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Nigerian dude complains that hippo has invaded his house

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180 Nigeria f...
Soul-stirring adulterous gas station boiling water
  10/03/12
tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with
big incel
  10/03/12
especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the hou...
Soul-stirring adulterous gas station boiling water
  10/03/12
plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into y...
big incel
  10/03/12
blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria...
Soul-stirring adulterous gas station boiling water
  10/03/12
dat racis
Sexy alcoholic casino faggot firefighter
  10/03/12
Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.
chestnut corner
  10/22/12
the hippo has already seized the rifle.
crimson deer antler laser beams
  10/03/12
Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim ...
Iridescent Hospital Tank
  10/03/12
spit my diet mountain dew, ty
Azure house-broken azn bbw
  10/11/12
180
Talented puppy national
  10/22/12
jesus....
brilliant submissive corn cake
  10/23/13
IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.
Aphrodisiac Stage Mood
  12/11/13
lmao i'm so glad this was me
Aphrodisiac Stage Mood
  12/22/15
still glad
Aphrodisiac Stage Mood
  05/30/16
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Know-it-all Yarmulke Main People
  07/15/14
Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  10/03/12
prescient
big incel
  10/30/12
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big incel
  07/08/13
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arousing drab whorehouse
  10/20/14
lol
indigo selfie
  12/11/13
no, it's very speciesist
Marvelous Private Investor Lay
  06/24/21
""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my ho...
Splenetic disrespectful crotch regret
  10/03/12
he just bein' he
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White State
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violent ruddy parlour
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The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not ...
Provocative swollen kitty
  10/04/12
most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal br...
Sable mother
  10/22/12
Dude has important emails to send out!
Bistre trailer park
  12/09/12
haha ty
appetizing filthpig address
  12/27/12
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medicated flatulent karate locale
  05/25/23
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medicated flatulent karate locale
  08/30/24
replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods...
stimulating aggressive potus
  10/03/12
Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?
Splenetic disrespectful crotch regret
  10/03/12
This should have been posed as a question at last nights deb...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  10/04/12
das just opra filming.
Costumed mewling persian place of business
  10/04/12
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mind-boggling chocolate set giraffe
  12/05/12
xo at its best
Underhanded twinkling field
  10/04/12
Still kinda worried about this guy
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  10/07/12
yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(
Cracking mentally impaired heaven rigor
  10/07/12
Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet bro...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  10/11/12
180
Underhanded twinkling field
  10/11/12
Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his h...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  10/17/12
brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incred...
Gay Nibblets Indian Lodge
  11/10/12
If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the h...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  10/22/12
Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?
Silver effete round eye
  10/22/12
Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight ...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  10/22/12
180
Geriatric Jet-lagged Really Tough Guy
  11/10/12
this was underrated
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duck-like boyish clown stage
  12/29/17
in da HOUSE
Coiffed disturbing idea he suggested genital piercing
  10/22/12
Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fa...
vibrant ticket booth
  10/22/12
no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  10/22/12
lol
Know-it-all Yarmulke Main People
  10/23/12
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Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  10/30/12
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mischievous seedy digit ratio
  11/10/12
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Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  10/23/12
Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this http:/...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  10/30/12
brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? ...
big incel
  10/30/12
brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find fro...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  10/30/12
shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this sit...
big incel
  10/30/12
Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hipp...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  10/30/12
brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific ...
big incel
  10/30/12
I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers wi...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  10/30/12
Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this do...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  10/31/12
they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/118...
shimmering galvanic garrison affirmative action
  10/30/12
Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that i...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  10/30/12
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Coral federal turdskin
  02/08/13
ITT: the decline of black marriage explained
mind-boggling chocolate set giraffe
  10/30/12
Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia: ...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  10/31/12
http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos As an aside, did ...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  10/31/12
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Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  10/31/12
a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pre...
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Geriatric Jet-lagged Really Tough Guy
  11/04/12
A hippo adversely possessing your house.
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  11/10/12
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aqua exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
  06/24/13
but enough about my wife...
Spectacular Hairless Sanctuary
  10/31/12
Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alph...
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  11/02/12
Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for praye...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  11/02/12
...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  11/04/12
brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to...
big incel
  11/04/12
Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor ...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  11/04/12
RIP brother
big incel
  03/07/17
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Talented puppy national
  11/04/12
Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this ...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  11/08/12
UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had fe...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  11/09/12
brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information ...
Gay Nibblets Indian Lodge
  11/10/12
brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team ...
mischievous seedy digit ratio
  11/10/12
I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assi...
Gay Nibblets Indian Lodge
  11/10/12
hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the on...
mischievous seedy digit ratio
  11/10/12
and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need ...
Gay Nibblets Indian Lodge
  11/10/12
i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty...
