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saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
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I saved one life
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only #2 is remotely unique
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Where to start
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county
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that's kinda cool
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Explain?
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Self defense?
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180 thank you for saving the taxpayers
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Ricky
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Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids
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those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse h...
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
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Took over a small country
Sexy Hot Meetinghouse Hunting Ground
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lol wow, holy shit
misunderstood cream dragon degenerate
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No way you're the only one
vigorous house-broken shrine pervert
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Okay, I lol’d
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claret church mediation
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lmao
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bonkers geriatric marketing idea office
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180
aromatic senate police squad
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Pumo scum
spectacular spruce national dopamine
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What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
nudist tanning salon
  04/17/26
attended an Episcopal church
Pea-brained milk
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I took a dump at Port Authority.
Fragrant Puce Yarmulke
  04/11/26
that is brave
startled lavender space twinkling uncleanness
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It was as bad you think.
Fragrant Puce Yarmulke
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I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
startled lavender space twinkling uncleanness
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
Pea-brained milk
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i've exorcised 3+ demons
Talented parlor round eye
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
misunderstood cream dragon degenerate
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We've got time
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about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discover...
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fuchsia razzmatazz step-uncle's house
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the world was more interesting when we had serial killers
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wow
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
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random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era https:...
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The most A$IAN PUSSY by far
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Driven a Zamboni
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180 wholesome unique experience
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tyty
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Fishy alcoholic tank associate
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
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180
Shivering plaza messiness
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
bateful bipolar church building prole
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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wtf
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
khaki theatre
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
Titillating flatulent gas station multi-billionaire
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Winner
aromatic senate police squad
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arousing stage
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I smoked crack with him.
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
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vigorous house-broken shrine pervert
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Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and e...
Hilarious Know-it-all Whorehouse Faggotry
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Narcissist
Talented parlor round eye
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Coon
Hilarious Know-it-all Whorehouse Faggotry
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Can you share the novel? I agree with the above, you've ...
Carmine Bawdyhouse
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
Hilarious Know-it-all Whorehouse Faggotry
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
Carmine Bawdyhouse
  04/12/26
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Hilarious Know-it-all Whorehouse Faggotry
  04/12/26
Post a link to your novel or stfu.
Carmine Bawdyhouse
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It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it tho...
Hilarious Know-it-all Whorehouse Faggotry
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
Carmine Bawdyhouse
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
Hilarious Know-it-all Whorehouse Faggotry
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Carmine Bawdyhouse
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Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
Chartreuse scourge upon the earth
  04/12/26
Link to said novel?
Carmine Bawdyhouse
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
Hilarious Know-it-all Whorehouse Faggotry
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Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
Carmine Bawdyhouse
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
Aphrodisiac hospital
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maniacal french chef
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I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help ...
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Hilarious Know-it-all Whorehouse Faggotry
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It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That se...
beady-eyed pontificating depressive main people
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
Obsidian massive shitlib
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We talking a full degree or community college
filthy state
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
Obsidian massive shitlib
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
bateful bipolar church building prole
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
autistic hall keepsake machete
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She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
Obsidian massive shitlib
  04/13/26
What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
Disturbing private investor
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
Kink-friendly Cumskin Kitty Cat
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
Obsidian massive shitlib
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
Kink-friendly Cumskin Kitty Cat
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autistic hall keepsake machete
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No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
Obsidian massive shitlib
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Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
filthy state
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you're 60?
Mind-boggling Goal In Life
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autistic hall keepsake machete
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
Stimulating Background Story Deer Antler
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
avocado coldplay fan
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
Ocher Up-to-no-good Nursing Home
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Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
Stimulating Background Story Deer Antler
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Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
Mind-boggling Goal In Life
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We’re butt brothers, brother.
Ocher Up-to-no-good Nursing Home
  04/12/26
180 I thought you just sucked on it
Mind-boggling Goal In Life
  04/12/26
Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
beady-eyed pontificating depressive main people
  04/12/26
180
drunken dashing pistol base
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Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
Charcoal Trailer Park
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180!
drunken dashing pistol base
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
Chartreuse scourge upon the earth
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Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
beady-eyed pontificating depressive main people
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
autistic hall keepsake machete
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
sickened drab location
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
autistic hall keepsake machete
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probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
sickened drab location
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autistic hall keepsake machete
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
Hateful beta stag film
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I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
sickened drab location
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Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
vigorous house-broken shrine pervert
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
Kink-friendly Cumskin Kitty Cat
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
blue odious sweet tailpipe filthpig
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
Mind-boggling Goal In Life
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my asshole remembers that day fondly
Kink-friendly Cumskin Kitty Cat
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Hateful beta stag film
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Mind-boggling Goal In Life
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
bateful bipolar church building prole
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In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
tantric chocolate useless brakes range
  04/13/26
Fucked Alicia Silverstone
Diverse kitty
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
violent wrinkle persian
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was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
bossy laughsome water buffalo
  04/13/26
ouch
autistic hall keepsake machete
  04/13/26
as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
bossy laughsome water buffalo
  04/13/26
your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
autistic hall keepsake machete
  04/13/26
we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
bossy laughsome water buffalo
  04/14/26
right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
autistic hall keepsake machete
  04/14/26
No, they are still talking about it.
walnut sneaky criminal
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
mint chapel
  04/14/26
it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
bossy laughsome water buffalo
  04/14/26
180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
walnut sneaky criminal
  04/15/26
not me
bossy laughsome water buffalo
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bossy laughsome water buffalo
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genuine lol
Effete Disgusting Home Toaster
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walnut sneaky criminal
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180
filthy state
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180
sickened drab location
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
Pale indecent alpha genital piercing
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
henna becky cruise ship
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
Razzle-dazzle alcoholic spot fortuitous meteor
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180
drunken dashing pistol base
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Razzle-dazzle alcoholic spot fortuitous meteor
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drunken dashing pistol base
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
Histrionic university
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😎
Razzle-dazzle alcoholic spot fortuitous meteor
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drunken dashing pistol base
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
Disrespectful Theater Stage Candlestick Maker
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Concupiscible Costumed Locale
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As the director or the, uh, talent?
Nighttime Contagious Organic Girlfriend
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
Primrose Mother Potus
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
Burgundy fighting nibblets
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
walnut sneaky criminal
  04/14/26
Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
beady-eyed pontificating depressive main people
  04/14/26
No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
walnut sneaky criminal
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
Effete Disgusting Home Toaster
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
walnut sneaky criminal
  04/15/26
unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
Effete Disgusting Home Toaster
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
walnut sneaky criminal
  04/15/26
it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
Effete Disgusting Home Toaster
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
walnut sneaky criminal
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
vigorous house-broken shrine pervert
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Kink-friendly Cumskin Kitty Cat
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
exhilarant cocky hell
  04/15/26
Thats weirdly 180
bonkers geriatric marketing idea office
  04/15/26
excited?
autistic hall keepsake machete
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Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
exhilarant cocky hell
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
autistic hall keepsake machete
  04/15/26
Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
exhilarant cocky hell
  04/15/26
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autistic hall keepsake machete
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comical snowy principal's office dingle berry
  04/16/26
50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
beady-eyed pontificating depressive main people
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
exhilarant cocky hell
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
beady-eyed pontificating depressive main people
  04/16/26
As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
comical snowy principal's office dingle berry
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You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
exhilarant cocky hell
  04/16/26
It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
comical snowy principal's office dingle berry
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
beady-eyed pontificating depressive main people
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
bonkers geriatric marketing idea office
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autistic hall keepsake machete
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drunken dashing pistol base
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
bateful bipolar church building prole
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
hideous sadistic idea he suggested area
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khaki theatre
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
hairless adventurous corn cake lodge
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how'd you get away
autistic hall keepsake machete
  04/17/26
Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
Vermilion Queen Of The Night
  04/16/26
Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
Copper foreskin brunch
  04/17/26
...
drunken dashing pistol base
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
Medicated really tough guy
  04/17/26
climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
Talented parlor round eye
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I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
Trip mewling blood rage elastic band
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Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
Trip mewling blood rage elastic band
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fkk it's too outable to say
mentally impaired native
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avocado coldplay fan
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: brilliant roast beef macaca



