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Little known fact about 401ks

Following Trump’s EO signed in August 2025, your 401k&...
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180 i hope it goes to israel
tancredi marchiolo
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What's a "cash equivalent" fund? I only know 401k ...
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If you have $ in your 401k that isn’t invested it usua...
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how wld it be "wiped out" nigga this maeks no sens...
AZNgirl changing name to Hormuz so Handsome opens
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read the fine print. you’re basically acting as an ins...
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that sounds very jewish i havent had a 401k in a decade plus...
AZNgirl changing name to Hormuz so Handsome opens
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this can't be real
peeface
  03/14/26
link? i can't find anything about this
Lab Diamond Dallas Trump
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flame
nuclear blackpill
  03/14/26
Seems fine. Just allows retarded 401kmos to buy super high f...
wait till biggus dickus hears of this
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that was the whole point of 401ks u anti semite
AZNgirl changing name to Hormuz so Handsome opens
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I am buying bitcoins in my 401k by using schwab pcra
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why would your 401k be in a "cash equivalent fund"
richard clock
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any portion of your 401k that isn’t invested in stocks...
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do you mean a settlement account? money market mutual fun...
CapTTTainFalcon
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Why would anyone care about that. It should all at least be ...
Oh, you travel?
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Are you a retard? Your portfolio should not be 100% bonds or...
0.1 Deliberate internally about suicide.
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I said “at least” meaning ideally it isn’t...
Oh, you travel?
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You said “ It should all at least be in bonds”
0.1 Deliberate internally about suicide.
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good goy, u get a free day pass to the tel aviv holocaust mu...
AZNgirl changing name to Hormuz so Handsome opens
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the idle money should be invested in $DJT, the $TRUMP memeco...
Juan Eighty
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don’t forget about commemorative 9/11 gold coins
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don't test the chemical composition of those coins if you kn...
Juan Eighty
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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


Following Trump’s EO signed in August 2025, your 401k’s “cash equivalent” fund is now a swap that pays you a higher rate of return but will be completely wiped out if there’s a market crash. MAGA!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2],#49743114)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo

180

i hope it goes to israel

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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: ,.,,,.

What's a "cash equivalent" fund? I only know 401k and roth

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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


If you have $ in your 401k that isn’t invested it usually sits in a cash equivalent account

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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: AZNgirl changing name to Hormuz so Handsome opens

how wld it be "wiped out" nigga this maeks no sense even if u had STOOK etf it wldnt be wiped out in crash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2],#49743195)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


read the fine print. you’re basically acting as an insurer for various funds which pay you a higher rate of return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2],#49743203)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: AZNgirl changing name to Hormuz so Handsome opens

that sounds very jewish i havent had a 401k in a decade plus, converted it to IRA but it was always hilarous to me how they restrict what u can invest in a 401k so these kikes can make more fees, its the biggest furking scam, when i had my 401k with schwab i cant even invest in VOO, SPY, it was some stupid mutual funds with 10x higher fees

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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:41 PM
Author: peeface

this can't be real

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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:26 PM
Author: Lab Diamond Dallas Trump

link? i can't find anything about this

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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: nuclear blackpill

flame

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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

Seems fine. Just allows retarded 401kmos to buy super high fee alternatives they don't understand and get fleeced by Lutnick, Kushner, et al

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/08/democratizing-access-to-alternative-assets-for-401k-investors/

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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: AZNgirl changing name to Hormuz so Handsome opens

that was the whole point of 401ks u anti semite

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2],#49743197)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: ,.,,,.

I am buying bitcoins in my 401k by using schwab pcra

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2],#49743177)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: richard clock

why would your 401k be in a "cash equivalent fund"

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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:36 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


any portion of your 401k that isn’t invested in stocks or bonds is typically set to default into a cash equivalent account

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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:38 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

do you mean a settlement account?

money market mutual fund?

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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:39 PM
Author: Oh, you travel? ( )

Why would anyone care about that. It should all at least be in bonds if you are nearing retirement anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2],#49743206)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: 0.1 Deliberate internally about suicide.

Are you a retard? Your portfolio should not be 100% bonds or even more conservative investments if you are “nearing” retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2],#49743212)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:58 PM
Author: Oh, you travel? ( )

I said “at least” meaning ideally it isn’t in bonds. Stop Gaslighting me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2],#49743271)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: 0.1 Deliberate internally about suicide.

You said “ It should all at least be in bonds”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2],#49743347)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: AZNgirl changing name to Hormuz so Handsome opens

good goy, u get a free day pass to the tel aviv holocaust museum & pool club ($19.99 "Auschwitz remembrance fee" still applies plus 45% tip)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2],#49743218)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: Juan Eighty

the idle money should be invested in $DJT, the $TRUMP memecoin, and World Liberty Financial by default

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2],#49743260)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,,.,..,:,,:,,.,:,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


don’t forget about commemorative 9/11 gold coins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2],#49743273)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: Juan Eighty

don't test the chemical composition of those coins if you know what's good for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5845560&forum_id=2],#49743292)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 4:04 PM
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