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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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Arrogant pearl garrison therapy
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
Crystalline spot deer antler
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
Arrogant pearl garrison therapy
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
Crystalline spot deer antler
  05/01/26
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Bistre mewling gas station jap
  05/01/26
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floppy shivering boiling water
  04/29/26
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Arrogant pearl garrison therapy
  04/29/26
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Bistre mewling gas station jap
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Greedy violet love of her life
  04/29/26
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heady fuchsia trailer park
  04/29/26
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Bistre mewling gas station jap
  05/01/26
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Galvanic locus
  04/30/26
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Vigorous irate university
  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
Vigorous irate university
  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Bistre mewling gas station jap
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
heady fuchsia trailer park
  05/02/26
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Bistre mewling gas station jap
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
Arrogant pearl garrison therapy
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Greedy violet love of her life
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
Arrogant pearl garrison therapy
  04/29/26
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Bistre mewling gas station jap
  04/29/26
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bat-shit-crazy iridescent set cuck
  04/29/26
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Brindle hell
  04/29/26
180!
heady fuchsia trailer park
  04/29/26
hell yeah
floppy shivering boiling water
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
Arrogant pearl garrison therapy
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
chartreuse hospital pocket flask
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
Arrogant pearl garrison therapy
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
aphrodisiac senate people who are hurt
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
Arrogant pearl garrison therapy
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
aphrodisiac senate people who are hurt
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
Arrogant pearl garrison therapy
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
narrow-minded area
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
Arrogant pearl garrison therapy
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
aphrodisiac senate people who are hurt
  05/01/26
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Bistre mewling gas station jap
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
narrow-minded area
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
aphrodisiac senate people who are hurt
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Bistre mewling gas station jap
  05/01/26
180
bat-shit-crazy iridescent set cuck
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
floppy shivering boiling water
  05/01/26
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Passionate frozen space
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
territorial confused dingle berry
  04/30/26
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territorial confused dingle berry
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
submissive dashing chapel
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
Arrogant pearl garrison therapy
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
aphrodisiac senate people who are hurt
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
Arrogant pearl garrison therapy
  05/01/26
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Bistre mewling gas station jap
  05/01/26
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aphrodisiac senate people who are hurt
  05/01/26
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Bistre mewling gas station jap
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Bright mildly autistic water buffalo
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Bistre mewling gas station jap
  05/01/26
congrats!
Vigorous irate university
  05/01/26
Ginger tea with honey!
bat-shit-crazy iridescent set cuck
  05/01/26
180
Bistre mewling gas station jap
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
Arrogant pearl garrison therapy
  05/01/26
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Bistre mewling gas station jap
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Bright mildly autistic water buffalo
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Bistre mewling gas station jap
  05/01/26
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heady fuchsia trailer park
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Arrogant pearl garrison therapy



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Crystalline spot deer antler

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: Arrogant pearl garrison therapy

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: Crystalline spot deer antler

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Bistre mewling gas station jap



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: floppy shivering boiling water



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Arrogant pearl garrison therapy



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Bistre mewling gas station jap



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Greedy violet love of her life

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: heady fuchsia trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Bistre mewling gas station jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: Galvanic locus



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: Vigorous irate university



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Vigorous irate university

you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Bistre mewling gas station jap

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: heady fuchsia trailer park

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Bistre mewling gas station jap



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Arrogant pearl garrison therapy

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Greedy violet love of her life

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Arrogant pearl garrison therapy

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Bistre mewling gas station jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852293)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy iridescent set cuck



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Brindle hell



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: heady fuchsia trailer park

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: floppy shivering boiling water

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Arrogant pearl garrison therapy

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: chartreuse hospital pocket flask

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: Arrogant pearl garrison therapy

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: aphrodisiac senate people who are hurt

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: Arrogant pearl garrison therapy

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac senate people who are hurt

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Arrogant pearl garrison therapy

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: narrow-minded area

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Arrogant pearl garrison therapy

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: aphrodisiac senate people who are hurt

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Bistre mewling gas station jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: narrow-minded area

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac senate people who are hurt

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Bistre mewling gas station jap

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy iridescent set cuck

180

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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: floppy shivering boiling water

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Passionate frozen space



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: territorial confused dingle berry

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: territorial confused dingle berry



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: submissive dashing chapel

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Arrogant pearl garrison therapy

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac senate people who are hurt

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Arrogant pearl garrison therapy

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Bistre mewling gas station jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: aphrodisiac senate people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Bistre mewling gas station jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Bright mildly autistic water buffalo

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Bistre mewling gas station jap

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: Vigorous irate university

congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy iridescent set cuck

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Bistre mewling gas station jap

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Arrogant pearl garrison therapy

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Bistre mewling gas station jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Bright mildly autistic water buffalo

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Bistre mewling gas station jap

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2],#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: heady fuchsia trailer park



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