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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
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http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
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dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
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Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
Transparent fanboi
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cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
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"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
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It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
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Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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180
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring famous landscape painting

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: soul-stirring famous landscape painting



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: soul-stirring famous landscape painting



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Dead black woman pervert

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: Mint electric roommate theater stage

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Cerise arousing locus

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: brass frisky pit toaster

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: Transparent fanboi

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: brass frisky pit toaster

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755291)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: thirsty gold place of business

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755336)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Snowy sexy mediation

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: soul-stirring famous landscape painting

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Excitant public bath half-breed

tyft

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: canary hilarious school messiness

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: charismatic wild codepig point

awesome

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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: Green razzmatazz gay wizard



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: misanthropic wine generalized bond reading party

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: big-titted vibrant coffee pot plaza

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: spectacular amber indian lodge boiling water

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: Bronze spot marketing idea

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: coiffed stain

lmao

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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: brilliant house useless brakes



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained))



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