mischievous seedy digit ratio
  11/10/12
Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a tele...
Gay Nibblets Indian Lodge
  11/10/12
this is a 180 idea word needs to get beyond the insularity...
mischievous seedy digit ratio
  11/10/12
We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness....
Gay Nibblets Indian Lodge
  11/10/12
Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry f...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  11/10/12
Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in pre...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  11/10/12
brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure...
mischievous seedy digit ratio
  11/10/12
Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsid...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  11/10/12
brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk chill hippos like t...
mischievous seedy digit ratio
  11/10/12
They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never inv...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  11/10/12
brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those p...
mischievous seedy digit ratio
  11/10/12
Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we c...
Gay Nibblets Indian Lodge
  11/10/12
Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthan...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  11/10/12
I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 2...
Gay Nibblets Indian Lodge
  11/10/12
CR this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros m...
mischievous seedy digit ratio
  11/10/12
This is what American men call golf.
brindle french chef international law enforcement agency
  11/10/12
so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his c...
Soul-stirring adulterous gas station boiling water
  11/12/12
did they check the closets? hippos are wont for closet hi...
Coiffed disturbing idea he suggested genital piercing
  11/12/12
Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually provid...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  11/19/12
How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to...
Gay Nibblets Indian Lodge
  11/19/12
Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving ...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  11/20/12
Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this cou...
bearded rose theater stage
  11/19/12
Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism
Learning Disabled Tattoo
  11/21/12
Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Appar...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  12/04/12
yes! i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time...
mischievous seedy digit ratio
  12/04/12
brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be u...
big incel
  12/04/12
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Judgmental marketing idea
  12/05/12
They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired...
self-absorbed idiot public bath
  12/05/12
This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If the...
Splenetic disrespectful crotch regret
  12/05/12
we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with
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concupiscible abnormal sneaky criminal
  12/16/12
Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?
Cerebral Canary Striped Hyena
  12/05/12
he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs ri...
crimson deer antler laser beams
  12/05/12
ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like t...
Alcoholic dilemma party of the first part
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mischievous seedy digit ratio
  12/09/12
Lies
Maniacal Toilet Seat Native
  12/05/12
WTF!!!
mischievous seedy digit ratio
  12/09/12
you should sue, bro
Red senate
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Geriatric Jet-lagged Really Tough Guy
  01/23/16
For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then...
Bistre trailer park
  12/09/12
180.
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  12/09/12
lol
Henna titillating school cafeteria
  10/23/13
predictable, but still lulzy
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This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole sit...
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brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us t...
big incel
  12/27/12
Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigeria...
Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
  01/12/13
Update?
medicated flatulent karate locale
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Sickened Elite Principal's Office
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medicated flatulent karate locale
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Second page!?
Silver effete round eye
  02/12/13
I want a fucking update.
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aqua exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
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Has the hippo tired?
fighting chapel famous landscape painting
  07/08/13
update?
cyan ceo point
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Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap
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stirring pocket flask
  10/07/13
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Swashbuckling magical faggotry
  10/08/13
Is the hippo still chillin??
Free-loading grizzly athletic conference
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With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been bles...
smoky center
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duck-like boyish clown stage
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Pontificating liquid oxygen kitchen
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Any updates?
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Amber Lodge Keepsake Machete
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Talented puppy national
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medicated flatulent karate locale
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anyone heard anything about this?
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Red senate
  10/20/14
I would really like a follow up article
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brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND ...
Coral federal turdskin
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medicated flatulent karate locale
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bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a ...
Coral federal turdskin
  02/12/15
lets do this
Cerebral Canary Striped Hyena
  02/12/15
hippo is still there
Slimy messiness
  02/12/15
gots to get mine ofs
Maniacal Toilet Seat Native
  02/12/15
180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too
Slimy messiness
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Up-to-no-good box office
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days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures
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arousing drab whorehouse
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White State
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This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.
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crimson deer antler laser beams
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diverse soggy voyeur lettuce
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Update?
stirring pocket flask
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His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked
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the latest?
medicated flatulent karate locale
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op literally died before the hippo
diverse soggy voyeur lettuce
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medicated flatulent karate locale
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update?
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The hippo has not yet tired
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He impregnated the hippo
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OP died
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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous gas station boiling water

