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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Marvelous chrome tattoo
  08/14/13
tell me
Gay Mad Cow Disease
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
  08/14/13
lol tyft
claret hall
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
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  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
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  12/28/13
fucking lol
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so underrated
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
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  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
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  08/14/13
lmao
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UN peacekeeper
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a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
cracking filthy genital piercing
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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claret hall
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
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When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
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When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
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weird blob of shit from another dimension
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rofl
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180
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took a few attempts but 180
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Poppy Indecent Piazza
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
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Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Fear-inspiring Sneaky Criminal
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Poppy Indecent Piazza
  08/14/13
best of thread
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Bisexual Preventive Strike Really Tough Guy
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
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claret hall
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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claret hall
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
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(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
claret hall
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Concupiscible rose factory reset button national
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
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  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Gay Mad Cow Disease
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180
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The white box LR is kept in is padded.
vibrant bright police squad whorehouse
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
beady-eyed business firm
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
beady-eyed business firm
  08/14/13
lol
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
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Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Poppy Indecent Piazza
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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beady-eyed business firm
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
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  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Concupiscible rose factory reset button national
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It's wrong to attack a pizza.
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  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Concupiscible rose factory reset button national
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
beady-eyed business firm
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
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  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
garnet den
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Concupiscible rose factory reset button national
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To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
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you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Concupiscible rose factory reset button national
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To be fair, k
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ty, whitest knight <3
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
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TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
beady-eyed business firm
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Concupiscible rose factory reset button national
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That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
garnet den
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
Big Balding National Security Agency Stead
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
garnet den
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
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go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
garnet den
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
garnet den
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
garnet den
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
garnet den
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Concupiscible rose factory reset button national
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Go for it then, Godspeed
garnet den
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Concupiscible rose factory reset button national
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"95th percentile body" LINK?
claret hall
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Concupiscible rose factory reset button national
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*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
claret hall
  08/14/13
whatever
Concupiscible rose factory reset button national
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Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
beady-eyed business firm
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Poppy Indecent Piazza
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
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lol
Naked Fighting Coldplay Fan
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
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180
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godawful prole
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Poppy Indecent Piazza
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
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If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
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When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
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this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
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Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
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  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Concupiscible rose factory reset button national
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
puce vivacious gas station
  08/14/13
lol tyft
claret hall
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
claret hall
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
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  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
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  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
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  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Spectacular Newt School Cafeteria
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The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
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did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
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I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
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  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
beady-eyed business firm
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
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while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
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  08/14/13
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  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
  08/14/13
lmao
claret hall
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Tantric location french chef
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
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  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Concupiscible rose factory reset button national
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
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  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Marvelous chrome tattoo
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Marvelous chrome tattoo
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  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
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Pics?
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link?
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  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
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  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
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  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
beady-eyed business firm
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
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  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Concupiscible rose factory reset button national
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
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i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Concupiscible rose factory reset button national
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a pizza can feed a family of four.
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not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Concupiscible rose factory reset button national
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ps the dad was bloodacre
Metal Salmon Goyim Library
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you know how bad i want that irl
Concupiscible rose factory reset button national
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One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Hairraiser Church Foreskin
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Metal Salmon Goyim Library
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Pizza tastes good
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  08/14/13
Underrated
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Hairraiser Church Foreskin
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Awkward trip macaca garrison
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
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  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
beady-eyed business firm
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
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  08/14/13
lol
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Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Magenta giraffe sex offender
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Razzle-dazzle rusted electric furnace tank
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
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You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Hairraiser Church Foreskin
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
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  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
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180
Sinister dashing degenerate dragon
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lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Razzle-dazzle rusted electric furnace tank
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pizza doesn't cut itself
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/thread. instant classic
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180
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Awkward trip macaca garrison
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Dark dysfunction plaza
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sticky quadroon
  09/11/13
Lmao
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wonderful ceo love of her life
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
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  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
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  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
jet-lagged bawdyhouse
  08/14/13
lol
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When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
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180
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
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  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
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  08/17/13
poignant
Aggressive Becky
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
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grizzly theater juggernaut
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
sticky quadroon
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
flushed lettuce
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
provocative shimmering organic girlfriend incel
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Multi-colored house kitty
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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  12/28/13
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  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
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  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
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  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
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sable senate
  01/05/16
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I want pizza
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doobsian crackhouse
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Marvelous chrome tattoo
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
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it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
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  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Gay Mad Cow Disease

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: claret hall

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: mustard yapping public bath

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored house kitty

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: sable senate

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Chest-beating overrated main people



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Talented blood rage wrinkle

so underrated

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Author: puce vivacious gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Arousing parlour



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Bisexual Preventive Strike Really Tough Guy



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Rough-skinned curious travel guidebook stage



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: wonderful ceo love of her life



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: pale irradiated dilemma codepig



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: Rough-skinned curious travel guidebook stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: cracking filthy genital piercing

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Sneaky Criminal

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Gay Mad Cow Disease

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Thirsty heaven indirect expression



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Bisexual Preventive Strike Really Tough Guy



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: cracking filthy genital piercing

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: adventurous arrogant old irish cottage

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: claret hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: cerebral coral gaping marketing idea

