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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
tell me
fiercely-loyal cordovan locus dysfunction
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
lol tyft
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  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
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  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  12/28/13
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Titillating Headpube
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Tripping office
  08/14/13
lmao
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Odious becky
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
exhilarant senate son of senegal
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Exciting Brindle Athletic Conference Voyeur
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
rofl
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180
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took a few attempts but 180
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Mentally Impaired Internet-worthy Whorehouse Associate
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Tripping office
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Mentally Impaired Internet-worthy Whorehouse Associate
  08/14/13
best of thread
gold dilemma sound barrier
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Passionate Skinny Woman Stain
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Odious becky
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
Odious becky
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
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Mind-boggling jet-lagged native gaming laptop
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
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Mind-boggling jet-lagged native gaming laptop
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Mind-boggling jet-lagged native gaming laptop
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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Pizzas are not whores.
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/17/13
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  01/19/16
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  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
Slap-happy mewling menage black woman
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Passionate Skinny Woman Stain
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Passionate Skinny Woman Stain
  08/14/13
lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Mentally Impaired Internet-worthy Whorehouse Associate
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
gold dilemma sound barrier
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Passionate Skinny Woman Stain
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Passionate Skinny Woman Stain
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
Black mental disorder
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
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  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Exciting Brindle Athletic Conference Voyeur
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Exciting Brindle Athletic Conference Voyeur
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
Cobalt box office
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Passionate Skinny Woman Stain
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Greedy rehab electric furnace
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Black mental disorder
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Greedy rehab electric furnace
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
gold dilemma sound barrier
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
gold dilemma sound barrier
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
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  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
gold dilemma sound barrier
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
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  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Greedy rehab electric furnace
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Mind-boggling jet-lagged native gaming laptop
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Mind-boggling jet-lagged native gaming laptop
  08/14/13
whatever
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Rambunctious well-lubricated crackhouse hairy legs
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Passionate Skinny Woman Stain
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Mentally Impaired Internet-worthy Whorehouse Associate
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
lol
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
180
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
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  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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  08/14/13
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
pearl state wagecucks
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
pearl state wagecucks
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Mind-boggling jet-lagged native gaming laptop
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Mind-boggling jet-lagged native gaming laptop
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Arousing Toaster Gay Wizard
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Unholy dashing piazza
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Beady-eyed plum locale
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
pearl state wagecucks
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
pearl state wagecucks
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Passionate Skinny Woman Stain
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
pearl state wagecucks
  08/14/13
165
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  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
lmao
Mind-boggling jet-lagged native gaming laptop
  08/14/13
...
Excitant hot knife point
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
turquoise razzmatazz love of her life
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
vigorous immigrant
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
transparent wild nursing home gunner
  08/14/13
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pearly beta university jap
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
Pics?
Lascivious cuckold hominid
  08/14/13
link?
trip masturbator
  08/17/13
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fiercely-loyal cordovan locus dysfunction
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
poppy big telephone ape
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
180 lime ticket booth
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Passionate Skinny Woman Stain
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
glittery mother
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
floppy psychic therapy
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
floppy psychic therapy
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
floppy psychic therapy
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
gold dilemma sound barrier
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
pea-brained center pozpig
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
floppy psychic therapy
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
drunken liquid oxygen
  08/14/13
Underrated
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  08/15/13
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know-it-all vengeful principal's office round eye
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
pea-brained center pozpig
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
drunken liquid oxygen
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Racy stubborn really tough guy resort
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Passionate Skinny Woman Stain
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Razzle parlour jewess
  08/14/13
lol
Dull ceo brethren
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Razzle parlour jewess
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Dull ceo brethren
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Razzle parlour jewess
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
pea-brained center pozpig
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
aphrodisiac self-centered parlor philosopher-king
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
Black mental disorder
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
soul-stirring puce plaza internal respiration
  08/14/13
180
Violent market
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Dull ceo brethren
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Shimmering out-of-control hall fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Dull ceo brethren
  08/14/13
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fuchsia curious garrison
  08/14/13
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Harsh meetinghouse
  08/14/13
180
floppy psychic therapy
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drunken liquid oxygen
  08/15/13
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glittery mother
  08/17/13
...
Electric flatulent business firm
  09/11/13
Lmao
Swashbuckling Quadroon Juggernaut
  06/07/17
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sable stag film hunting ground
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Bistre Irradiated Lodge Foreskin
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
fuchsia curious garrison
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Histrionic sinister clown
  08/14/13
lol
floppy psychic therapy
  08/14/13
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Autistic Nubile French Chef
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Provocative aggressive generalized bond address
  08/14/13
180
French confused step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Useless Jew
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
bearded forum azn
  08/17/13
poignant
Apoplectic submissive brunch prole
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Gaped Drab Orchestra Pit
  08/17/13
...
fuchsia curious garrison
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Electric flatulent business firm
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
flushed weed whacker deer antler
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Racy stubborn really tough guy resort
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Hyperactive location dingle berry
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
aquamarine cowardly mediation chad
  12/28/13
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Boyish tanning salon
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Underhanded Pocket Flask Institution
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
lilac abode
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Chestnut Hateful School Cafeteria Ladyboy
  03/10/14
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nofapping filthpig
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Abusive naked striped hyena stead
  05/12/15
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Smoky stirring library idiot
  01/19/16
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Shimmering out-of-control hall fortuitous meteor
  10/25/17
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trip masturbator
  11/29/15
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trip masturbator
  12/23/15
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nofapping filthpig
  01/05/16
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trip masturbator
  03/13/16
I want pizza
mischievous khaki coldplay fan
  06/07/17
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Smoky stirring library idiot
  09/22/17
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transparent wild nursing home gunner
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
diverse persian hell
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Aromatic Sanctuary Dragon
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
diverse persian hell
  07/18/18
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heady national
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trip masturbator
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trip masturbator
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heady national
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal cordovan locus dysfunction