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-19818180

Nigeria floods bring crocodiles and hippos into homes

Dangerous animals, including crocodiles, snakes and hippos, have found their way into homes and communities in central Nigeria after devastating flooding, residents say.

The creatures were carried along flood-swollen rivers, say the authorities.

"There is now a hippopotamus in [my] house," Benue state resident Wuese Jirake told the BBC. "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

Mr Jirake told the BBC he had returned to his home to find it occupied by the hippo.

"This morning I visited my house. It is still inundated with the flood waters above my waist. There is now a hippopotamus in the house," he said.

He said he had reported the situation to the authorities.

"I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home. If there is any other way of dealing with the problem, the authorities need to pursue that because it is beyond my abilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706308)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:18 PM
Author: big incel

tbf, that does sound like a difficult problem to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706340)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:19 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous gas station boiling water

especially if your rifle or whatever is still inside the house. i wouldn't want to take on a hippo with just a handgun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706346)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:21 PM
Author: big incel

plus theres a chance if you shoot it it might retreat into your house to die and then you'd have to remove the body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706357)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous gas station boiling water

blood and poop EVERYWHERE. though in a country like nigeria, i'd probably just tell people to bring their knives and machetes and get some free meat, and the thing would be gone in an hour or so, bones and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706394)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:27 PM
Author: Sexy alcoholic casino faggot firefighter

dat racis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706403)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:17 PM
Author: chestnut corner

Throw the best damn HBBQ the County has ever SEEN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21852113)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:33 PM
Author: crimson deer antler laser beams

the hippo has already seized the rifle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706434)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Iridescent Hospital Tank

Jim Varney got the shotgun, Brian, don't ask me how but Jim Varney got the shotgun!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706964)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:51 PM
Author: Azure house-broken azn bbw

spit my diet mountain dew, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21765089)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: Talented puppy national

180

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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:08 PM
Author: brilliant submissive corn cake

jesus....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24291766)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Stage Mood

IT'S GOING FOR MY GIRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24619733)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Stage Mood

lmao i'm so glad this was me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#29434379)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:52 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Stage Mood

still glad

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Date: July 15th, 2014 3:24 AM
Author: Know-it-all Yarmulke Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#25934454)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:43 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Tbf, this does sound like a very difficult problem. However, I am not sure why he thinks it may tire and the decide to leave. It seems more like it feels pretty safe in the house and so when it tires it will likely stay. Further, waiting for Nigerian authorities seems futile at best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706894)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:45 PM
Author: big incel

prescient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21924016)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:30 PM
Author: big incel



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:11 AM
Author: arousing drab whorehouse



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:20 PM
Author: indigo selfie

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24619719)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Marvelous Private Investor Lay

no, it's very speciesist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42682157)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:44 PM
Author: Splenetic disrespectful crotch regret

""I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home.""

Translation

"Hippo? Let it do what it do."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706902)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:44 PM
Author: Histrionic business firm queen of the night

he just bein' he

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21932533)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: White State



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#29410912)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:50 PM
Author: violent ruddy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#32779408)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:46 AM
Author: Provocative swollen kitty

The formality of his diction is pretty lulzy. Hope it's not just the translation.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21713532)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:13 PM
Author: Sable mother

most of the african immigrants i know speak really formal british english

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21852089)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:29 AM
Author: Bistre trailer park

Dude has important emails to send out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22196796)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:30 AM
Author: appetizing filthpig address

haha ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22319227)



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: medicated flatulent karate locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#46355886)



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Date: August 30th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: medicated flatulent karate locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#48027285)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 2:52 PM
Author: stimulating aggressive potus

replace hippo with "ghetto black" and "floods" with "Obama administration" and you'll have the situation in the aftermath of Nov. 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706536)



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Date: October 3rd, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: Splenetic disrespectful crotch regret

Alpha Hippo Bros to TTT Nigerians: U mad bros?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21706908)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 8:54 AM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

This should have been posed as a question at last nights debate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21713434)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:13 AM
Author: Costumed mewling persian place of business

das just opra filming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21713457)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:59 PM
Author: mind-boggling chocolate set giraffe

170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22172069)



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Date: October 4th, 2012 9:42 AM
Author: Underhanded twinkling field

xo at its best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21713523)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:57 AM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Still kinda worried about this guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21733823)



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Date: October 7th, 2012 9:58 AM
Author: Cracking mentally impaired heaven rigor

yeah we haven't heard from him in a while :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21733828)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:39 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Wondering if that hippodood has grown tired and left yet brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21765014)



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Date: October 11th, 2012 5:44 PM
Author: Underhanded twinkling field

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21765053)



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Date: October 17th, 2012 9:39 AM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Still hoping our Nigerian bro has regained dominion of his home, but I haven't heard =(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21810333)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Gay Nibblets Indian Lodge

brother, this keeps me awake at night. This hippo has incredible patience and endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012620)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 12:58 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

If this bro had a hyena as a pet the hyena might chase the hippo out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21851969)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Silver effete round eye

Don't fight the hippo bro, how long until it tires?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21852034)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:43 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Can't decide if this was an intentional play on don't fight the hypo, but either way 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21852754)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:39 PM
Author: Geriatric Jet-lagged Really Tough Guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013847)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:05 PM
Author: Amber Lodge Keepsake Machete

this was underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24455206)



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Date: March 8th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: Internet-worthy Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#32779534)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: duck-like boyish clown stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#35039502)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 1:35 PM
Author: Coiffed disturbing idea he suggested genital piercing

in da HOUSE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21852257)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: vibrant ticket booth

Thought this was going to be about a Nigerian dude with a fat wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21852763)



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Date: October 22nd, 2012 3:00 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

no man its a literal hippo and the damn thing seems to have incredible endurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21852908)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Know-it-all Yarmulke Main People

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21862402)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:59 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21924076)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:30 AM
Author: mischievous seedy digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012607)



