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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
tell me
tantric gas station
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Iridescent cuck useless brakes
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
sooty curious roommate cuckold
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  12/28/13
fucking lol
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  05/12/15
so underrated
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  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Cerebral Big-titted Hissy Fit
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
henna exciting site
  08/14/13
lmao
tantric gas station
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Odious state
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abusive ruddy police squad rigpig
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Cerebral Big-titted Hissy Fit
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Offensive Drunken Point
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Iridescent cuck useless brakes
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
alcoholic nibblets garrison
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
rofl
tantric gas station
  08/14/13
180
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  08/14/13
rofl
Ocher Lay Striped Hyena
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took a few attempts but 180
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  08/14/13
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jet-lagged field mental disorder
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Iridescent cuck useless brakes
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jet-lagged field mental disorder
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
henna exciting site
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
jet-lagged field mental disorder
  08/14/13
best of thread
Silver sticky lodge
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Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing
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abusive ruddy police squad rigpig
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
abusive ruddy police squad rigpig
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
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Iridescent cuck useless brakes
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
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Iridescent cuck useless brakes
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Iridescent cuck useless brakes
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Sienna Sadistic Affirmative Action Home
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
henna exciting site
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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tantric gas station
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Pontificating nursing home corn cake
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Mauve Bisexual Market
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Wonderful personal credit line stage
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
swollen sepia sandwich people who are hurt
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing
  08/14/13
lol
Impressive degenerate
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
jet-lagged field mental disorder
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Silver sticky lodge
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Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing
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(not bloodacre)
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Provocative slippery station
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
jet-lagged field mental disorder
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bull headed swashbuckling dopamine senate
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Silver sticky lodge
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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dark mother knife
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
dead mad cow disease
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
underhanded glittery property deer antler
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
alcoholic nibblets garrison
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
alcoholic nibblets garrison
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Silver sticky lodge
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
cordovan costumed quadroon library
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Erotic kitty cat wrinkle
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
onyx karate gaping
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
underhanded glittery property deer antler
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
dead mad cow disease
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Silver sticky lodge
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thriller church telephone
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
underhanded glittery property deer antler
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
underhanded glittery property deer antler
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
underhanded glittery property deer antler
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
underhanded glittery property deer antler
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
underhanded glittery property deer antler
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
underhanded glittery property deer antler
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Iridescent cuck useless brakes
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Iridescent cuck useless brakes
  08/14/13
whatever
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
seedy business firm
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
jet-lagged field mental disorder
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
180
cordovan costumed quadroon library
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fragrant yellow becky locale
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
jet-lagged field mental disorder
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
electric canary lettuce macaca
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electric canary lettuce macaca
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
cordovan costumed quadroon library
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
cordovan costumed quadroon library
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Iridescent cuck useless brakes
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Iridescent cuck useless brakes
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
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lilac doctorate
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
cowardly nubile mediation yarmulke
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Mint Indecent Selfie
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Chrome hall
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
cordovan costumed quadroon library
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
cordovan costumed quadroon library
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
cordovan costumed quadroon library
  08/14/13
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Emerald lascivious blood rage address
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
lmao
Iridescent cuck useless brakes
  08/14/13
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thriller church telephone
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Khaki stag film
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Tan sinister friendly grandma chad
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Pontificating nursing home corn cake
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electric canary lettuce macaca
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
Pics?
arousing puppy parlor
  08/14/13
link?
Odious state
  08/17/13
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tantric gas station
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
claret gaming laptop brunch
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Hairless boltzmann meetinghouse
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
black filthpig
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Rebellious area
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Rebellious area
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Rebellious area
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Silver sticky lodge
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Exhilarant principal's office partner
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Rebellious area
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Heady sable private investor crackhouse
  08/14/13
Underrated
Emerald lascivious blood rage address
  08/15/13
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Olive therapy brethren
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Exhilarant principal's office partner
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Heady sable private investor crackhouse
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
misunderstood shrine
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
aphrodisiac cream psychic
  08/14/13
lol
coral bateful legend chapel
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
aphrodisiac cream psychic
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
coral bateful legend chapel
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
aphrodisiac cream psychic
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Exhilarant principal's office partner
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
godawful resort
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
dead mad cow disease
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
carmine 180 pit
  08/14/13
180
Pink Space
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
coral bateful legend chapel
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Filthy Mind-boggling Whorehouse
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
coral bateful legend chapel
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know-it-all effete liquid oxygen volcanic crater
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talented red water buffalo
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180
Rebellious area
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Heady sable private investor crackhouse
  08/15/13
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black filthpig
  08/17/13
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Vermilion stirring corner
  09/11/13
Lmao
dashing cheese-eating twinkling uncleanness
  06/07/17
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turbofag
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Blathering Federal Cumskin Clown
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
know-it-all effete liquid oxygen volcanic crater
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
saffron galvanic theater
  08/14/13
lol
Rebellious area
  08/14/13
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Cerise wagecucks
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Hateful Headpube
  08/14/13
180
spectacular locus prole
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
passionate stead pisswyrm
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
flirting antidepressant drug
  08/17/13
poignant
Cyan Vivacious Gunner
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
dun at-the-ready bawdyhouse sneaky criminal
  08/17/13
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know-it-all effete liquid oxygen volcanic crater
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Vermilion stirring corner
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
dark mother knife
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
misunderstood shrine
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
cobalt mexican marketing idea
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Bronze sex offender
  12/28/13
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out-of-control multi-colored step-uncle's house nowag
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
aromatic navy forum goal in life
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Garnet trailer park
  03/10/14
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Mauve Bisexual Market
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Fluffy razzle famous landscape painting
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Amber House Round Eye
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Filthy Mind-boggling Whorehouse
  10/25/17
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Odious state
  11/29/15
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Odious state
  12/23/15
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Mauve Bisexual Market
  01/05/16
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Odious state
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Comical orchestra pit
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Amber House Round Eye
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Pontificating nursing home corn cake
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Histrionic disgusting dilemma dog poop
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
buck-toothed casino
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Histrionic disgusting dilemma dog poop
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zombie-like public bath giraffe
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Odious state
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Odious state
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diverse lavender patrolman
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zombie-like public bath giraffe
  12/16/21
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: tantric gas station

