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Saw a very weird XO thing happen in court today

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients a...
magenta geriatric area
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bossy charcoal resort boltzmann
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Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand? I had a ...
appetizing box office circlehead
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No it was pretty quiet when he did it. Almost like a joke or...
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Cordovan Brethren
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Did you stand up?
Cordovan Brethren
  10/03/22
Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in
magenta geriatric area
  10/03/22
There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE&quo...
Bat shit crazy iridescent ticket booth mediation
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*Courtroom bustle* The judge carefully and gently pushes op...
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eucalyptus bubble bear
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there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would...
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"THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREA...
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the frosty fritters of jurisprudence!
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frosty fritters, tp
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THE JUDGE!
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In the John Adams miniseries a courtier yells LE ROI wheneve...
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Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin?
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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:42 AM
Author: magenta geriatric area

We were all sitting around Criminal court with our clients and the judge comes out and this attorney screams out “THE JUDGE”. Everyone looked at him and wondered wtf he is doing. Even the judge was a little thrown off

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:43 AM
Author: bossy charcoal resort boltzmann



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:44 AM
Author: appetizing box office circlehead

Was his client spazzing out and shit beforehand?

I had a client spazzing out crying and blubbering and making a scene and i told her she cant act like that when the judge comes out and the bailiff overheard and gave her a minute

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: magenta geriatric area

No it was pretty quiet when he did it. Almost like a joke or someone out him up to it. Maybe the guy was me.

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: Electric puce degenerate legal warrant



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Peach racy ladyboy



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Jet-lagged haunted graveyard striped hyena



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: Cordovan Brethren



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:51 AM
Author: Cordovan Brethren

Did you stand up?

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: magenta geriatric area

Yes you are always supposed to stand when the judge walks in

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 11:53 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy iridescent ticket booth mediation

There's a peculiar judge here who eschews "ALL RISE", I guess out of some sense of humility or being a public servant etc. Its out of character because he's a pedant.

But tbh I far prefer the all-rise to him stealthily taking the bench and just starting business. Its a loud room, full of proles and lolyers. Provide a clean break to alert everyone this shit is about goooooooooooo

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: bossy charcoal resort boltzmann

*Courtroom bustle*

The judge carefully and gently pushes open the door a crack, not trusting that the janitor did a good job of keeping the hinges well-oiled. Coast clear. He opens it a bit wider. The courtroom is full of chatter, surely he'll make it to the bench this time. He opens the door just wide enough to squeeze his wiry frame through, and he is out but for his arm when the plaintiff's counsel, an Olympic pistol shooter and generally eagle-eyed gentleman, snaps his head toward the doorway and shouts,

"THE JUDGE!"

Defendants, plaintiffs, and proletariat erupt in laughter, and the defeated judge, head down, drags his robes over to the bench and slumps down in his chair. "If only a hurricane would wipe Key West off the map..." he grumbles.

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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: learning disabled concupiscible becky

there's a judge I appeared in front of many times that would just have the bailiff loudly announce "REMAIN SEATED, THE HONORABLE JUDGE [], COURT IS NOW IN SESSION," etc

dude was a former PD and had a real sense of public service and humility. 180 guy.

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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



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Date: October 3rd, 2022 2:18 PM
Author: hairraiser boiling water set

"THE JUDGE! BESTOW US WTIH YOUR SCHOLARLY JUDICIAL TREATS!"

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Date: October 3rd, 2022 4:01 PM
Author: olive tanning salon coffee pot

the frosty fritters of jurisprudence!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2],#45272571)



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Date: June 12th, 2025 2:52 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Laser Beams Dog Poop



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Date: June 12th, 2025 5:51 AM
Author: fishy hairy legs school cafeteria

frosty fritters, tp

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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:10 AM
Author: impressive wonderful famous landscape painting old irish cottage

THE JUDGE!

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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: razzle persian

In the John Adams miniseries a courtier yells LE ROI whenever Louis XVI enters a room. Maybe that's what the attorney was thinking of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2],#49007518)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )



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Date: July 31st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: eucalyptus bubble bear



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Date: June 12th, 2025 1:52 AM
Author: Thriller lodge

Was he very tall and bald with pale white skin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5204549&forum_id=2],#49007525)