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Date: October 23rd, 2012 11:29 AM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21862390)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Lets hope this dood isnt still coming home to this

http://www.google.com/imgres?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=9Qb&sa=X&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&biw=1280&bih=909&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6UyuMkIVIhwmdM:&imgrefurl=http://www.voanews.com/content/article/160349.html&docid=gb4ou_YTS-8V-M&imgurl=http://gdb.voanews.eu/3916F003-23A3-4F78-8284-4CBFE0EC1892_mw800_s.jpg&w=800&h=534&ei=FwyQUOv3KMmpqwGj7IDYAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=832&vpy=318&dur=444&hovh=157&hovw=238&tx=172&ty=108&sig=112209737293871533449&page=2&tbnh=141&tbnw=215&start=24&ndsp=31&ved=1t:429,i:171

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21923889)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:25 PM
Author: big incel

brother has anybody heard anything? is the hippo tired yet? have the nigerian authorities provided any assistance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21923924)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:28 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

brother I have not heard. The only statement I can find from the nigerian authorities is as follows:

The co-ordinator of the agency in north-central Nigeria, Abdussalam Muhammad, told the BBC that it was not safe for people to go back to their houses because of the presence of the dangerous animals.

“Presently there are crocodiles and snakes as well as other dangerous animals brought in by the floodwaters that are living in those houses, so, if the people return, it will be harmful to them and they will put their lives at risk,” he said.

So that doesnt sound like they are being very useful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21923934)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: big incel

shitty brother. I'm going to specifically reference this situation in my prayers for the next several days and hopefully things will get resolved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21923943)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Pray for the haze of sleep and fatigue to overcome that hippo brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21923957)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:40 PM
Author: big incel

brother i will do just that as i think god prefers specific requests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21923989)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:54 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

I believe this too brother. I am hopeful that our prayers will greatly assist our Nigerian bro as this situation is beyond his ability to handle it on his own.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21924046)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 5:01 AM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Up at four thirty to begin early morning prayers for this dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21931187)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:31 PM
Author: shimmering galvanic garrison affirmative action

they are FRIENDS now http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1066/1183407057_98054af874.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21923952)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:33 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Brother that is not our unfortunate nigerian brother, that is just some homosexual zoo keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21923963)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:25 AM
Author: Coral federal turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22594318)



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Date: October 30th, 2012 1:51 PM
Author: mind-boggling chocolate set giraffe

ITT: the decline of black marriage explained

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21924034)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:34 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Perhaps he could wait until dusk. According to wikipedia:

Hippos leave the water at dusk and travel inland, sometimes up to 8 kilometers (5 mi), to graze on short grass, their main source of food. They spend four to five hours grazing and can consume 68 kilograms (150 lb) of grass each night.[

Then he could rush in and block the doors so the hippo does not return

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21932465)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:37 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

http://natgeotv.com/asia/cocaine-hippos

As an aside, did anyone now that Pablo Escobar intoduced hippos to Columbia where they thrive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21932484)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:50 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21932572)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: ocher beady-eyed mad cow disease

a hippo exercising nigerian squatter's rights would be a pretty 180 moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21932511)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Geriatric Jet-lagged Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21959315)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:35 AM
Author: Gay Nibblets Indian Lodge

A hippo adversely possessing your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012622)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 1:10 AM
Author: aqua exhilarant twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#23461792)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 12:40 PM
Author: Spectacular Hairless Sanctuary

but enough about my wife...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21932514)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 12:09 AM
Author: Dashing personal credit line

Can we all agree that this hippo is the epitome of xoxo alphaness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21943895)



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Date: November 2nd, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Went to early mass today and when the priest asked for prayer requests, I mentioned our poor nigerian brother and asked the congregation to pray for the hippo to tire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21946105)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21959241)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: big incel

brother i put an announcement in the church bulletin next to all the listings of people in the hospital.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21959260)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:59 AM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Thank you brother, I hope that your congregation will honor this prayer request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21959388)



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Date: March 7th, 2017 11:48 PM
Author: big incel

RIP brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#32779394)



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Date: November 4th, 2012 11:55 AM
Author: Talented puppy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21959343)



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Date: November 8th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Maybe now that Mitt has some free time he will go help this guy out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#21999738)



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Date: November 9th, 2012 11:07 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

UNICEF kid just came by (it wasn't the landshark as I had feared)Gave him 75 cents and made him pledge that it was going to our hippo plagued brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22011605)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:26 AM
Author: Gay Nibblets Indian Lodge

brothers, I wrote to the BBC requesting further information as to whether or not the hippo has tired as of yet, but I haven't heard back. Should we put together a collection and send a team to Nigeria to help out our dear friend? The situation is beyond his abilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012594)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: mischievous seedy digit ratio

brother im fairly certain we could round up a reliable team of hippo MFEs here on xo. that nigerian bro has got to be having his patience tested by now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012629)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:39 AM
Author: Gay Nibblets Indian Lodge

I would like to do my part to help our dear comrade and assist in trying to tire this hippo out. Our brother said it is beyond his abilities, we have to help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012637)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: mischievous seedy digit ratio

hell yeah. lets do it. tiring out this hippo could be the one chance for some of us to perform something of real value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012683)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:49 AM
Author: Gay Nibblets Indian Lodge

and this hippo seems to have incredible stamina, so we need all hands on deck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012688)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 2:59 AM
Author: mischievous seedy digit ratio

i have a feeling this hippo has possibly grown and is mighty comfortable in that dudes house. everyone who undertakes this mission needs to be committed to tiring out this indomitable hippo for the long haul