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: comical snowy principal's office dingle berry

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: startled lavender space twinkling uncleanness

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Emerald Impressive Ape

only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: aromatic senate police squad

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:42 PM
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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Shivering plaza messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818407)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 AM
Author: bonkers geriatric marketing idea office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818453)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Exciting Lemon Electric Furnace Community Account

Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: maniacal french chef



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: misunderstood cream dragon degenerate

that's kinda cool

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: vigorous house-broken shrine pervert

Explain?

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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: maniacal french chef



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Vermilion Queen Of The Night

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: comical snowy principal's office dingle berry

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Exciting Lemon Electric Furnace Community Account

Ricky

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: autistic hall keepsake machete

!

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Razzle jet-lagged toilet seat ticket booth

(Rudolph)

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: khaki theatre

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: Slimy newt rehab

Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: spectacular spruce national dopamine

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: misunderstood cream dragon degenerate

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: spectacular spruce national dopamine

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: misunderstood cream dragon degenerate

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: spectacular spruce national dopamine

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Sexy Hot Meetinghouse Hunting Ground

Took over a small country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: misunderstood cream dragon degenerate

lol wow, holy shit

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: vigorous house-broken shrine pervert

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Exciting Lemon Electric Furnace Community Account

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: violent wrinkle persian



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: claret church mediation



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Big Frisky Digit Ratio Library

lmao

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: walnut sneaky criminal



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: Hilarious Know-it-all Whorehouse Faggotry



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: pearly racy piazza



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: beady-eyed pontificating depressive main people



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: tripping sienna address brethren



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: bonkers geriatric marketing idea office



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: aromatic senate police squad

180

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: spectacular spruce national dopamine

Pumo scum

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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: nudist tanning salon

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Pea-brained milk

attended an Episcopal church

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Fragrant Puce Yarmulke

I took a dump at Port Authority.

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: startled lavender space twinkling uncleanness

that is brave

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Fragrant Puce Yarmulke

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: startled lavender space twinkling uncleanness

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Pea-brained milk

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Talented parlor round eye

i've exorcised 3+ demons

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: misunderstood cream dragon degenerate

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: claret church mediation

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: autistic hall keepsake machete



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: avocado coldplay fan



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Exciting Lemon Electric Furnace Community Account



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: misunderstood cream dragon degenerate

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: khaki theatre



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: spectacular spruce national dopamine

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: pearly racy piazza



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: fuchsia razzmatazz step-uncle's house



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: avocado coldplay fan

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: autistic hall keepsake machete

wow

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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: maroon appetizing headpube



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: topaz pisswyrm

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: autistic hall keepsake machete

lol

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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: drunken dashing pistol base



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: mint chapel



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: misunderstood cream dragon degenerate

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: misunderstood cream dragon degenerate

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: pearly racy piazza



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: electric wagecucks box office

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Big Frisky Digit Ratio Library

Driven a Zamboni

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: vigorous house-broken shrine pervert

180 wholesome unique experience

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Big Frisky Digit Ratio Library

tyty

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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: Fishy alcoholic tank associate

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Big Frisky Digit Ratio Library

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: Shivering plaza messiness

180

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: bateful bipolar church building prole

(stone cold steve austin tp)

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: walnut sneaky criminal

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: spectacular spruce national dopamine

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: autistic hall keepsake machete



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: Rose school cafeteria cuck

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Talented parlor round eye



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: boyish business firm

wtf

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: khaki theatre



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: pearly racy piazza



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: passionate philosopher-king forum

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Ocher Up-to-no-good Nursing Home

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: sickened drab location

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: Ocher Up-to-no-good Nursing Home

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: henna becky cruise ship



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: khaki theatre

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Titillating flatulent gas station multi-billionaire

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: aromatic senate police squad

Winner

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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: arousing stage



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: Big-titted indirect expression orchestra pit

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: boyish business firm

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: vigorous house-broken shrine pervert



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: Hilarious Know-it-all Whorehouse Faggotry

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Talented parlor round eye

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: Hilarious Know-it-all Whorehouse Faggotry

Coon

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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: Carmine Bawdyhouse

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: Hilarious Know-it-all Whorehouse Faggotry

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: Carmine Bawdyhouse

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: Hilarious Know-it-all Whorehouse Faggotry

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Carmine Bawdyhouse

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: Hilarious Know-it-all Whorehouse Faggotry

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Carmine Bawdyhouse

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: Hilarious Know-it-all Whorehouse Faggotry

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Carmine Bawdyhouse

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Chartreuse scourge upon the earth

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Carmine Bawdyhouse

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Hilarious Know-it-all Whorehouse Faggotry

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Carmine Bawdyhouse

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac hospital

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: maniacal french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: Obsidian massive shitlib

