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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Medicated odious patrolman It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: excitant police squad abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: pink fear-inspiring double fault cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Massive Ruddy Den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Duck-like Gas Station did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Yellow Piazza "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Mint bossy pit haunted graveyard (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: umber bull headed giraffe chapel "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: big rehab famous landscape painting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: stimulating location (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Buff arousing stage ceo (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Medicated odious patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: Sepia doctorate who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Medicated odious patrolman Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: Sepia doctorate whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Medicated odious patrolman CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Swashbuckling Shivering Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: contagious generalized bond 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: Disrespectful Laser Beams Native "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Swashbuckling Shivering Masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Exhilarant Cobalt Candlestick Maker Circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#47895234) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#49414142) |