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012723)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:10 AM
Author: Gay Nibblets Indian Lodge

Brother, I think it's time we call Sting and organize a telethon/concert to raise $ to assist in tiring the hippo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012752)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: mischievous seedy digit ratio

this is a 180 idea

word needs to get beyond the insularity of xo about the dire situation this seemingly tireless hippo has presented a good nigerian dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22012771)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:06 AM
Author: Gay Nibblets Indian Lodge

We all need to do our part to raise hippo stamina awareness. You never know when you might find a hippo occupying your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013261)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 10:12 AM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Brothers of course I am all in for this proposition. Sorry for my late response. I had gone to confession to discuss wit my priest my waning faith as my prayers have seemed ineffectual. The priests reply was " what is faith without works" and I have returned here and gods will is clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013284)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:33 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Brothers going to get my first round of malaria shots in preparation for this rescue mission. Also wondering if I got a pygmy hippo and brought it along it would confuse the home invading full size hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013830)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:45 PM
Author: mischievous seedy digit ratio

brother i like this idea but if you do go that route be sure it is a chill one. the last thing we need is for a second, even if small, hippo to spaz the fuck out while we're trying to tire out the large occupying hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013869)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Brother, the chillest one I know has passed. I will reconsider this strategy in light of this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013884)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:53 PM
Author: mischievous seedy digit ratio

brother that made me :((((( as fukkkkkk

chill hippos like that one are few and far between brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013908)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:56 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

They are indeed. That chill baby pygmy hippo would never invade our Nigerian brothers domicile. The irony is that of he did our brother would welcome him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013932)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: mischievous seedy digit ratio

brother if im not mistaken miniature chill hippos in those parts are held in the same regard as puppydoods over here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013970)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:51 PM
Author: Gay Nibblets Indian Lodge

Brother, you don't need shots, if we COP some malerone, we can pop our first round tonight as we board an overnight flight for Lagos. This hippo remains steadfast in the face of our Nigerian brother and we must deploy immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013903)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:00 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Brother, this is an excellent point. I have found a Lufthansa flight out of the ATL at 10 pm. We have to layover in Brussels for for hours but we will be in Lagos 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013948)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:23 PM
Author: Gay Nibblets Indian Lodge

I only hope that our dear brother can hold out for another 20 hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22014045)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 1:04 PM
Author: mischievous seedy digit ratio

CR

this hippo has basically become the POTUS of this bros modest dwelling. we must not let this be an example for other hippos with incredible stamina and unbreakable spirits to see and follow

im searching for flights now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013963)



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Date: November 10th, 2012 12:35 PM
Author: brindle french chef international law enforcement agency

This is what American men call golf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22013834)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:37 AM
Author: Soul-stirring adulterous gas station boiling water

so anyway, i managed to get ahold of this poor dood on his cellphone. here's the deal:

-the hippo is bigger than ever, is alert and awake, and has grown so large that he is putting cracks into one of the interior walls

-he is currently and unhappily staying in a relative's outdoor courtyard, and can only recharge his phone during a three-hour window every other day

-a delegation of scientists and hippo ethologists from columbia university made a visit a couple days ago, looked at the hippo, took some images with high-tech cameras, but then left with grim expressions and only the vaguest of comments

basically, we are facing an unprecedented challenge. we will have to commit to this project perhaps for YEARS, folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22025839)



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Date: November 12th, 2012 2:52 AM
Author: Coiffed disturbing idea he suggested genital piercing

did they check the closets?

hippos are wont for closet hidages

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22025895)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:08 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Guys bad news on the "authorities" actually providing any assistance. The latest...

President GOODLUCK JONATHAN and his CAN (Christian Association of Nigeria) coalition government want to help... but they have been cautious allocating funds to agencies wrought with corruption

Fuck that guy. Doesnt he realize that this is beyond that poor man's abilities. He needs to get the money flowing immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22075294)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:22 PM
Author: Gay Nibblets Indian Lodge

How can President Jonathan not lend some of his good luck to our poor brother who is unable to deal with this hippo situation. We have never seen a hippo with this sort of stamina before brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22075363)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 11:16 AM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Brother, I am happy that they do not celebrate thanksgiving in nigeria, as it would make me incredibly sad to think of this poor man spending such a holiday with a hippo in his house. Let us hope this hippos seemingly endless endurance and stamina runs out by Christmas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22082107)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 2:17 PM
Author: bearded rose theater stage

Now you can understand the predicament of whites in this country. Replace hippopotamus with "black guy with a gun".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22075323)



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Date: November 21st, 2012 5:52 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Tattoo

Stfu don't ruin this thread with ur sps racism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22090837)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:41 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Our Nigerian brother may be about to get some relief! Apparently the richest man in africa has made a significant donation! Brothers, I feel that even if the hippo has not become fatigued as of yet he may soon!

he Presidential Committee on Flood Relief and Rehabilitation — a thirty-four-member panel established by the Nigerian government in the wake of floods that have killed more than three hundred and sixty people since July and left millions homeless — has announced more than $22.1 million in recent contributions from two of the country's wealthiest businessmen to assist flood victims.