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Iridescent cuck useless brakes

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: sooty curious roommate cuckold

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: cobalt mexican marketing idea

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Mauve Bisexual Market

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Glassy temple

so underrated

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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: cordovan costumed quadroon library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: vigorous flickering son of senegal skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: abusive ruddy police squad rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: appetizing hyperactive dysfunction halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: .,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,..,..,:,..;,..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Cerebral Big-titted Hissy Fit

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: henna exciting site

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: tantric gas station

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Odious state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: abusive ruddy police squad rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Cerebral Big-titted Hissy Fit

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Offensive Drunken Point

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Iridescent cuck useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: alcoholic nibblets garrison

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: tantric gas station

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: cordovan costumed quadroon library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Ocher Lay Striped Hyena

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: irradiated painfully honest roast beef

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: coral bateful legend chapel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Filthy Mind-boggling Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Olive therapy brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: zombie-like public bath giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: vigorous flickering son of senegal skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: jet-lagged field mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Iridescent cuck useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: jet-lagged field mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: henna exciting site

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: jet-lagged field mental disorder

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: abusive ruddy police squad rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: abusive ruddy police squad rigpig

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Iridescent cuck useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Iridescent cuck useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Iridescent cuck useless brakes

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Sienna Sadistic Affirmative Action Home

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: henna exciting site

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: swollen sepia sandwich people who are hurt

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: tantric gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: cowardly nubile mediation yarmulke

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed sapphire fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Filthy Mind-boggling Whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Mauve Bisexual Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Wonderful personal credit line stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: swollen sepia sandwich people who are hurt

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Impressive degenerate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: jet-lagged field mental disorder

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Fluffy razzle famous landscape painting

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Provocative slippery station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: jet-lagged field mental disorder

