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| up-to-no-good volcanic crater hissy fit | 10/09/12 |
| up-to-no-good volcanic crater hissy fit | 10/09/12 |
| up-to-no-good volcanic crater hissy fit | 10/10/12 |
| Big Twinkling Multi-billionaire Set | 10/10/12 |
| bonkers bistre windowlicker | 10/10/12 |
| Henna Locale Water Buffalo | 10/10/12 |
| Primrose Mental Disorder Locus | 10/10/12 |
| Navy milk | 10/10/12 |
| Primrose Mental Disorder Locus | 10/10/12 |
| amber magical blood rage | 10/10/12 |
| Snowy mad-dog skullcap stage | 05/15/23 |
| Ass Problems | 08/31/26 |
| up-to-no-good volcanic crater hissy fit | 10/10/12 |
| electric massive double fault piazza | 10/10/12 |
| hairraiser antidepressant drug school cafeteria | 10/10/12 |
| Vivacious knife boiling water | 10/29/12 |
| gaped stag film | 05/14/23 |
| tan adventurous therapy | 10/29/12 |
| Startled Stain Really Tough Guy | 10/29/12 |
| black property selfie | 05/15/23 |
| wonderful lodge | 05/15/23 |
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| vigorous autistic telephone | 02/01/26 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: up-to-no-good volcanic crater hissy fit http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: up-to-no-good volcanic crater hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: up-to-no-good volcanic crater hissy fit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: Big Twinkling Multi-billionaire Set lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: bonkers bistre windowlicker What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Henna Locale Water Buffalo http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Primrose Mental Disorder Locus dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Navy milk Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Primrose Mental Disorder Locus cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: amber magical blood rage "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Snowy mad-dog skullcap stage It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: up-to-no-good volcanic crater hissy fit Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: electric massive double fault piazza tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: hairraiser antidepressant drug school cafeteria 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Vivacious knife boiling water awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: gaped stag film (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: tan adventurous therapy these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: Startled Stain Really Tough Guy Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: black property selfie 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: wonderful lodge You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: clear liquid oxygen lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: sepia excitant hall legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: sepia excitant hall legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: vigorous autistic telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#49639607) |