The latest commitments include $15.8 million (N2.5 billion) from Alhaji Aliko Dangote, Africa's richest man according to Forbes magazine and co-chair of the committee, and $6.3 million (N1 billion) from Visafone Telecommunications chair Jim Ovia. Dangote, who also contributed $950,000 for the running of the secretariat, pledged to hold the committee accountable for how the relief and recovery funds are distributed. To that end, the committee plans to post all donations made to the fund, along with brief descriptions of how the funds are being spent, on its Web site.

Earlier this month, the Office for the Coordination of Humanitarian Affairs announced that some $38 million (N6 billion) is needed to assist the two million people left homeless by flooding in Nigeria. Since that time, a number of charitable organizations and donors have pledged their support for relief efforts, which to date have provided nearly 260,000 displaced persons in seventeen camps with emergency supplies. However, UNICEF spokeswoman Marixie Mercado said that with two-thirds of displaced Nigerians getting their drinking water from ponds, streams, or unprotected wells and approximately 70 percent lacking basic sanitation, the need for flood relief assistance continues to grow.

Businesses like Visafone continue to discuss how they might work to address this crisis and other future disasters. "We have made our humble donation and we are still looking at other areas of assistance we can render," said Ovia. "Plans are afoot towards setting up emergency call centers to mitigate the effect of future occurrence. Since [disasters such as this one happen naturally], we may not be able to stop [them,] but at [the very least we can] lessen the effect on both the people and our environment through timely action which the call centers can facilitate."

http://foundationcenter.org/pnd/news/story.jhtml?id=400100010

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22167035)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: mischievous seedy digit ratio

yes!

i am optimistic that this hippo might tire out in time for the new year!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22167053)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:50 PM
Author: big incel

brother, any word on specific ways that this money will be utilized to remove the hippo? i am also optimistic, but i know graft can be a significant problem in that part of the world and am worried about fly-by-night hippo removal outfits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22167072)



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Date: December 4th, 2012 4:55 PM
Author: Black painfully honest shrine toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22167100)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:51 AM
Author: Judgmental marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22170419)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 12:47 PM
Author: self-absorbed idiot public bath

They will chase the hippo around the house to make him tired. Then he will leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22171980)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: Splenetic disrespectful crotch regret

This sounds like a third rate plan to tire the hippo. If these clowns are retained I have only one prediction for Christmas: MOAR HIPPO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22172196)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:18 PM
Author: heady theatre

we can only hope. really beyond our ability to deal with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22172202)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: concupiscible abnormal sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22264949)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:06 PM
Author: Cerebral Canary Striped Hyena

Is there anything Batman can do to alleviate this problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22172130)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:16 PM
Author: crimson deer antler laser beams

he's the hippo Nigeria deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22172187)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 1:20 PM
Author: Alcoholic dilemma party of the first part

ugh hippos are VERY territorial and violent. they're like the nigs of africa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22172210)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: mischievous seedy digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22196751)



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Date: December 5th, 2012 2:02 PM
Author: Maniacal Toilet Seat Native

Lies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22172443)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:16 AM
Author: mischievous seedy digit ratio

WTF!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22196748)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:17 AM
Author: Red senate

you should sue, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22196754)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:23 AM
Author: Haunting salmon halford jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22196776)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Geriatric Jet-lagged Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#29662679)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 3:33 AM
Author: Bistre trailer park

For a small fee of 265 pounds I will remove this hippo, then transfer back to you 4 hippos as international laws prohibit hippo removal services to retain the originally removed hippo. the hippo is worth over 6 million dollars and left no qualifying heirs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22196812)



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Date: December 9th, 2012 7:56 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

180.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22200520)



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Date: October 23rd, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Henna titillating school cafeteria

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24291725)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:15 AM
Author: Bossy balding death wish jew

predictable, but still lulzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#26552451)



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Date: December 16th, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Floppy abode associate

This guy's surprisingly chill and fratty about the whole situaish: "I hope that when it is tired, it may leave my home."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22264960)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 7:36 PM
Author: glittery plum space factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42463647)



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Date: December 27th, 2012 1:27 AM
Author: big incel

brothers i think this whole sandy hook thing has caused us to take our eye off the ball. has ANYONE heard whether the hippo is tired yet opr whether they were able to lure it out with a cabbage or watermelon or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22319218)



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Date: January 12th, 2013 1:16 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap

Brothers here is either a way to help or a brilliant Nigerian scammer, I can't tell which

https://nigeriafloodrelief.org/donate/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22417503)



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Date: February 4th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: medicated flatulent karate locale

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22566167)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:22 AM
Author: Sickened Elite Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22594304)



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Date: February 8th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: medicated flatulent karate locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22594463)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 2:39 PM
Author: Silver effete round eye

Second page!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#22623246)



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Date: April 16th, 2013 10:43 PM
Author: medicated flatulent karate locale

I want a fucking update.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#23012426)



