
  02/05/25
what if you had peterman there on all fours naked on the mat...
Primrose vivacious temple hairy legs
  02/05/25
The mattress will appeal to plenty of monkey women but he wi...
navy preventive strike
  02/05/25
...
pearly house-broken yarmulke
  02/05/25
Not the mattress. He’s going to want a Tempur-Pedic o...
Tan Free-loading Newt Turdskin
  02/05/25
Spice
Pale cracking base
  02/05/25
(instagram model)
chestnut confused shrine clown
  02/05/25
I don't think the guy would even want the mattress. People ...
Wine Hairraiser Whorehouse Cuckoldry
  02/05/25
the wheelbarrow he would probably think the IG model was ...
irradiated pit brethren
  02/05/25
the resale value on fractions of the spice is going to be in...
slimy glassy gaping travel guidebook
  02/05/25
(Guy who went back to Judea)
irradiated pit brethren
  02/05/25
...
pearly house-broken yarmulke
  02/05/25
is Mr Etruscan homosexual? if not, the girl. if yes, the ov...
Curious Plum Sanctuary
  02/05/25
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pearly house-broken yarmulke
  07/17/25


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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: pearly house-broken yarmulke

BAM! You time-machine back to 900BC and meet some dude, maybe an Etruscan. You have a magic ability to speak his tongue and offer him the chance to trade with you. He cannot harm you or rob you. You present:

1. Instagram model, transported directly from 2025. Thin, fake tits, shaved (for now) pussy, legs, armpits. 110 lbs. Bad attitude. Only speaks American English

https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:1080/1*yKxHoMm-bGvQQ75X2pqrVQ.jpeg

2. Crate of 12 jars of spices. He can sample each with a wet finger

https://i5.walmartimages.com/seo/Kamenstein-12-Glass-Jar-Wooden-Crate-Spice-Rack-Spices-and-Jars-Included_57556870-9101-46ea-a465-4194d8ebede9.2696fe740d89ffa29d6c0990cb9b7bfd.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF

3. Luxury king sized mattress with two pillows

https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0444/9488/0918/t/2/assets/bec40ae7ea74--Avocado-Organic-Luxury-Plush-Pillow-Top-Mattress-127845.jpg?v=1693927656

4. Coverall work suit with zippers and pockets. It fits him perfectly

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/-QUAAOSwurVichSw/s-l1200.jpg

5. Plastic wheelbarrow with rubber tire

https://cdn-kapal.nitrocdn.com/xmZLFsAFJccJxFeZWvyMlInZYKDFqLfT/assets/images/optimized/rev-c0937bf/ezgmfg.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/1088HP_wheelbarrow_in_use.png

You offer him all five choices, but he can only trade for one of these things. Which is most valuable and mind-blowing to him?

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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Thirsty main people

mattress

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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Boyish canary mad cow disease

cr

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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: pearly house-broken yarmulke

yeah i think that might be the one. particularly if he were practical and a little smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2],#48624776)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: very tactful orchestra pit dingle berry

Spices. He needs food and one of the reasons spices were so important to ancients and medieval bros is because the food was not high quality and it helped to have spices to cover up rancid taste, etc. He is also familiar with spices. You would have to convince him of the benefit of the others (other than the model).

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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Boyish canary mad cow disease

would it take that much convincing on the benefits of a mattress after a lifetime of sleeping on a pile of straw?

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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: pearly house-broken yarmulke

have to figure in social motivators, too, which are all important in any human culture. the worksuit would seem 18000 as fuck to me, but I doubt he'd have the courage to look so weird to his peers.

the mattress would be an infinite flex that would signal his wealth and probably one of the first things he would think is "Im getting so much pussy on this"

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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: very tactful orchestra pit dingle berry

I guess part of this hypo is missing-- what social level is this guy?

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Date: February 5th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Primrose vivacious temple hairy legs

what if you had peterman there on all fours naked on the mattess? i think he'd see the benefits then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2],#48626630)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: navy preventive strike

The mattress will appeal to plenty of monkey women but he will have to yield it to his chieftain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2],#48624867)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: pearly house-broken yarmulke



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Date: February 5th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Tan Free-loading Newt Turdskin

Not the mattress. He’s going to want a Tempur-Pedic or Beautyrest Black, not some overpriced eco-friendly Avocado crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2],#48624904)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Pale cracking base

Spice

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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: chestnut confused shrine clown

(instagram model)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2],#48626488)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Wine Hairraiser Whorehouse Cuckoldry

I don't think the guy would even want the mattress. People get used to what they're used to sleeping on. He'd think it was too soft and squishy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2],#48626496)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: irradiated pit brethren

the wheelbarrow

he would probably think the IG model was an underfed boy with some chest disease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2],#48626501)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: slimy glassy gaping travel guidebook

the resale value on fractions of the spice is going to be insane. you can't really cut up a mattress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2],#48626503)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: irradiated pit brethren

(Guy who went back to Judea)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2],#48626535)



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Date: February 5th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: pearly house-broken yarmulke



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Date: February 5th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Curious Plum Sanctuary

is Mr Etruscan homosexual? if not, the girl. if yes, the overalls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2],#48626638)



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Date: July 17th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: pearly house-broken yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5675742&forum_id=2],#49109042)