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: bull headed swashbuckling dopamine senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: dark mother knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: dark mother knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: zombie-like public bath giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: dead mad cow disease

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: underhanded glittery property deer antler

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: alcoholic nibblets garrison

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: alcoholic nibblets garrison

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: cordovan costumed quadroon library

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Erotic kitty cat wrinkle

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: onyx karate gaping

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: underhanded glittery property deer antler

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: dead mad cow disease

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: thriller church telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: underhanded glittery property deer antler

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: underhanded glittery property deer antler

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: underhanded glittery property deer antler

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: underhanded glittery property deer antler

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: underhanded glittery property deer antler

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: underhanded glittery property deer antler

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Iridescent cuck useless brakes

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Iridescent cuck useless brakes

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: seedy business firm

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: jet-lagged field mental disorder

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: cowardly nubile mediation yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: cordovan costumed quadroon library

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: fragrant yellow becky locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: jet-lagged field mental disorder

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: electric canary lettuce macaca

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: electric canary lettuce macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: cordovan costumed quadroon library

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: cordovan costumed quadroon library

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Iridescent cuck useless brakes

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Iridescent cuck useless brakes

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: lilac doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: cowardly nubile mediation yarmulke

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Mint Indecent Selfie

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Chrome hall

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: cordovan costumed quadroon library

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: cordovan costumed quadroon library

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: cordovan costumed quadroon library

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Emerald lascivious blood rage address

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Iridescent cuck useless brakes

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: thriller church telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Khaki stag film

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Tan sinister friendly grandma chad

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: electric canary lettuce macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: arousing puppy parlor

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Odious state

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: tantric gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: claret gaming laptop brunch

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Hairless boltzmann meetinghouse

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: black filthpig

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Rebellious area

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Rebellious area

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Rebellious area

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Silver sticky lodge

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Exhilarant principal's office partner

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Rebellious area

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Heady sable private investor crackhouse

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Emerald lascivious blood rage address

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Olive therapy brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Exhilarant principal's office partner

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Heady sable private investor crackhouse

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: misunderstood shrine

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Excitant Snowy Genital Piercing

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cream psychic

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: coral bateful legend chapel

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cream psychic

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: coral bateful legend chapel

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cream psychic

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Exhilarant principal's office partner

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: godawful resort

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: dead mad cow disease

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: carmine 180 pit

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Pink Space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: coral bateful legend chapel

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Filthy Mind-boggling Whorehouse

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: coral bateful legend chapel

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: know-it-all effete liquid oxygen volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: talented red water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Rebellious area

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Heady sable private investor crackhouse



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: black filthpig



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Vermilion stirring corner



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: dashing cheese-eating twinkling uncleanness

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: turbofag (slop til you drop)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Blathering Federal Cumskin Clown

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: know-it-all effete liquid oxygen volcanic crater

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: saffron galvanic theater

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Rebellious area

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Cerise wagecucks



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Hateful Headpube

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: spectacular locus prole

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: passionate stead pisswyrm

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: flirting antidepressant drug

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Cyan Vivacious Gunner

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: dun at-the-ready bawdyhouse sneaky criminal

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: know-it-all effete liquid oxygen volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Vermilion stirring corner

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: dark mother knife

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: misunderstood shrine

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: cobalt mexican marketing idea

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Bronze sex offender

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: out-of-control multi-colored step-uncle's house nowag



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: aromatic navy forum goal in life

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: ivory reading party range

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Garnet trailer park

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Mauve Bisexual Market



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Fluffy razzle famous landscape painting

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Amber House Round Eye



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Filthy Mind-boggling Whorehouse



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Odious state



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Odious state



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Mauve Bisexual Market



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Odious state



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Comical orchestra pit

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Amber House Round Eye



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Pontificating nursing home corn cake



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Histrionic disgusting dilemma dog poop

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: buck-toothed casino

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Histrionic disgusting dilemma dog poop

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: zombie-like public bath giraffe



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Odious state



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Odious state



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: diverse lavender patrolman



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: zombie-like public bath giraffe



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: zombie-like public bath giraffe



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