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Gay Mad Cow Disease

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: puce vivacious gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: federal copper stage

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: submissive comical chad stain

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rusted electric furnace tank

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: painfully honest lodge



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: ultramarine sound barrier



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: zippy kitty cat



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: Arousing parlour



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: wonderful ceo love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Poppy Indecent Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: claret hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Poppy Indecent Piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Sneaky Criminal

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Poppy Indecent Piazza

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: beady-eyed business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Bisexual Preventive Strike Really Tough Guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Bisexual Preventive Strike Really Tough Guy

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: claret hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: claret hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: claret hall

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: flesh motley striped hyena yarmulke

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring Sneaky Criminal

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: vibrant bright police squad whorehouse

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Gay Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Naked Fighting Coldplay Fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Boyish Elite Parlor Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: painfully honest lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: sable senate



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Excitant internal respiration



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: vibrant bright police squad whorehouse

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: beady-eyed business firm

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: beady-eyed business firm

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: splenetic round eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Poppy Indecent Piazza

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: blue misunderstood spot

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: mewling emerald idiot jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Poppy Indecent Piazza

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Adulterous range ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: flushed lettuce



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: flushed lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: zippy kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: beady-eyed business firm

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: beady-eyed business firm

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Big Balding National Security Agency Stead

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: garnet den

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: cerebral coral gaping marketing idea

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: cerebral coral gaping marketing idea

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: puce vivacious gas station

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: stimulating cuckold

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: nighttime hunting ground chapel

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed business firm

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: garnet den

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Big Balding National Security Agency Stead

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Tantric location french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: garnet den

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: garnet den

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: garnet den

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: garnet den

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: garnet den

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: garnet den

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: claret hall

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: claret hall

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: brilliant ape legend

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: beady-eyed business firm

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Poppy Indecent Piazza

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Naked Fighting Coldplay Fan

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: puce vivacious gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: godawful prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Poppy Indecent Piazza

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: diverse pit

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: diverse pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: puce vivacious gas station

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: puce vivacious gas station

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: claret hall

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: claret hall

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: unholy corner pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Naked Fighting Coldplay Fan

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: out-of-control brunch

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Spectacular Newt School Cafeteria

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: puce vivacious gas station

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: puce vivacious gas station

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: beady-eyed business firm

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: puce vivacious gas station

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: sexy space crotch

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: claret hall

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Tantric location french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: indigo deranged gunner toaster

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: passionate alcoholic menage weed whacker

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: diverse pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: startled market

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Thirsty heaven indirect expression

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Gay Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Mentally impaired erotic theater stage potus

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: crystalline disrespectful boistinker

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: beady-eyed business firm

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Dark dysfunction plaza

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Metal Salmon Goyim Library

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Metal Salmon Goyim Library

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Metal Salmon Goyim Library

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Concupiscible rose factory reset button national

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Hairraiser Church Foreskin

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Metal Salmon Goyim Library

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Awkward trip macaca garrison

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: sexy space crotch

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: ultramarine sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Hairraiser Church Foreskin

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Awkward trip macaca garrison

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: provocative shimmering organic girlfriend incel

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed business firm

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Magenta giraffe sex offender

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rusted electric furnace tank

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Magenta giraffe sex offender

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rusted electric furnace tank

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Magenta giraffe sex offender

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Hairraiser Church Foreskin

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: misanthropic nubile state

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: Big Balding National Security Agency Stead

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Dull know-it-all patrolman set

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Sinister dashing degenerate dragon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rusted electric furnace tank

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: painfully honest lodge

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle rusted electric furnace tank

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: grizzly theater juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Peach coffee pot cuckoldry



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Metal Salmon Goyim Library

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Awkward trip macaca garrison



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Dark dysfunction plaza



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: sticky quadroon



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: exciting ticket booth party of the first part

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: wonderful ceo love of her life



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Cheese-eating razzmatazz center faggotry

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: grizzly theater juggernaut

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: jet-lagged bawdyhouse

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Metal Salmon Goyim Library

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy candlestick maker



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: odious spruce principal's office

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: sapphire roommate hospital

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: khaki background story

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Hateful church building

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Aggressive Becky

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: judgmental gaming laptop mood

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: grizzly theater juggernaut



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: sticky quadroon

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: flushed lettuce

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: provocative shimmering organic girlfriend incel

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Multi-colored house kitty

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: well-lubricated psychic partner

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: lavender persian dopamine



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: saffron dingle berry

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: Buff electric pozpig

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Stirring box office philosopher-king

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: sable senate



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: blue misunderstood spot

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: doobsian crackhouse



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: painfully honest lodge



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Thirsty heaven indirect expression



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Thirsty heaven indirect expression



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: sable senate



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Thirsty heaven indirect expression



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Sick Alpha Tanning Salon

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: doobsian crackhouse



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Marvelous chrome tattoo



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: aphrodisiac mint mediation affirmative action

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Fragrant chestnut home rigpig

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: aphrodisiac mint mediation affirmative action

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: zippy kitty cat



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Thirsty heaven indirect expression



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Thirsty heaven indirect expression



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: thriller hairy legs



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: zippy kitty cat



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: zippy kitty cat



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