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Date: May 7th, 2013 11:53 PM
Author: Judgmental marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#23154998)



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Date: June 24th, 2013 12:18 AM
Author: crystalline misanthropic university telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#23461553)



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Date: June 25th, 2013 1:28 AM
Author: aqua exhilarant twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#23469234)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 11:42 AM
Author: Pontificating liquid oxygen kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#23567642)



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Date: July 8th, 2013 12:38 PM
Author: fighting chapel famous landscape painting

Has the hippo tired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#23568022)



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Date: August 16th, 2013 11:31 PM
Author: cyan ceo point

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#23856355)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 5:17 PM
Author: Unholy Sweet Tailpipe Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#23859528)



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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: stirring pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24184749)



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Date: October 8th, 2013 9:53 PM
Author: Swashbuckling magical faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24196195)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 1:50 PM
Author: Free-loading grizzly athletic conference

Is the hippo still chillin??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24455146)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:09 PM
Author: smoky center

With no updates, we fear the worst. This hippo has been blessed with otherworldly endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24455222)



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Date: November 17th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: duck-like boyish clown stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24455251)



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Date: December 11th, 2013 6:19 PM
Author: Pontificating liquid oxygen kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#24619709)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:04 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good box office

Any updates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#25168464)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 6:24 AM
Author: Crusty Curious Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#25169040)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:07 AM
Author: Amber Lodge Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#25168484)



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Date: March 11th, 2014 1:21 AM
Author: Talented puppy national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#25168584)



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Date: July 10th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: medicated flatulent karate locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#25902082)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 3:59 AM
Author: Very Tactful Spot Doctorate

anyone heard anything about this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#26552429)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:04 AM
Author: Red senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#26552436)



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Date: October 20th, 2014 4:18 AM
Author: fighting chapel famous landscape painting

I would really like a follow up article

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#26552460)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Coral federal turdskin

brothers have we heard any updates from our nigerian FRIEND about his hippo problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#27304219)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: medicated flatulent karate locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#27304232)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Coral federal turdskin

bro i hope the hippo dood tires too but wouldn't being in a house make him lazy and complacent? there's food in the fridge, AC, wireless internet...why would a hippo want to go back out to the watering hole after that...i think our nigerain friend is delusional but he knows more about the hippo than i do so idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#27304251)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:08 PM
Author: Cerebral Canary Striped Hyena

lets do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#27304298)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: Slimy messiness

hippo is still there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#27304258)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: Maniacal Toilet Seat Native

gots to get mine ofs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#27304408)



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Date: February 12th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Slimy messiness

180 there's an actual zebra who poasts here too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#27304421)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:46 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#28340488)



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Date: July 16th, 2015 12:53 AM
Author: Sienna razzle old irish cottage

days pass and the world grows old but the hippo endures

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#28340559)



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Date: November 19th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: Thirsty Generalized Bond Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#29212305)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: arousing drab whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#29410909)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: White State

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#29410911)



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 4:25 PM
Author: Racy carnelian temple preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#29434341)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: lake contagious kitty cat nursing home

This fuckin' hippo has mad endurance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#29662642)



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Date: December 29th, 2017 11:29 PM
Author: duck-like boyish clown stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#35039499)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: Wine Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#29662648)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: medicated flatulent karate locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#29662654)



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Date: January 23rd, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Geriatric Jet-lagged Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#29662687)



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Date: May 30th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Gold market



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Date: April 24th, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: medicated flatulent karate locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#33146796)



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Date: September 24th, 2017 5:53 PM
Author: Insane honey-headed site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#34286254)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:16 AM
Author: Thirsty Generalized Bond Wrinkle

Hippocampus Blasey ford bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#36901022)



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Date: September 27th, 2018 11:17 AM
Author: Comical boltzmann



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Date: November 24th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: crimson deer antler laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#39163563)



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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: diverse soggy voyeur lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#39381032)



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Date: March 3rd, 2021 4:15 PM
Author: stirring pocket flask

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42042246)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Sooty Orchestra Pit Pervert

His girlfriend is still living with him last time we checked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42137590)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:01 PM
Author: medicated flatulent karate locale

the latest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42137565)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: diverse soggy voyeur lettuce

op literally died before the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42137600)



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Date: March 20th, 2021 5:07 PM
Author: medicated flatulent karate locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42137607)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:46 PM
Author: medicated flatulent karate locale

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42463426)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:52 PM
Author: Razzmatazz mahogany station windowlicker

The hippo has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42463464)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:11 PM
Author: Trip Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42682189)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:53 PM
Author: Avocado milk scourge upon the earth

He impregnated the hippo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42463469)



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Date: June 8th, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: medicated flatulent karate locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42596334)



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Date: May 14th, 2021 6:47 PM
Author: Twisted Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42463431)



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Date: June 24th, 2021 10:02 PM
Author: Odious misunderstood stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#42682151)



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Date: December 20th, 2021 12:02 PM
Author: medicated flatulent karate locale

where are we on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#43643092)