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Mind-boggling jet-lagged native gaming laptop

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Spruce Vibrant Death Wish

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Hyperactive location dingle berry

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: nofapping filthpig

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Tan Set



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Chocolate hyperventilating personal credit line school

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: know-it-all vengeful principal's office round eye



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Demanding Elite Selfie



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: pearl state wagecucks



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Rough-skinned impertinent reading party public bath



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Odious becky



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Titillating Headpube



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: sable stag film hunting ground



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Infuriating Mauve Turdskin Church Building



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Titillating Headpube



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: exhilarant senate son of senegal

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Tripping office

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal cordovan locus dysfunction

lmao

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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: trip masturbator



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Odious becky



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: exhilarant senate son of senegal

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: burgundy gaping

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Mind-boggling jet-lagged native gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Exciting Brindle Athletic Conference Voyeur

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal cordovan locus dysfunction

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: pearl state wagecucks

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: walnut magical pisswyrm

rofl

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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle spot

took a few attempts but 180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Dull ceo brethren

lol

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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Shimmering out-of-control hall fortuitous meteor



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: know-it-all vengeful principal's office round eye



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: heady national



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Rough-skinned impertinent reading party public bath



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: sable stag film hunting ground



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Internet-worthy Whorehouse Associate



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Mind-boggling jet-lagged native gaming laptop



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Internet-worthy Whorehouse Associate



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Tripping office

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Internet-worthy Whorehouse Associate

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Passionate Skinny Woman Stain



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Odious becky



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Odious becky

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling jet-lagged native gaming laptop



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling jet-lagged native gaming laptop



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling jet-lagged native gaming laptop

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: dead bawdyhouse volcanic crater

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Tripping office

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: Slap-happy mewling menage black woman

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal cordovan locus dysfunction



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Arousing Toaster Gay Wizard

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: wonderful impressive feces pit



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Shimmering out-of-control hall fortuitous meteor



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: nofapping filthpig



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Anal Motley House Factory Reset Button



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: Slap-happy mewling menage black woman

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Passionate Skinny Woman Stain

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Passionate Skinny Woman Stain

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: chrome theatre

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Internet-worthy Whorehouse Associate

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Passionate Skinny Woman Stain



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Abusive naked striped hyena stead

(not bloodacre)

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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Bossy Nighttime Famous Landscape Painting Corner



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Internet-worthy Whorehouse Associate

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Bearded Stock Car Cruise Ship



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Passionate Skinny Woman Stain



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: flushed weed whacker deer antler



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: flushed weed whacker deer antler



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: heady national



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Passionate Skinny Woman Stain

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Passionate Skinny Woman Stain

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Black mental disorder

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Greedy rehab electric furnace

