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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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naked address
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Hilarious navy halford kitty
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
naked address
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Hilarious navy halford kitty
  05/01/26
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Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House
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Appetizing henna meetinghouse
  04/29/26
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naked address
  04/29/26
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Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Topaz indirect expression national
  04/29/26
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Mind-boggling nighttime house genital piercing
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Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House
  05/01/26
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Charismatic Menage
  04/30/26
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self-centered adventurous senate mediation
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
self-centered adventurous senate mediation
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Mind-boggling nighttime house genital piercing
  05/02/26
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Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
naked address
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Topaz indirect expression national
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
naked address
  04/29/26
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Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House
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snowy public bath
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drunken arousing water buffalo
  04/29/26
180!
Mind-boggling nighttime house genital piercing
  04/29/26
hell yeah
Appetizing henna meetinghouse
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
naked address
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Spectacular elastic band abode
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
naked address
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
electric out-of-control skinny woman
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
naked address
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
electric out-of-control skinny woman
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
naked address
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
Mentally Impaired Stage
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
naked address
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
electric out-of-control skinny woman
  05/01/26
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Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
Mentally Impaired Stage
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
electric out-of-control skinny woman
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House
  05/01/26
180
snowy public bath
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
Appetizing henna meetinghouse
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apoplectic comical locus
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
provocative field
  04/30/26
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provocative field
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
Aquamarine really tough guy
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
naked address
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
electric out-of-control skinny woman
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
naked address
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Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House
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electric out-of-control skinny woman
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Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
lascivious blood rage
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House
  05/01/26
congrats!
self-centered adventurous senate mediation
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
snowy public bath
  05/01/26
180
Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
naked address
  05/01/26
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Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
lascivious blood rage
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House
  05/01/26
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Mind-boggling nighttime house genital piercing
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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: naked address



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Hilarious navy halford kitty

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: naked address

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Hilarious navy halford kitty

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Appetizing henna meetinghouse



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: naked address



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Topaz indirect expression national

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nighttime house genital piercing



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Charismatic Menage



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: self-centered adventurous senate mediation



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: self-centered adventurous senate mediation

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nighttime house genital piercing

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: naked address

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Topaz indirect expression national

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: naked address

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: snowy public bath



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: drunken arousing water buffalo



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nighttime house genital piercing

180!

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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Appetizing henna meetinghouse

hell yeah

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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: naked address

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Spectacular elastic band abode

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: naked address

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: electric out-of-control skinny woman

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: naked address

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: electric out-of-control skinny woman

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: naked address

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Stage

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: naked address

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: electric out-of-control skinny woman

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Stage

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: electric out-of-control skinny woman

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: snowy public bath

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Appetizing henna meetinghouse

180. I love forklift cases

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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: apoplectic comical locus



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: provocative field

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: provocative field



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Aquamarine really tough guy

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: naked address

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: electric out-of-control skinny woman

Do you ever think you'll go private?

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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: naked address

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: electric out-of-control skinny woman



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: lascivious blood rage

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House

Shalom.

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: self-centered adventurous senate mediation

congrats!

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: snowy public bath

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: naked address

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: lascivious blood rage

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Heady Lime Multi-billionaire Step-uncle's House

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling nighttime house genital piercing



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