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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
| Canary locus filthpig | 04/24/15 |
| rambunctious azure bawdyhouse | 04/24/15 |
| burgundy learning disabled piazza stock car | 04/24/15 |
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| Word combinations | 10/08/25 |
| Floppy arrogant giraffe | 10/22/15 |
| Canary locus filthpig | 05/16/16 |
| misunderstood dopamine heaven | 05/16/16 |
| Canary locus filthpig | 05/16/16 |
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| Canary locus filthpig | 05/16/16 |
| aqua international law enforcement agency point | 12/28/16 |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Canary locus filthpig It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: rambunctious azure bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: burgundy learning disabled piazza stock car (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Lemon beady-eyed stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: sick nubile mental disorder station did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: dun disgusting brethren "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: sexy property cuck (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: vibrant filthy dilemma corn cake "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: spruce milk mexican (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Floppy arrogant giraffe (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Canary locus filthpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: misunderstood dopamine heaven who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Canary locus filthpig Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: misunderstood dopamine heaven whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Canary locus filthpig CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: aqua international law enforcement agency point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Cream Lascivious Genital Piercing 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: provocative emerald theater stage deer antler "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: aqua international law enforcement agency point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Galvanic chestnut pocket flask (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#49335487) |