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: Hilarious Know-it-all Whorehouse Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: beady-eyed pontificating depressive main people

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: Obsidian massive shitlib

We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: filthy state

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Obsidian massive shitlib

Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: bateful bipolar church building prole

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: autistic hall keepsake machete

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: Obsidian massive shitlib

She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Disturbing private investor

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Cumskin Kitty Cat

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: Obsidian massive shitlib

I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Cumskin Kitty Cat

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: autistic hall keepsake machete

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Obsidian massive shitlib

No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: filthy state

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Goal In Life

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: autistic hall keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Stimulating Background Story Deer Antler

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: avocado coldplay fan

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Ocher Up-to-no-good Nursing Home

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Stimulating Background Story Deer Antler

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Goal In Life

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Ocher Up-to-no-good Nursing Home

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Goal In Life

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: beady-eyed pontificating depressive main people

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: drunken dashing pistol base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Charcoal Trailer Park

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: drunken dashing pistol base

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Chartreuse scourge upon the earth

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: beady-eyed pontificating depressive main people

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: autistic hall keepsake machete

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: sickened drab location

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: autistic hall keepsake machete

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: sickened drab location

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: autistic hall keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: Hateful beta stag film

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: sickened drab location

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: vigorous house-broken shrine pervert

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Cumskin Kitty Cat

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: blue odious sweet tailpipe filthpig

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: fluffy gay volcanic crater

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Goal In Life

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Cumskin Kitty Cat

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: Hateful beta stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: bateful bipolar church building prole

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: tantric chocolate useless brakes range

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Diverse kitty

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: violent wrinkle persian

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: bossy laughsome water buffalo

was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: autistic hall keepsake machete

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: bossy laughsome water buffalo

as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: autistic hall keepsake machete

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: bossy laughsome water buffalo

we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: autistic hall keepsake machete

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: walnut sneaky criminal

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: mint chapel

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: bossy laughsome water buffalo

it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: walnut sneaky criminal

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: bossy laughsome water buffalo

not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: bossy laughsome water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: Effete Disgusting Home Toaster

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: walnut sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: filthy state

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: sickened drab location

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: Pale indecent alpha genital piercing

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: henna becky cruise ship

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle alcoholic spot fortuitous meteor

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: drunken dashing pistol base

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle alcoholic spot fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: drunken dashing pistol base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: Histrionic university

JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle alcoholic spot fortuitous meteor

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: drunken dashing pistol base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Disrespectful Theater Stage Candlestick Maker

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: Concupiscible Costumed Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Nighttime Contagious Organic Girlfriend

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Primrose Mother Potus

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Burgundy fighting nibblets

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: walnut sneaky criminal

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: beady-eyed pontificating depressive main people

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: walnut sneaky criminal

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Effete Disgusting Home Toaster

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: walnut sneaky criminal

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Effete Disgusting Home Toaster

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: walnut sneaky criminal

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Effete Disgusting Home Toaster

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: walnut sneaky criminal

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: vigorous house-broken shrine pervert

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Kink-friendly Cumskin Kitty Cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: exhilarant cocky hell

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: bonkers geriatric marketing idea office

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: autistic hall keepsake machete

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: exhilarant cocky hell

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: autistic hall keepsake machete

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: exhilarant cocky hell

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: autistic hall keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: comical snowy principal's office dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed pontificating depressive main people

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: exhilarant cocky hell

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: beady-eyed pontificating depressive main people

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: comical snowy principal's office dingle berry

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: exhilarant cocky hell

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: comical snowy principal's office dingle berry

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: beady-eyed pontificating depressive main people

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: bonkers geriatric marketing idea office

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: autistic hall keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: drunken dashing pistol base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: bateful bipolar church building prole

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: hideous sadistic idea he suggested area

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: khaki theatre



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: hairless adventurous corn cake lodge

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: autistic hall keepsake machete

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Vermilion Queen Of The Night

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Copper foreskin brunch

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: drunken dashing pistol base



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Medicated really tough guy

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Talented parlor round eye

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Trip mewling blood rage elastic band

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Trip mewling blood rage elastic band

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: mentally impaired native

fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: avocado coldplay fan



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Date: April 26th, 2026 5:57 PM
Author: llm (lab lives matter) friend tp



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Date: April 26th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: ..,;,.,;,..,.,...,.....,.,..,., (ballrooms-r-us)




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