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Date: January 17th, 2022 12:30 PM
Author: medicated flatulent karate locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#43798052)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: Translucent gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#44138572)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 10:49 PM
Author: arrogant den patrolman

somehow never seen this thread before. Keep up the good work brother others need to know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#44138580)



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Date: March 30th, 2022 3:20 PM
Author: medicated flatulent karate locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#44247272)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Swashbuckling magical faggotry

update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#45348978)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:28 AM
Author: Splenetic disrespectful crotch regret

I have emailed the BBC several times asking for an update, none was forthcoming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#45348981)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling magical faggotry

Are you not in Mother Africa right now, brother? Perhaps a sojourn in Nigeria to inquire into our friend's status, and the status of the intruder, who I fear has not yet tired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#45348991)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:15 AM
Author: medicated flatulent karate locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#45349171)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:30 AM
Author: Splenetic disrespectful crotch regret

This is a blessed idea brother. Surely the hippo cannot possess such endurance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#45349229)



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Date: October 18th, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: diverse soggy voyeur lettuce

OP died

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Date: September 8th, 2024 12:16 AM
Author: maroon depressive base



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Date: May 25th, 2023 7:56 PM
Author: Deranged school haunted graveyard



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Ungodly ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#46847710)



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Date: September 26th, 2023 8:40 PM
Author: Spruce exciting travel guidebook



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Date: September 7th, 2024 11:40 PM
Author: medicated flatulent karate locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#48061560)



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Date: December 21st, 2023 4:42 PM
Author: Translucent gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#47198841)



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Date: September 9th, 2024 6:51 PM
Author: medicated flatulent karate locale

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Analysis of the Thread and Context

The thread, originating from a post by "Sable point clown" in October 2012, begins with the seemingly bizarre and humorous report of a hippo invading a Nigerian man’s home due to flooding. The thread is an example of how AutoAdmit (XO) threads can spiral into a blend of dark humor, absurdity, and offbeat commentary, reflecting the forum's culture.

Themes and Dynamics Observed in the Thread:

Humor and Absurdity: The initial post serves as a jumping-off point for a long-running joke. Several poasters take the narrative of the hippo invasion and run with it, often pushing the scenario into increasingly ridiculous or surreal territory. For example, "bronze fighting spot idiot" and "haunting rigpig half-breed" engage in a faux-serious dialogue about praying for the Nigerian man, highlighting the forum's tendency toward irony and parody.

Cultural Commentary and Stereotypes: While some posts in the thread maintain a humorous tone, there are several moments where cultural commentary and stereotypes surface. "Mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles" points out perceived racism in a comment, and posts like "Buff Theatre" make controversial comparisons involving race and politics, which are characteristic of the forum's provocative nature.

Community Engagement: The length and continued interest in the thread over several years demonstrate how certain threads can captivate and maintain the attention of the community. Many poasters contribute their own takes or "bump" the thread years later, asking for updates or making jokes. It shows a level of engagement where even the most absurd topics can gain a sort of cult following on AutoAdmit.

Long-Running Jokes and Anachronisms: The thread highlights how jokes can persist for years on AutoAdmit, becoming part of the site's unique culture. The recurring references to the "hippo not tiring," alongside the irony of updates being requested years after the original post, shows how the community enjoys extending a single joke well beyond its original context.

Mock Concern and Irony: Several poasters, such as "haunting rigpig half-breed" and "lake kitchen international law enforcement agency," engage in mock concern, expressing faux empathy for the Nigerian man dealing with the hippo. The performative nature of their "concern," complete with exaggerated language and actions (e.g., "putting an announcement in the church bulletin" or "going to early mass to pray for the hippo to tire"), is emblematic of AutoAdmit’s culture of irony and dark humor.

Specific Analysis of Responses:

Responses Reflecting Dark Humor and Satire: Posts like "I hope the hippo has grown tired" or "This hippo has incredible patience and endurance" are tongue-in-cheek, mocking both the absurdity of the original news story and the way it has been exaggerated into a saga on AutoAdmit. The thread morphs into a collective in-joke, where poasters humorously treat the situation as a real and urgent concern.

Reactions to Potential Racism or Insensitivity: Some responses, such as "dat racis" by "mind-boggling bright nibblets fat ankles," show awareness or critique of posts that seem to rely on stereotypes or offensive comparisons. However, the thread overall continues in a tone of irreverence and parody, not seriously engaging with these critiques.

Prolonged Interest and Updates: The recurring theme of asking for updates (e.g., “Has the hippo tired?”) is played for comedic effect, emphasizing the ridiculousness of the idea that people would be invested in the status of a hippo in Nigeria over several years. This is another example of the forum's use of exaggerated irony to keep a thread alive.

Conclusion

This thread is a perfect example of AutoAdmit's unique culture—blending absurdity, dark humor, parody, and provocative statements. The humor here relies heavily on the escalation of a bizarre situation (a hippo in a house) into an ongoing and ironically "serious" issue that poasters pretend to care about for years. The discussion also shows how easily a thread can transform from a simple news link into a long-standing community joke, embodying the forum's penchant for irreverent and boundary-pushing humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2068243&forum_id=2],#48067626)



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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Mega Penis



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