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Exciting Brindle Athletic Conference Voyeur

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Exciting Brindle Athletic Conference Voyeur

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: pearl state wagecucks

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: Cobalt box office

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Crystalline Site

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Passionate Skinny Woman Stain

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Greedy rehab electric furnace

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Black mental disorder

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Excitant hot knife point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Greedy rehab electric furnace

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Greedy rehab electric furnace

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Greedy rehab electric furnace

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Greedy rehab electric furnace

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Greedy rehab electric furnace

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Greedy rehab electric furnace

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Mind-boggling jet-lagged native gaming laptop

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Mind-boggling jet-lagged native gaming laptop

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Rambunctious well-lubricated crackhouse hairy legs

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Passionate Skinny Woman Stain

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Internet-worthy Whorehouse Associate

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Arousing Toaster Gay Wizard

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: pearl state wagecucks

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: laughsome jade queen of the night mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Internet-worthy Whorehouse Associate

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: pearly beta university jap

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: pearly beta university jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: pearl state wagecucks

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: pearl state wagecucks

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Mind-boggling jet-lagged native gaming laptop

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling jet-lagged native gaming laptop

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Bespoke den messiness



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Arousing Toaster Gay Wizard

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Unholy dashing piazza

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed plum locale

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: pearl state wagecucks

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: pearl state wagecucks

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Passionate Skinny Woman Stain

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: pearl state wagecucks

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: kink-friendly canary casino fanboi

165

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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling jet-lagged native gaming laptop

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Excitant hot knife point



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: turquoise razzmatazz love of her life

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: vigorous immigrant

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: pearly beta university jap



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Lascivious cuckold hominid

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: trip masturbator

link?

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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal cordovan locus dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: poppy big telephone ape

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: 180 lime ticket booth

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Passionate Skinny Woman Stain

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: glittery mother

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: floppy psychic therapy

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: floppy psychic therapy

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: floppy psychic therapy

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: gold dilemma sound barrier

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: pea-brained center pozpig

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: floppy psychic therapy

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: drunken liquid oxygen

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: kink-friendly canary casino fanboi

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: know-it-all vengeful principal's office round eye



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: pea-brained center pozpig

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: drunken liquid oxygen

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Racy stubborn really tough guy resort

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Passionate Skinny Woman Stain

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Razzle parlour jewess

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Dull ceo brethren

lol

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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Razzle parlour jewess

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Dull ceo brethren

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Razzle parlour jewess

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: pea-brained center pozpig

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: aphrodisiac self-centered parlor philosopher-king

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Black mental disorder

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: soul-stirring puce plaza internal respiration

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Violent market

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Dull ceo brethren

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Shimmering out-of-control hall fortuitous meteor

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Dull ceo brethren

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: fuchsia curious garrison



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Harsh meetinghouse



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: floppy psychic therapy

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: drunken liquid oxygen



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: glittery mother



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Electric flatulent business firm



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Quadroon Juggernaut

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: sable stag film hunting ground



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Bistre Irradiated Lodge Foreskin

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: fuchsia curious garrison

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Histrionic sinister clown

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: floppy psychic therapy

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Autistic Nubile French Chef



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Provocative aggressive generalized bond address

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: French confused step-uncle's house

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Useless Jew

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: bearded forum azn

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Apoplectic submissive brunch prole

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Gaped Drab Orchestra Pit

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: fuchsia curious garrison



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Electric flatulent business firm

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: flushed weed whacker deer antler

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Racy stubborn really tough guy resort

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Hyperactive location dingle berry

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: aquamarine cowardly mediation chad

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Boyish tanning salon



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Underhanded Pocket Flask Institution

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: lilac abode

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Chestnut Hateful School Cafeteria Ladyboy

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: nofapping filthpig



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Abusive naked striped hyena stead

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Smoky stirring library idiot



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Shimmering out-of-control hall fortuitous meteor



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: trip masturbator



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: trip masturbator



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: nofapping filthpig



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: trip masturbator



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: mischievous khaki coldplay fan

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Smoky stirring library idiot



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: transparent wild nursing home gunner



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: diverse persian hell

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Aromatic Sanctuary Dragon

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: diverse persian hell

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: heady national



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: trip masturbator



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: trip masturbator



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: amber trailer park boiling water



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: heady national



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: heady national



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