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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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bateful codepig locale
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
salmon abode marketing idea
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
bateful codepig locale
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
salmon abode marketing idea
  05/01/26
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Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen
  05/01/26
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naked parlour factory reset button
  04/29/26
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bateful codepig locale
  04/29/26
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Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
razzle field athletic conference
  04/29/26
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Floppy den internal respiration
  04/29/26
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Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen
  05/01/26
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dark dilemma
  04/30/26
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Vibrant Soggy Feces
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Vibrant Soggy Feces
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Floppy den internal respiration
  05/02/26
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Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
bateful codepig locale
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
razzle field athletic conference
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
bateful codepig locale
  04/29/26
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Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen
  04/29/26
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Cerise Native Quadroon
  04/29/26
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aqua exciting juggernaut keepsake machete
  04/29/26
180!
Floppy den internal respiration
  04/29/26
hell yeah
naked parlour factory reset button
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
bateful codepig locale
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Spectacular institution
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
bateful codepig locale
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Flickering kitchen
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
bateful codepig locale
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Flickering kitchen
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
bateful codepig locale
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
mentally impaired mildly autistic temple half-breed
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
bateful codepig locale
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Flickering kitchen
  05/01/26
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Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
mentally impaired mildly autistic temple half-breed
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Flickering kitchen
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen
  05/01/26
180
Cerise Native Quadroon
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
naked parlour factory reset button
  05/01/26
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citrine big ladyboy
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
Fuchsia thriller hell
  04/30/26
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Fuchsia thriller hell
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
hot soul-stirring resort round eye
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
bateful codepig locale
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Flickering kitchen
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
bateful codepig locale
  05/01/26
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Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen
  05/01/26
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Flickering kitchen
  05/01/26
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Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
yellow racy whorehouse
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen
  05/01/26
congrats!
Vibrant Soggy Feces
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
Cerise Native Quadroon
  05/01/26
180
Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
bateful codepig locale
  05/01/26
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Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
yellow racy whorehouse
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen
  05/01/26
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Floppy den internal respiration
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: bateful codepig locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851221)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: salmon abode marketing idea

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: bateful codepig locale

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: salmon abode marketing idea

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: naked parlour factory reset button



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: bateful codepig locale



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: razzle field athletic conference

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Floppy den internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: dark dilemma



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Vibrant Soggy Feces



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Vibrant Soggy Feces

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Floppy den internal respiration

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: bateful codepig locale

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: razzle field athletic conference

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: bateful codepig locale

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: Cerise Native Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852307)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: aqua exciting juggernaut keepsake machete



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Floppy den internal respiration

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: naked parlour factory reset button

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: bateful codepig locale

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Spectacular institution

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: bateful codepig locale

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Flickering kitchen

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: bateful codepig locale

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Flickering kitchen

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: bateful codepig locale

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: mentally impaired mildly autistic temple half-breed

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: bateful codepig locale

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Flickering kitchen

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: mentally impaired mildly autistic temple half-breed

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Flickering kitchen

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: Cerise Native Quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: naked parlour factory reset button

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: citrine big ladyboy



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Fuchsia thriller hell

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: Fuchsia thriller hell



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: hot soul-stirring resort round eye

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: bateful codepig locale

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Flickering kitchen

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: bateful codepig locale

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Flickering kitchen



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: yellow racy whorehouse

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Vibrant Soggy Feces

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: Cerise Native Quadroon

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: bateful codepig locale

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: yellow racy whorehouse

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Insanely creepy drunken liquid oxygen

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Floppy den internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49860163)